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Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

11-23-2009 03:05 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 407924)

Move left first (meaning, "kiss" the right cheek -- but see below), then right, then maybe left again. Some people do the triple, others don't -- best to follow her lead.

No groping allowed, but a slight shoulder-squeeze is acceptable, and probably expected. I often wonder if this was a French version of Ray Charles' touch-the-wrist trick, to see if she's toned or flabby beneath her loose Gallic sweater.

Above all, you are not kissing her. You are making cheek contact while kissing the air.

There are advantages to being an ignorant American, aren't there? No need to follow Gallic custom too closely.

Pretty Little Flower

11-23-2009 03:09 PM

Re: Good website for mens' running gear?

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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 407923)

I'd speculate that I have cycled a few miles more than the average person, and imho, if cyclists want to have standing to claim a right to be respected on the road by cars and pedestrians then they should follow the rule of the road.

I think that cyclicts who do not follow the rule of the road still have standing to make a claim for a right to be respected on the road, but that their claim will be subject to defenses such as unclean hands. I mention this defense because it seems most appropriate, and despite the fact that I have an uneasy feeling that it will somehow lead back to a discussion of cystitis.

bold_n_brazen

11-23-2009 03:15 PM

Re: Good website for mens' running gear?

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 407912)

What if it's a bike path that runners insist on using as well?

Why must you always fight the hypo?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

11-23-2009 03:22 PM

Re: Good website for mens' running gear?

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 407940)

Why must you always fight the hypo?

Because I hate it when joggers take over the bike paths around here.

And when the kids take over my lawn.

sebastian_dangerfield

11-23-2009 03:34 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 407903)

Actually, her vagina is too big.

TM

That's the just the Brazilian playing tricks on you.

Jack Manfred

11-23-2009 03:38 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 407933)

Your stature has fallen, from someone with serious interest and expertise on a subject that I'm fond of but not quite obsessed with, to someone who is willing to be a free research whore for anyone with a stupid question.

It's a lamentable development.

The truth lies somewhere in between. I'm happy to find Powers when I'm in the mood for Irish whiskey. Out here in exile (and even in most pubs in Ireland) you're likely to find only Jamesons or Bushmills. If you're in the North, your whiskey order can still be a provocative act in certain neighborhoods.

I was happy to learn of the existence of Green Spot. I'm curious to see if I can get my hands on a bottle. I think I might have some relatives who can get one for me.

I remember watching that travel show about drinking on that HD network that thought it was a good idea to give one of our brethren airtime. Somewhere I have the name of the Welsh whiskey Zane tasted there.

sebastian_dangerfield

11-23-2009 03:41 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 407902)

Well, sure. It's just like taking a placebo. You think you're mounting a giant due to the shaving illusion, and your body responds accordingly.

Indeed. I usually reserve a full erection for massive vaginas. Since the onset of waxing, however, I've frequently misallocated my engorgement.

Gattigap

11-23-2009 03:50 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

I'm sure this will go well.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...bcstwitter.jpg

Quote:

The BCS hired a new PR firm, and their first move was to create an official BCS Twitter. This is one case where interacting with the fans is a bad idea, and they are being torn apart. It's gruesome.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

11-23-2009 03:51 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 407937)

Ew and no. Traumatic (or honeymoon) cystitis is a completely different thing.

Then why the cranberry juice?

Same thing. Different mode of transit.

sebastian_dangerfield

11-23-2009 03:58 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

Quote:

Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 407937)

Ew and no. Traumatic (or honeymoon) cystitis is a completely different thing.

Which is why, when you've a partner with an astonishing endowment, anal is the better course. It's just healthier.

(Or so my mother's told me.)

Atticus Grinch

11-23-2009 04:14 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 407945)

I'm sure this will go well.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...bcstwitter.jpg

Their response to fan input should be "I'm a shaaaark! Suck my diiiiick! I'm a SHAAARK!" It's like Congress. Everyone loves their congressman; everyone hates Congress. Congress doesn't need no PR firm, because for all effective public relations purposes, it doesn't exist. Same with NCAA/BCS -- its unpopularity harms no one.

evenodds

11-23-2009 04:19 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 407924)

Above all, you are not kissing her. You are making cheek contact while kissing the air.

This is very good advice.

It's an awkward thing, especially in a business context, but it's necessary to know to avoid further awkwardness. It took me a couple of meetings before I just stopped fighting and gave in.

Those French, that's how they win.

ThurgreedMarshall

11-23-2009 04:30 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

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Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 407926)

You're not supposed to include the weight of your pubic hair when weighing your penis.

You win. That's gross.

TM

LessinSF

11-23-2009 04:48 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro

Quote:

Originally Posted by barely_legal (Post 407885)

Let me do us all a favor and break it to you now: She wants to stop seeing you because your penis is too small.

There. Everybody's problems solved. Except yours.

Does this mean I won't be meeting the man in your mother's life in Vegas in January? Or does it mean she doesn't want to see me?

ThurgreedMarshall

11-23-2009 04:55 PM

Question:

Why do people write messages to their dead friends and relatives on facebook? Is this some kind of tribute? If so, is it appropriate for anyone but a fucking acquaintance? Are you doing it for the benefit of other facebook friends who knew that person? Do you think dead people give a fuck about facebook?

TM

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