Confidential to Atticus
 

I thought it was Atticus who he was talking to. Just wanted to pick a couple of boring primaries from the IL and PJ was already on there with her whorish tortured and murdered animals coat. I would say Pretermitted Child but I have never read this person bc I find the avatar so bizarre and distrubing and it doesnt read well with the thing underneath the moniker.

General announcement
 

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Not to start a big political debate here, because I'm not sure I even have a position on this Florida case, but isn't the issue that the woman didn't leave written instructions?
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concur. The only appropriate FB post here might be to speculate whether, a few weeks after the tubes are pulled, the husband might want to again begin feeding his now thinner wife.

So Solly Uncle Challie
 

Nonsense, he's just very very politically correct.

Everybody knows that.

Not Bitter, or Rainy Nights In Miami Always Get Me Down
 

With baseball haikus this good, why stop?

Sushi Memo
 

Anyone have a copy of this memo prepared by a Paul, Weiss paralegal (ostensibly) that they can post?

Not Bitter, or Rainy Nights In Miami Always Get Me Down
 

World Series--who cares?
Pitchers and catchers report
four months from today.

Salon reads the FB
 

You know how when you read Salon, you occassionaly stumble over what is clearly an FBism. if not created here, then popularized? Check this out from the review of the movie I thought had to be the most miscast movie ever, or since Assflakes was cast as a mobster in gigli. In the Cut.

"Frannie loves poetry. No, let me put that more succinctly: She's a poetry nut. She hearts poetry."

Much like Richard Lewis in Curb who takes claim for coining "blank from hell", I am mostly sure that I am mainly correct when I say I was the first to use "hearts" as a verb. I also think I invented the words "unfunny" and "lesbionic" which I started seeing in Salon and then recently saw the former in the NYT. At least I popularized it. I am going to apply to be a wirter under the name Paigow Princess. See what happens.

Salon reads the FB
 

Just don't apply to be a spleler.

Sushi Memo
 

If you have it you can send it to me, and I'll be happy to upload it and/or post it.

info@lawtalkers.com

Sushi Memo
 

Because I love you all. http://www.gawker.com/archives/sushi.pdf

General announcement
 

Shapeshifter (and many others it seems) is waiting for the same type post from nfh.

TM

Jonathan all grown up
 

Anyone ever read gawker.com? It is an internet gossip rag that was referred to in the NYT article posted by Burger...

Anyway, it appears that little Jonathan from Who's the Boss is all grown up and, unlike TF, likes the anal thing...

"Dan 'Who's The Boss?' Pintauro has a Friendster profile. What he's looking for: 'My age or older (at least mentally) a versatile top with the qualities of a bottom, i.e. sweet, attentive etc.. Adventurous, open minded, but not self centered, social, silly but more often serious and interesting, non smoker... I'm mainstream with twists. I like Justin Timberlake, but I also have a twisted sexual side. Actor but now on the otherside of the field in agenting and casting. Versatile bottom sexually. Enjoy bar hoping and being social or chillin at home emailing or watching TV.'"

NTTAWWT. And, frankly, didn't we all know already?


Edit - add picture

http://www.letmegetthisstraight.com/...anpintauro.jpg

Jonathan all grown up
 

I never watched Who's the Boss, so I cannot enjoy this child star outing but I do have some related questions.

What is a "versatile bottom"? On a guy, anyway? He has one hole. Does that mean he accepts a variety of objects for intake, or does he vary how he does the intake (ie, in a swing over the piano?). NTTAWWT, but I have always wondered.

And what is friendster? Last week i got an email saying "(paigow's friend) invites you to join his Friendster community".

follow-up
 

And here is the commentary on the aforementioned friendster profile from some catty boys at letmegetthisstraight.com:

Comments
chris:
Haven't we all done our share of bar hoping?

bob:
Hmmm, he wasn't doing much agenting/casting while frolicking about Ptown this summer ... and the jury's still out on his acting the part of blind Bobby in L.V.C. last month.

Mike:
Poor little Jonathan Bower just wants some love and we've all got to bitchslap him instead. In the immortal words of Don Henley, kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down

Brian:
Okay that bitch had better approve me :)

tyler:
Ummmm...is ANYONE surprised that he's a bottom??? I knew this when he was six! As for the versatile part, YEAH RIGHT!!!!

Nick:
Yeah tyler you said it -- there was no doubt. Still he turned out better than my true love of the time, Doogie Howser.

Greg:
I knew he was blowing Tony Danza! I'm so jealous of that little bitch!



I like these boys...

Sushi Memo
 

Who cares? That's what you get for eating bacteria filled bait. Tool. If I were at this joint, I would order some sushi, let it sit in my drawer for a week, then serve it to this partner.

"Posion part. Tasty part." "Posion part. Tasty part." "Posion part. Tasty part."