LawTalkers - Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a row

I'd speculate that I have cycled a few miles more than the average person, and imho, if cyclists want to have standing to claim a right to be respected on the road by cars and pedestrians then they should follow the rule of the road. stop signs and stop lights. Its no more safe to run a stop sign or light on a bike than it is in a car, unless the car is speeding, in which case its already not driving safely. Having said that, I have run lights and stop signs on the bike, usually in the country when no one else is around, but it doesnt' change the duty to follow the law. having said all of that, I run lights and stop signs in my car all the time, so I'm an awful role model for any of this. Do as I say, not as I do.

Sidd Finch

11-23-2009 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 407914)

Magnifique! And timely. Query, while I love the french wine, and cheese, and Parisian cafes, and the Cote d'Azur nightlife, I am not fully versed in the ways of the French. Today I am having drinks with a French woman for the first time (first time meeting...."business"). When we greet is it one kiss on each cheek or a triple kiss alternating cheeks? Is there an order, right to left, left to right? Is a slight grope permissible? Expected?

Move left first (meaning, "kiss" the right cheek -- but see below), then right, then maybe left again. Some people do the triple, others don't -- best to follow her lead.

No groping allowed, but a slight shoulder-squeeze is acceptable, and probably expected. I often wonder if this was a French version of Ray Charles' touch-the-wrist trick, to see if she's toned or flabby beneath her loose Gallic sweater.

Above all, you are not kissing her. You are making cheek contact while kissing the air.

barely_legal

11-23-2009 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 407921)

I just realized that I thought barely was married to Slave.

I was wondering why you thought I'd know about the size of his dick. I mean, I do know about the size of his dick* but not from personal experience.

*Big, but not big enough to cause cystitis, was the general impression I was given.

barely_legal

11-23-2009 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 407922)

Some shrinkage so my 11 pound penis wouldn't be considered "too small."

TM

You're not supposed to include the weight of your pubic hair when weighing your penis.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

11-23-2009 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 407925)

Maybe the cystitis was really due to the fact that e/o doesn't wipe front to back.

Jack Manfred

11-23-2009 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 407858)

I have always found Power's, which is now far from obscure, to be the perfect balance between "available" and "not Jameson's."

2. Powers is what I keep in my bar. I prefer it to Jamesons and Bushmills because it's smoother. I plan to buy a bottle of Redbreast the next time I'm in a good liquor store, though I suspect it will be spicier than the Powers. The Green Spot intrigues me.

Confidential to Sidd: a Wikipedia search led me to 90% of the information on Irish whiskey. Turns out there are some boards devoted to whiskey and bourbon drinking. When I visited Ireland years ago, I stuck to Jamesons and Guiness. It appeared that everyone else at the pubs I frequented did as well.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

11-23-2009 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 407926)

You're not supposed to include the weight of your pubic hair when weighing your penis.

And water displacement doesn't work either since the pubes act as a sponge.

Hank Chinaski

11-23-2009 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 407927)

Maybe the cystitis was really due to the fact that e/o doesn't wipe front to back.

isn't e/o the guy who pretends to be a chick?

PresentTense Pirate Penske

11-23-2009 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 407924)

Merci beaucoup, mon ami! :)

PresentTense Pirate Penske

11-23-2009 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 407925)

I think we sauna'd together before and I had tried, up until now to block the memoury from my mind. I just tualimm.

Sidd Finch

11-23-2009 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Manfred (Post 407928)

Your stature has fallen, from someone with serious interest and expertise on a subject that I'm fond of but not quite obsessed with, to someone who is willing to be a free research whore for anyone with a stupid question.

It's a lamentable development.

Sidd Finch

11-23-2009 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 407927)

Maybe the cystitis was really due to the fact that e/o doesn't wipe front to back.

Ugh. Can we go back to talking about BL's mom's sex life?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

11-23-2009 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 407934)