Sushi Memo
 

This is hysterical, although not nearly as well written and documented as the NYT article makes it seem. I can just see the sequence of events: the paralegal drops the results of a lexis search (one specifically requested case, with its shepard's report)on the partner's desk without a cover memo, prompting the partner to scream at the paralegal (and probably associate) that everything she asks for must be done assiduously, no exceptions. We do not do sloppy work here at Paul, Weiss. Next day, she asks the still steaming paralegal to find out where there is decent sushi. Presto, memo. I don't think this is the work of someone scared. This is the work of someone pissed off.

I'm looking forward to taking in some of the recommendations next time I'm up in midtown, though.

Sushi Memo
 

Is this funny bc it timmifies take out in a most unprecedented manner leading me to blieve that Atticus is a paralegal in NYC? Or bc it says "the New York City"?

Confidential to Atticus
 

I'm pleased to be on Paigow's IL and that she hates me, but it annoys that it's at least in part because she's too stupid to understand her native language. I don't own a fur coat. I own a darling fur hat. I just don't object to fur coats. And unless Paigs of the Animals is walking around in plastic shoes from Wal-Mart, I think she's a fucking hypocrite to object.

Jonathan all grown up
 

RE: friendster either Sparklehorse or Ann Elk discussed this about a month ago (I think Sparklehorse). Sounds like a friend network that is potentially (like all other internet groups) a dating site. We need an update as to whether any fbers have joined.

re: versatile bottom, there are actually 2 holes for those who are counting. I think it connotes "likes it rough" and is more likely to include harder s&m. Standard disclaimer.


Edit - okay "but I also have a twisted sexual side" is more what connotes the rougher stuff. I will defer to leagl on "versatile bottom"

1. One assumes it isn't actually he who posted it.

2. A versatile bottom is someone who is happy to be a top on occasion. He just prefers to be a bottom.

Jonathan all grown up
 

Two holes? On a guy? I must be a virgin bc I can only think of one.

Not Bitter, or Rainy Nights In Miami Always Get Me Down
 

Not to worry, friend
George has contract at ready
Response: "Play left field?"

TM

Salon reads the FB
 

that's what splel check and editors are four

Jonathan all grown up
 

A friend of mine is on Friendster. It works on a six degrees of separation idea. You all have groups of friends and you can introduce other people to your friends, and people in your circle who don't know each other can say they want to meet each other based on profiles. It operates on the basis that if your friends know who someone is, he/she won't be a total psycho. It's like how it used to work, with matchmaking taking place at weddings and dinner parties, parties etc - Friendster is supposed to replicate that. Apparently it is "addictive" (although I'm not sure how).

Edited to note that like basketball, the telephone and Superman, it was created by a Canadian.

This I do not understand. Why would a guy prefer to not stick his dick in a hole? isnt that what guys do? Isnt that manifest destiny?

Sushi Memo
 

Dude. "Poison; poison; poison; ahh, tasty fish."

Jonathan all grown up
 

Well, women have 3. Making the favored porn guy on each end shot possible.

General announcement
 

And you've finally got the hang of the fb. Although, we already have a lookingformarket.

TM

Salon reads the FB
 

Dont worry, dear. I will come up with the original programming that keeps you tuning in, and you can edit my work. Us creative types dont have time for the timmy work.

General announcement
 

but one can never have enough JSTALK socks. THis is the new CTD dumbass.