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taxwonk 11-02-2015 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 498165)
I responded to your earlier thing, but I agree that it is an unsolvable chicken or the egg thing. I do think that the Palistinians seem to keep escalating the horror of the attacks and too much of the World justifies, or understands, the motivation based upon what Israel did long before the attackers were born. As to whether there would be the same level of Jew hate without "the occupation" that is another chicken/egg. I can't look at it very clearly as my daughter was walking down sidewalks there a year ago where maybe she could be stabbed today.

There is an easy way around the chicken/egg problem. Just stop.

taxwonk 11-02-2015 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 498184)
Teach thy tongue to say "I do not know" and thou shalt progress.

I'm offering coaching on that.

Hank Chinaski 11-02-2015 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 498211)
I can't even tell you the number of times that goyim have called me anti-Semitic.

fuck you. your kids are no more Jewish than mine.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 11-02-2015 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 498211)
I can't even tell you the number of times that goyim have called me anti-Semitic for pointing out that it takes two sides to engage in combat. I imagine it's kind of like how you feel when white folks try to tell you what it's like to be black in NYC. Except of course that I'm safely removed from the danger by a few thousand miles.

No, no, no. You're not anti-Semitic, you're a self-hating Jew. Tell these people to get their slurs right.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 11-02-2015 04:03 PM

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Any predictions on who the first person will be to show up in both the Ashley Madison and KKK data dumps?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 11-02-2015 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 498213)
I'm offering coaching on that.

Teach thy tongue to say $400 an hour and thou shalt prosper.

Hank Chinaski 11-02-2015 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 498212)
There is an easy way around the chicken/egg problem. Just stop.

I've not heard the Israelis are arming children with knives to fight back, so maybe they are following your really intelligent advice?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 11-04-2015 05:12 PM

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Dumb clucks.

Hank Chinaski 11-04-2015 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 498243)

Please baby Jesus make this be true! We just got one at the Detroit airport and I've been dying to eat one!

Hank Chinaski 11-05-2015 05:14 PM

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http://www.texasstandard.org/stories...amacare-plans/

can you guys explain again how you didn't fuck up the average person's health care?

Icky Thump 11-06-2015 02:44 PM

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The New York City public education system was so impressed with me, they gave me a full scholarship. Free all through high school.

Adder 11-09-2015 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 498251)
The New York City public education system was so impressed with me, they gave me a full scholarship. Free all through high school.

I bet you didn't even have to apply. One day at opera practice you met Fiorello La Guardia and he just offered you a scholarship on the spot.

taxwonk 11-09-2015 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 498214)
fuck you. your kids are no more Jewish than mine.

I wasn't referring to you. But while you've brought the topic up....

When Groucho Marx first went out to California, he wanted to join a beach club. He was told the club didn't accept Jews as members. He responded "my kids are only half-Jewish; can they go in to their knees?"

Hank Chinaski 11-09-2015 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by taxwonk (Post 498259)
I wasn't referring to you. But while you've brought the topic up....

When Groucho Marx first went out to California, he wanted to join a beach club. He was told the club didn't accept Jews as members. He responded "my kids are only half-Jewish; can they go in to their knees?"

My wife's maiden name was Kravitz. The sperm doner has no hand in it. My kids are 100% Jewish. If Groucho's wife was goyim, his kids are 0% Jewish. You know that.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 11-09-2015 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 498261)
My wife's maiden name was Kravitz. The sperm doner has no hand in it. My kids are 100% Jewish. If Groucho's wife was goyim, his kids are 0% Jewish. You know that.

I hope they've converted, because the Rapture is coming...


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