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What's the hanky for?

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Excellent distinction. Most people are very concerned with the more insidious invisible variety. Its a condition like high blood pressure - you're really fat, but you never know it.

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There's an invisible variety? I think everyone has that.

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Wrong-o, Assie, Esquire.



Cellulite is a common term used to describe superficial pockets of trapped fat, which cause uneven dimpling or “orange peel” skin. It appears in 90% of post-adolescent women and is rarely seen in men. Common but not exclusive areas where cellulite is found, are the thighs, buttocks, and the abdomen [Ref. 1]. Contrary to popular belief, cellulite is not related to obesity, since it occurs in overweight, normal, and thin women.

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I'd be willing to bet that most cellulite occurs on a cellular level.

eta: Scheiße! Completely wrong!

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Fred is not really a "friend" friend. But a few of us used to work together and some of us used to give Fred pointers on what to do on a date and what not to do. Fred was the kind of guy who would fall in love with the barrista at Starbucks and then blow it on the first date by being too eager. I think he was a virgin into his early 20s. I think the fact that he fell in love so quickly was par for his course, but to get married so soon was suspicious to the rest of us. The wife not from Serbia, but somewhere south of the U.S.

I think mostly that he's in denial about having been used by the wife as a gravy train and free housing. I just wonder if she can implicate him in any of the crimes the boyfried has committed.

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Ready to guess:

You're anon, Penske is Fred and the little refugee boy from NO he took in is the brother.

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I was talking about her TITs and said "big cherry ones", because she was wearing a cherry red sweater when we met.

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Thats why I insist my dates submit to cat scans. Its the only way to ensure they aren't secretly fat.

You could be a cellulite riddled mess and not have a clue. Isn't it scary?

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You need to hire a psychologist or at least an amatuer psychologist to interpret this stuff.

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Is that Fred on the right?

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I think April is a wild-card. She was mad at Ivette for accusing her of collusion with Janelle. She was mad at Maggie for turning on her during the last POV.

I think Janelle may go Ivette, especially after Julie asked her about choosing friendship over money. Even though I'd like to see Maggie win to teach Ivette a lesson about choosing friendship over money.

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Yes, spanking the cellulite on a 24 yo woman to that of a 35 yo woman is like eating a Chicago thick crust pizza over a Pizza Hut double Cheezy in the Crust number.

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Pineapple juice.

TM

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Yes. I think that unsolicited love advice is useless. Even solicited love advice is suspect. People are stupid when it comes to matters of the heart, and they rarely take advice from well-meaning friends unless the advice conforms with what they were going to do anyways.

And if it turns disasterous, blame immediately goes on the advice giver.

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I'd donate a large sum of money to help people who were less fortunate than me and an additional large sum of money to help animals that were less fortunate than me.




Yeah, right, I'd buy a Porche 959 and drive that to the place that I was doing two chicks at one time.

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What a coincidence - that was my law school's motto. Sounds more impressive in Latin.

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Scary? I may never leave the house again.

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Is cottage cheese a pizza topping?

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Dissent (even though I have no idea what it means [PP's post, not "dissent"]).

I think cellulite exists at different ages for different people. I've seen young girls with it, and older women without it. Its all the genes, I've heard.

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I guess the question is, when does it cause the uneven dimpling? Because I haven't seen this on any skinny post-adolescent woman's ass.

TM

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Based on this thread, I am a little nervous about attending Sebbypalooza. I may wait for Sluttapalooza on the next eveing.

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Well, 90% of post-adolescent women are fat, so there's your correlation.

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Just get yourself a pet scan. I'm sure you'll do fine. The secretly fat have too much cholestrol floating through their veins, impeding brain function, to exercise your attention to grammar. If you find yourself writing Hanklike haiku-write, you'll know its time to lay off the fried cheese and pig's feet.

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This hypo is stupid. No cop is going to arrest this poor sap because as soon as they bring any one of them in, they're gonna know what's up.

There is no advice to give this guy. If he doesn't have common fucking sense enough to boot them both, what the fuck are you going to tell him?

TM

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That is what I said, Doucherfield. Not in the post you reply to but tthe one quoting celluliteexpert. com

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Maybe you're right. Sometimes it is nice to second-chair your own life.

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Then you haven't been to enough women's locker rooms. It happens, but usually only on the slender women without the right fitness level. I currently don't have any (Hi Penske!) but if I gain 5-6 lbs, I'll start to see some. For me, anyway, it's about the weight.

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Do you consider Gwyneth Paltrow to be skinny? Because her ass was speckled with cottage cheese in "The Talented Mr. Ripley" (not to mention the fact that her tits look like chicken cutlets, but that's another discussion).

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I'm not sure this is the most foolproof methodology. I had a cat scan on my leg not long ago, and I don't think you could discern any cellulite (not because it isn't there -- though if it's of the invisible variety, how would you know!? -- but because you couldn't really see any skin at all; just an outline of my leg and the bones). So, if you've asked only for the film, you may get more than you bargained for. You might want to rent an electron microscope.

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I don't even look at women anymore; I'm married.

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And I guess the answer, counselor, is "post-adolesence" as my bold face was intended to highlight. When does adolescenec end? Sixteen? Eighteen? not 24.

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Um, Did You Just Call Me Douchebag, read the entire paragraph. Celluluite aint about fat.

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Yes, I've seen that happen (never take sides if friends are threatening to split, because when they get back together, you're in trouble), but I've never felt that way about it. I'm lucky if I remember who said what, forget giving blame. But good advice seeps in, if not right away.

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Oh! I get it: you're both lawyers!

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Oh, sebby. You have made me so proud. (Sniff.)

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Truer words were never spoken.

TM

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I neither saw nor felt any.

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Squats. High reps. Low weights.

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Lunges too.