LawTalkers - The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

Mix it with Icky's pussy-flavored vodka and you could make a "Drunkest Guy at the Bachelor Party."

(Nobody but him licks the whipped cream off that part of the stripper's anatomy.)

Thanks for bringing back the memory of a friend eating whipped cream out of a stripper's ass at a bachelor party ten years ago. I had forgotten about that. In fact, we had all forgotten about him. We were all watching the bachelor, who was lying on his back with a dildo strapped to his forehead (not his chin), which was being humped by the other stripper.

Suddenly, someone pointed a finger and yelled "HOLY SHIT!" And there it was. A very hungry man. Enjoying some whipped cream.

Who am I kidding? It was Redi-Whip.

I'm pretty sure he scored over 1500 on his SATs!

Hank Chinaski

06-29-2010 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 427461)

I did Bakersfield, CA monthly for two years. And one of my two NYC trips was a day trip. And I am a tax guy.

did I mention the restaurant choices in Bristol Virginia?

taxwonk

06-29-2010 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Anne Elk (Post 427449)

I was surprised at the change from an A cup to a C. Makes me wonder why I waited so long.

Aberdeen, South Dakota. How does that rank?

That's even worse than Billings, Montana. At least I met Evel Knevel in Billings.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-29-2010 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dtb (Post 427387)

Ha. g.o.

By the way, great call on the "As Seen on TV" link from Amazon. However, now I'm torn between the Snuggie (or whatever it's called) and these:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg

The snuggie has been done. To death. Go with...whatever those things are.

Anne Elk

06-29-2010 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 427465)

That's even worse than Billings, Montana. At least I met Evel Knevel in Billings.

I got to go for a biplane ride in Aberdeen. That was cool.

Hanging out with the road crew in the hotel bar watching baseball was an interesting experience.

taxwonk

06-29-2010 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 427464)

did I mention the restaurant choices in Bristol Virginia?

Waffle House and a Dairy Queen?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

06-29-2010 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 427460)

after little rock airport one of the early exits is "Scott Hamilton Drive" and once I see that all I can think about is if it's the skater and if it is how miserable his childhood must have been down there. I'm sensitive that way.

It's not. Some Arkansas businessman.

But the sign is still a few miles south of that. You should recover by then.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

06-29-2010 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 427450)

hmm. I'm an alcohoic and arkadelphia is in a dry county. and I've been there 20 times.

your turn.

I have always thought my extensive time in Evansville, Indiana counted for something. I was wrong.

I understand the Evansville Petroleum Club is gone. I don't know what's become of the place.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

06-29-2010 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 427468)

Waffle House and a Dairy Queen?

Cracker Barrel.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

06-29-2010 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 427464)

did I mention the restaurant choices in Bristol Virginia?

I like Bristol. Good times there.

I recommend staying a town over, though, at the Martha Washington in Abington.

taxwonk

06-29-2010 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 427471)

Cracker Barrel.

Coat and tie required at dinner?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-29-2010 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 427444)

ahhh. breast implants.

you work in rural Canada? where? me? I've been to arkadelphia Arkansas 20 times in my career for work and twice to NYC. beat that?

I just got back from Little Rock today. It has encouraged me to buy some seersucker.*

*actual fashion post, bitches.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-29-2010 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 427466)

The snuggie has been done. To death. Go with...whatever those things are.

ETA: and now PLF and Atticus have me doing this. Whole. Period. Thing. In. The. Middle. Of. A. Sentence.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

06-29-2010 10:50 PM

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