How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
 

Hi!

And kudos to you!

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Hey! My favorite mental patient is pretending he took me off ignore. I assume you want to play chess again?

TM

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You gotta start some to get some.

TM

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Nope. Sometimes she gets down. This time she said it was based on feeling she had that she couldn't really explain. No anger. No loss of consortium. No pissiness. No depression. Just a sad mood, I guess.

Whatever. We've exhausted this one.

TM

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I orginally read "gets" at "goes" - but it really doesn't change the sentiment thayt much, other than to explain why you're annoyed.

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You chop down trees
You wear high heels
suspendies and a braaaaa.

You wish you'd been a girlie
Just like your dear Mamaaaa.

How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
 

Thanks. I come by here once in a blue moon and now I've got the stupid sound of music soundtrack playing through my mind...

ugh.

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Is it "all of a sudden" when you're watching The Shawshank Redemption right after Brooks kills himself and the room gets a little dusty?

I miss Brooks [SNIFF].

Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's OK he sleeps all night and he works all day
 

Could be worse. Could be the Lumberjack song.

And in the news....how drunk was this guy?

BUCHAREST, Romania - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

It said 67-year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
 

Thanks. I check in for a little pre-Amtrak amusement and now I've got a mental image of the von Trapp kids skipping through the mountains singing "I'm a Lumberjack".

How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
 

I am not sure why this was a response to me given that it was Not Bob who keeps referencing the Von Tripp/Trapp Family Singers, but on behalf of Not Bob and the entire board, please allow me to sincerely apologize for any inconvenience any given post may have caused you. We really really missed you and will all be really really sad if you leave again.

How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
 

They're OK (O.K.).

How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
 

Oh, I thought I was responding to Not Bob when I replied. Oh well, no need to shed any tears and mess up your pretty little face.

Andto the Lumberjack post, I think that is a step up from the Sound of Music.

How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
 

Maybe, but in my twisted brain, the von Trapp kids are singing it von Trapp style, not Monty Python style. Oh the humanity!

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I haven't had you on ignore for a while, only because there's no way to really ignore, and you still see the interspersed lines saying someone you have on ignore posted something.

But, really, arguing with you is less like chess than it is talking to the fat kid down the street who tried to cheat at checkers. He was always doing shit like triple-kinging and jumping over two checkers next to each other and jumping off the board and shit like that. No matter how much you jump up and down, hit your head against the wall and scream loudly about how right you are, it doesn't make it true.

But then, it sounds like you're realizing that with your problems with your girlfriend. Gee, I can't imagine that I you're not a fun person to be in a relationship with. Color me amazed! What the fuck is wrong with that stupid bitch? Ah, yes, emotion! Stupid whore.