Britney's pre-nup
 

Britney and Kevin. Duh.

Luckier than the Lotto winner
 

Some advice: Don't go and shoot any Presidents to prove your love to her. Doesn't work.

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Shoot, that's right.

Egad. I did something, even though it was inadvertent, that was Not Nice. I am chagrined.

And, oh! Ashley, Ashley, Ashley! Say it ain't so!

• Judd, Ashley. "A cold fish." Hypocrite who slept with anyone she thought would advance her career. Heavily surgically augmented; "gobbles more antidepressants than you can imagine." Neglects her pets. (Though I've received a few e-mails from her fans and friends which mention how kind and sweet she is.) Treated the staff of at least one hotel in an "unnecessarily incredibly evil" fashion. Deliberately (?) humiliated Jason Patric in front of Matt Lauer and the watching audience. Linked with Michael Bolton, Jim Carrey, Dario Franchitti, Robert De Niro, and Matthew McConaughey. Tends to be with her costars.

Britney's pre-nup
 

Why not? It lets the readers know who the parties are and it is possible that if they do get married, that he will take her name and thereofre using last names might confuse someone.

Damn lawyers.

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Contrast:

• Theron, Charlize. Enjoys "adult toys" and ganja and threesomes on occasion. Linked to David Arquette, Aaron Eckhart, George Clooney, Keanu Reeves, Stuart Townsend, and Dwight Yoakam.

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Picture this: Charlize, George and Keanu (his role will be to keep his mouth busy without talking). Yummy.

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Sounds like Keanu has some self-love issues to work through first.

• Reeves, Keanu. May be a FOD, although there are many conflicting reports on this. Hygienically challenged. Never graduated from high school. Supposed drug use. No one home upstairs, but it's a hell of a climb up the staircase. In person, a nice, sweet, unassuming guy who is very generous with his money, both to the crews of his films as well as to charities. Reportedly becoming increasingly withdrawn due to a series of personal tragedies. Linked with Carrie-Anne Moss, Keanu Reeves, and Michael Stipe.

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I have no problem with him jerking off while he's going down on Charlize or George.

ETA how is Charlize linked with him, but he's not linked with Charlize?

Tiger gets married
 

Tiger marries model chick. Wedding costs 1.5 mill. No reports of Juicy Couture running suits with "Pimp" on the back.

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SANDY LANE BEACH, Barbados - A rainbow arching over their yacht greeted newlyweds Tiger Woods and Swedish bride Elin Nordegren on Wednesday, a day after the couple married in a lavish sunset ceremony that reportedly cost $1.5 million.

As the couple came ashore, the California-born golfer was in swimming trunks and carrying a wet suit. The two were accompanied by the bride’s identical twin , Josefin. Both women wore shorts and tank tops.

Talk show host Oprah Winfrey and former NBA stars Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley were among more than 120 guests seen by an Associated Press reporter overlooking the clubhouse of the Sandy Lane resort and golf course, which went to extraordinary lengths to shield the ceremony from journalists.

a couple things. maybe three, even
 

1. The chocolate blackout cake at starbucks is gooooooood. It's especially good if you put it in the microwave for like 20 or 25 seconds. The smell of hot chocolate cake -- yummy. Uh, not like I'm craving chocolate because of mood-swing-causing PMS, or anything.

2. Bed Bath & Beyond has some expensive sheets, especially for a place that I always think of as being discount. I got 600 ct sateen -- we'll see how well they hold up.

3. I forgot the third thing.

a couple things. maybe three, even
 

That game nearly gave you a heart attack, too?

a couple things. maybe three, even
 

Game?

a couple things. maybe three, even
 

damn damn damn damn damn. Will have to hope the Thunderdome does its magic.

Nip/Tuck
 

It's pretty addictive. There are always interesting plot twists. Unfortunately, you just caught the season finale. The only problem is that the plastic surgery stuff is wayyyy too graphic and truly disgusting.

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Oh right. Let he/she who is without blame toss the first salad.