LawTalkers - Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

Originally posted by dtb
You know, the first four sentences sound eerily like what I actually said to her. I'm not sure whether to be pleased or horrified. I'm going with pleased.

PS -- mrs.dtp was a little afraid to tell mr.dtp about the orca encounter, as she thought he might not approve. Much to her delight, however, he laughed and laughed. Clearly, a match made in heaven.

Did Mr. dtp proceed to fuck mrs. dtp long and hard? 12 times?

Flinty_McFlint

01-05-2006 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Please discuss

Take two:

I would totally round up both the foxes and the cougars, and then kill the farmer so I wouldn't have to split any of the profits when I sell the foxes and the cougars because they can talk. Then I take all the money and bet it against Jason Gore, and with the profits, I retire to Honduras.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-05-2006 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I thought you never did that.

Whifferoni, the San Francisco treat.

TM

dtb	01-05-2006 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Did Mr. dtp proceed to fuck mrs. dtp long and hard? 12 times?

Long and hard? Check.

12 times? That day it was 15.

Replaced_Texan

01-05-2006 03:59 PM

Calling All Meanies

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Did Mr. dtp proceed to fuck mrs. dtp long and hard? 12 times?

Point of clarification: Does 12 times mean twelve thrusts or twelve sessions in which one or both parties achieves orgasm?

ltl/fb

01-05-2006 03:59 PM

Calling All Meanies

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Originally posted by dtb
Long and hard? Check.

12 times? That day it was 15.

Before breakfast? Or over the course of the day?

Flinty_McFlint

01-05-2006 04:00 PM

Calling All Meanies

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Originally posted by dtb
Long and hard? Check.

12 times? That day it was 15.

15 strokes? Aren't you the happy housewife. Either that or Mr. dtb/p has been ignoring the Cialis safety warnings.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-05-2006 04:01 PM

Calling All Meanies

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Originally posted by dtb
PS -- mrs.dtp was a little afraid to tell mr.dtp about the orca encounter, as she thought he might not approve. Much to her delight, however, he laughed and laughed. Clearly, a match made in heaven.

I didn't think you could fuck up that story. I really didn't. But there it is.

TM

ltl/fb

01-05-2006 04:01 PM

Calling All Meanies

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Point of clarification: Does 12 times mean twelve thrusts or twelve sessions in which one or both parties achieves orgasm?

Point of clarification on the point of clarification -- assuming the answer is not 12 thrusts, if one party reaches orgasm 3 times per session, and the other once per session, would you need 3 of those sessions, 4 of those sessions, or 12 of those sessions to reach the "12 times"?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

01-05-2006 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
twelve thrusts

No one can last that long. 4 thrusts is the max.

Hank Chinaski

01-05-2006 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Please discuss

if i were Serbian, my panties would be moist.