LawTalkers - Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can't wait to be a parent...just for these situations. Your reaction was fine, although I think you were too nice. I would have made the fat bitch cry.

How, by smacking the donut out of her hammy fist?

Me too!

ThurgreedMarshall

01-05-2006 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
HOw weird. I am wearing that exact outfit right now. And practicing mixing the martinis for when my baby takes another home again, to find me waiting for him.

This new theme of yours is almost as bad as when I can't stop talking about how hot and perfect my gf is and how wherever she goes she gets hit on by every man woman and child.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane?

01-05-2006 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Kitchen counters are placed at a very good height for some things.

Unfortunately, I am too tall and too hung for that kind of fun.

At least I went to Harvard.

baltassoc

01-05-2006 03:34 PM

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Indeed. I would have gone with something about how the kid never gets to see other people since he's only allowed out of his closet once a year for the vacation at the beach, so you didn't want to deprive him.

I once told a woman who commented that the baltspawn shouldn't be travelling without their mother that their mother was dead, which rendered her speechless, to my great appreciation. Now that they're getting a little older and can talk, I'm thinking of training them to say that Mommy ran off with another man in such situations.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-05-2006 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Let's just say (hypothetically, of course) that someone you know (let's call her dtp) was on a beach vacation (for example). While relaxing on the beach, a fellow vacationer awakens ms.dtp from her peaceful slumber to offer some officious parenting advice regarding dtp's eldest child. dtp nods politely, though the advice giver (let's call her Shamu) is way off base and it's none of her motherfucking business. dtp speaks to her eldest child and tells him not to play with Shamu's pups anymore, as Shamu appears to be mentally unbalanced.

So the dtp-offspring and dtp (and the help, natch) are enjoying some lunch, and Shamu won't let it drop. Shamu comes back (to the dtp LUNCH TABLE!) to offer further officious suggestions (and to clarify her prior advice). At this point, dtp has had enough and suggests that officious advice goes both ways. If Shamu wants to offer it, she should be able to hear it as well. dtp then proceeds to suggest that Shamu's daughter may want to lay off the cheeseburgers.

Shamu is shocked (SHOCKED!) that dtp would say such a thing, but doesn't mess with dtp the rest of the vacation.

So, my question for the expert meanies out there is, were such a thing to have occurred, would (the hypothetical) dtp's response have been (a) not mean enough, (b) too mean, or (c) just right?

Inquiring minds MUST know.

Dear Double/Triple Penetration:

I will need more information on your kid's alleged misbehavior and the advice offered by Shamu.

Regards,

TM

PS - If it has anything to do with your kid and his or the other kid's underwear, Shamu wins.

Hank Chinaski

01-05-2006 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
How, by smacking the donut out of her hammy fist?

Me too!

mmmmmmm Ham

Not Bob

01-05-2006 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This new theme of yours is almost as bad as when I can't stop talking about how hot and perfect my gf is and how wherever she goes she gets hit on by every man woman and child.

Don't forget, my cat kind of liked her, too.

robustpuppy

01-05-2006 03:36 PM

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I thought you never did that.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

01-05-2006 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
mmmmmmm Ham

Hot ham water.

robustpuppy

01-05-2006 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hot ham water.

This is dtp's mothering role model:

http://www.wvah.com/programs/arreste...tiaderossi.jpg

ThurgreedMarshall

01-05-2006 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Her advice was that I ought to be playing with my son instead of sleeping on the beach, because she didn't want to play with him (my son). (Not that anyone asked her to.) I think one of her choice phrases was, "I didn't come on vacation to play with your children."

"So, what the fuck are you telling me for? Don't play with him. He didn't run over here and say, 'Mommy, can I play with the lady who blocks the sun.' Hell, I didn't come on vacation to have my naps on the beach interrupted by my kids or the meddlesome parents of their fat little friends. Now go mind your business. And by 'business' I mean, Cheetos. Now good day...I said good day."

TM

dtb	01-05-2006 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"So, what the fuck are you telling me for? Don't play with him. He didn't run over here and say, 'Mommy, can I play with the lady who blocks the sun.' Hell, I didn't come on vacation to have my naps on the beach interrupted by my kids or the meddlesome parents of their fat little friends. Now go mind your business. And by 'business' I mean, Cheetos. Now good day...I said good day."

TM

You know, the first four sentences sound eerily like what I actually said to her. I'm not sure whether to be pleased or horrified. I'm going with pleased.

PS -- mrs.dtp was a little afraid to tell mr.dtp about the orca encounter, as she thought he might not approve. Much to her delight, however, he laughed and laughed. Clearly, a match made in heaven.

Shape Shifter

01-05-2006 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky

Another way to look at is if you come across a farmer, whose farm is surrounded by foxes and cougars, and his chickens are getting eaten. The foxes are accusing the cougars of eating the chickens and the cougars are accusing the foxers of eating the chickens. If the farmer tell you that the cougars are not eating the chickens, but the foxes are, who would you trust in this case? Of course the farmer. If he tells you foxes, and you kill them, and it is really the cougars, he is still screwed. If he tells you the cougars are not the problem, the only reason he would tell you that is if the cougars are not the problem. He has no reason to lie.

But both the foxes and the cougars are unreliable because they have a strong reason to lie.

Gattigap

01-05-2006 03:53 PM

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What do farmers eat?

Flinty_McFlint

01-05-2006 03:54 PM

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I would say kill them all, but that's Thurgreed's job.