LawTalkers - Is Ted Cruz Satan? Discuss.

Jeb: Boy, that Trump is going to go down in flames on Megyn Kelly. Can you believe that?

Advisor: No, Jeb, he's going to double down. After a few days of being alternately told she's an empty-headed bimbo and a vicious conniving bitch by Trump's minions on twitter he'll go up in the polls and she'll learn to keep quiet.

Jeb: Really? So he's saying more outrageous things to get out of the first outrageous thing? And that works?

Advisor: Yup.

Jeb: Hmmm. Let's talk about our position on my family's wars in Iraq.

Tyrone Slothrop

08-11-2015 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 497274)

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Tyrone Slothrop

08-11-2015 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 497274)

Boy, that Trump is going to go down in flames on Megyn Kelly. Can you believe that?

Turns out no.

Sidd Finch

08-11-2015 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 497285)

Turns out no.

Pathetic.

taxwonk

08-13-2015 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 497273)

"write drunk; revise sober."

Ernest Hemingway.

I call bullshit. Hemingway was never sober after 1936.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

08-13-2015 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 497298)

I call bullshit. Hemingway was never sober after 1936.

In other news from Cuba, when do we think Donald Trump is going to go full birther on Ted Cruz? You know, that guy who was ACTUALLY born abroad and whose father wasn't a citizen at the time. Will anyone beat Trump to Cruz birtherism?

Tyrone Slothrop

08-13-2015 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 497299)

Turns out he's got a real organization in Iowa. Who knew?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

08-15-2015 12:31 PM

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I find it shocking that Fox doesn't believe in UFOs.

Hank Chinaski

08-19-2015 10:39 AM

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Is it possible Donald Trump is a Penske sock?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

08-19-2015 05:50 PM

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Does Hillary's "do you mean, did I wipe the server with a cloth" remark mean she is utterly clueless about technology or utterly clueless about the gravity of the issue?

Adder

08-21-2015 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 497323)

Does Hillary's "do you mean, did I wipe the server with a cloth" remark mean she is utterly clueless about technology or utterly clueless about the gravity of the issue?

I've always wondered exactly who thinks this issue is grave, aside from the Washington Press and people who don't like Hillary to begin with.

And of course she's utterly clueless about technology.

Sidd Finch

08-21-2015 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 497323)

Does Hillary's "do you mean, did I wipe the server with a cloth" remark mean she is utterly clueless about technology or utterly clueless about the gravity of the issue?

Neither. It means she is trying to act clueless. "Gosh, what ever do you mean???"

Tyrone Slothrop

08-21-2015 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 497323)

Does Hillary's "do you mean, did I wipe the server with a cloth" remark mean she is utterly clueless about technology or utterly clueless about the gravity of the issue?

There is more gravity in deep space than there is of this issue.

I will say that what I said about why journalists were getting prosecuted for leaks a few months ago applies here, too -- the laws surrounding the classification of material and the institutional incentives within DOJ mean that the former is going to chase anyone who leaves the wrong trail, and now that those trails are digital instead of paper, it's lot of easier to find the evidence that gets these investigations going, pointless as they are on national-security grounds.

Meanwhile, the GOP primary never fails to entertain:

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Hank Chinaski

08-21-2015 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 497345)

There is more gravity in deep space than there is of this issue.

you mean here and how you, sidd, ggg and adder masturbate each other on this and every issue?

Hank Chinaski

08-21-2015 09:14 PM

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http://www.upworthy.com/scientists-o...one-age?c=ufb1

if chimps progress quickly enough, Trump could win- or even hillary.

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