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Ew, ew and ew.

Angelina Jolie says that her newest tattoo — five vertical lines of ancient Cambodian script on her shoulder which she had done six months ago in Thailand — is supposed to ward off bad luck. She now has a total of 24 tattoos, and they also help ward off nude scenes. . . .

Steven Seagal wants to be appreciated for his mind as well as his body. “I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day rather than a sex symbol,” the underemployed action star said. Hahahahahaha his body. He's funny.

Rod Stewart’s girlfriend recently told a magazine that she sometimes accidentally calls him her father, but that’s okay, the 58-year-old singer says. He told GMTV that he sometimes introduces 32-year-old sweetie Penny Lancaster as his daughter.

Just for Coltrane
 

Beer? Hell, I'll take her out for all the Zima she can drink. I'll even bring Jolly Ranchers.

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Dude, the hot hollywood child actress/wannabe child actress drink of the year is Hpnotique (sp?).

If you get her that, she'll be like all cool and stuff.

From the same article as the Steven Segal...
Oct. 22 — Is Pamela Anderson playing Russian roulette with her health? ANDERSON recently told Howard Stern that because she has hepatitis C, she only has five to 10 years left to live and is trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle for the sake of her children.
So a Pam fan was stunned to see the stricken star swilling booze on a Swedish TV show.


IS this true about hep C? I thought you could live a fairly normal life (with the exception of the binge drinking). I know a guy with hep C and he didn't say anything about shortened life expectancy.

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Ashley is the hot one.

I think.

Salon reads the FB
 

paigow,

You might have been the first one to put it on the fb (I am not signing up for that fray), but as a person who grew up in NY, I have to let you know that my friends and I called it I heart NY back when I was in middle school. And that was before Al Gore created the internet.

Sincerely,
winter hater

Lesbionic with that spelling is not a new term. And I know we have had this exact conversation before, in which I told you lesbionic, spelled that way, was not a new term. I don't know why people don't tend to say lesbianic, they just don't. It has always been bionic. Perhaps because lesbians are all Lindsey Wagner. Or we want Lindsey Wagner. It's all good.

So, while you might have coined it in your own head (and that is not a whackadoo joke I am simply saying it isn't impossible for someone to make up something they have never heard before) you didn't actually coin it for everyone else. Same for the other terms, which have been around as long as I can remember, used just the way you use them.

Or, more likely, you at some point heard or saw these things, forgot that you heard and/or saw them, and figured you made them up.

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She was looking hot on The Daily Show last night. Maybe someone can post a picture for Slave?

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Translation: "I'm sure I'm mainly right when I say that most people will agree that..."

You are a fucking idiot and I am wasting my time. It's like arguing with a sieve.

So, you're right. Not only did you coin all of those words on the fb, you invented them. None of them existed before you.

TM

You know your lesbonics*

*Lesbian speak

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Yay! I scrolled, I saw this, and I er, refrained from posting the same thing as someone else.

Of course, I probably should have upped my level of restraint, but baby steps and all that.

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Merge peanut butter and chocolate and you get a Reeses. Add great taste to less filling and you get Miller Lite. Claim your coinage. I plan to use Eurotang often. I'll credit you, where possible.

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When you go out, do you just read the paper to everyone within earshot?

TM

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Sometimes?

So did a lot of other people--although some people never moved but are now in 718 or 646. But you are right about the colossal moron part.

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It's what I do.

Also, I read over other people's shoulders.

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Has he already forgotten about the Pulitzer and Oscar he won last year? It's almost disrespectful to the judges...