LawTalkers - The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

A friend sent us a picture of whipped cream flavored vodka that is catching on in Dallas. Whipped cream flavored vodka. Isn't the only good thing about whipped cream the fact that it is actually whipped cream??

Mix it with Icky's pussy-flavored vodka and you could make a "Drunkest Guy at the Bachelor Party."

(Nobody but him licks the whipped cream off that part of the stripper's anatomy.)

ThurgreedMarshall

06-29-2010 03:49 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 427378)

Why is my office closed this Friday when the rest of the world is closed Monday?

To give you a four day weekend?

TM

LessinSF

06-29-2010 03:52 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 427377)

That's awesome. I wonder what takeoff speed is, and whether that 1/3 of a mile could be any old highway. Talk about a sweet way to outrun the fuzz.

Hard to tell. http://www.terrafugia.com/aircraft.html Stall speed is 51 mph. It looks like fuel efficiency is 23 miles per gallon in the air. As a "light-sport" aircraft, only 20 hours of training is required (at a minimum), but no flying at night.

patentparanyc

06-29-2010 03:54 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by ABBAKiss (Post 427364)

I passed a "runner" once when I was walking in 5-inch wedges while pregnant and texting. I realize this post is out of context and way late, but I wanted to ass to the conversation for some reason known only to genius retarded unicorns.

so I should step it up, huh? ;P

btw, you're supposed to Ignore me. tm has everyone whipped up into a revival-style old skool froth like it's still '02 and you are all like 5th years or some shit. You know, very mature and shit. you're supposed to act like an excited lemming. and follow.

Hank Chinaski

06-29-2010 04:06 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 427382)

tm has everyone whipped up into a revival-style old skool froth

he's crafty, like on survivor a good player votes to kick off the smartest so em becomes the smartest.

hate the game.

patentparanyc

06-29-2010 04:09 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 427383)

he's crafty, like on survivor a good player votes to kick off the smartest so em becomes the smartest.

hate the game.

Are you conceding I'm smarter? thanks for that. and the chris rock quote...

File this under "whatever" here goes my stock speech given periodically.

Maybe the partner he works for is riding him. Maybe he survived another round of layoffs and isn't busy.

Maybe his secretary is assigned to 20 people.

Maybe he's a 19th year assoc

but if this is his little fiefdom what he can control? oh good have at it. mazel tov.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

06-29-2010 04:28 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 427368)

What's with this predilection for collectivism? We all have a Fu button and I for one have made my choice. If someone is still replying with quote in a week, so be it -- it will be a useful reminder of who is compulsive around here and who is not.

I forgot about the FU button. I feel better already.

dtb	06-29-2010 04:35 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 427329)

When I see this word, I hear it in my head as if it's spoken by a T driver.

Carry on.

I had the exact same thought, only w/r/t the word :"Saugus".

Left on Spitbrook...

dtb	06-29-2010 04:40 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller (Post 427338)

Have you checked with Adder? Hank can't call Adder dumbest whenever the unicorn is here.

Ha. g.o.

By the way, great call on the "As Seen on TV" link from Amazon. However, now I'm torn between the Snuggie (or whatever it's called) and these:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg

Cletus Miller

06-29-2010 04:44 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 427387)

Those were what jumped out at me, too.

Know that Snuggies may be available in zebra stripe and cheetah print, if that influence you at all.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

06-29-2010 04:45 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 427386)

I had the exact same thought, only w/r/t the word :"Saugus".

Left on Spitbrook...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzUUq...layer_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFbxp...layer_embedded

Fugee

06-29-2010 04:45 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 427387)

dust mops for your feet???

dtb	06-29-2010 04:49 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 427390)

dust mops for your feet???

Indeed! What over-privileged woman can go without them?

Fugee

06-29-2010 04:56 PM

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 427391)

Indeed! What over-privileged woman can go without them?

So the servants can multi-task?

Icky Thump

06-29-2010 04:58 PM

Re: Chilis? In cambridge?

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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 427379)

Mix it with Icky's pussy-flavored vodka and you could make a "Drunkest Guy at the Bachelor Party."

(Nobody but him licks the whipped cream off that part of the stripper's anatomy.)

No. Now we need ass and feet flavored vodka too.

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