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sebastian_dangerfield 07-01-2010 11:31 AM

Re: drugs kill
 
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 427679)
Is your secretary hot?

I no longer need Xanax for that purpose. I have discovered the cure for working with people you'd rather slap or throw down a flight of stairs than endure listening to: Work alone.

Please, please, tell me more about your children, and your relationship woes. Oh, oh... and when that's done, ask me for advice on how to deal with the partner who's driving you nuts. I'd like nothing better than to tell you the obvious answer everyone else would, and which you knew before you asked me or the five other people you quizzed about it this morning. Because really, really, I'd rather not read Wikipedia. I'd much rather experience the fascinating cornucopia of adventures and intriguing insights we all know and love as 'You.'

barely_legal 07-01-2010 11:31 AM

Re: drugs kill
 
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 427685)
Big fat red 2. Morphine's the best.

My poor mother is allergic to morphine. She discovered this while hospitalized with several severe abdominal abscesses she developed after a "minor" surgery. The only thing worse than the pain of severe abdominal abscesses is throwing up for several hours while suffering from said abscesses.

Hank Chinaski 07-01-2010 11:34 AM

Re: drugs kill
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 427687)
I no longer need Xanax for that purpose. I have discovered the cure for working with people you'd rather slap or throw down a flight of stairs than endure listening to: Work alone.

so you're your own secretary?

[conf to flower]- big tits but not hot. j.k. zing!!! [/conf to flower]

patentparanyc 07-01-2010 11:35 AM

Re: drugs kill
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 427687)
I no longer need Xanax for that purpose. I have discovered the cure for working with people you'd rather slap or throw down a flight of stairs than endure listening to: Work alone.

or when people that you hate leave. it's like Vegas!! on a winning streak.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-01-2010 11:39 AM

Re: drugs kill
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 427689)
so you're your own secretary?

[conf to flower]- big tits but not hot. j.k. zing!!! [/conf to flower]

I have one half the week. The other, I fly solo. I always did my own typing anyway, and voicemail screens a call just fine.

Doing a "build-out" is nonsense. I looked at getting an SBA loan and then thought, fuck it. Build the thing on its own revenue or don't bother.

Pretty Little Flower 07-01-2010 11:46 AM

Re: drugs kill
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 427687)
I no longer need Xanax for that purpose. I have discovered the cure for working with people you'd rather slap or throw down a flight of stairs than endure listening to: Work alone.

Please, please, tell me more about your children, and your relationship woes. Oh, oh... and when that's done, ask me for advice on how to deal with the partner who's driving you nuts. I'd like nothing better than to tell you the obvious answer everyone else would, and which you knew before you asked me or the five other people you quizzed about it this morning. Because really, really, I'd rather not read Wikipedia. I'd much rather experience the fascinating cornucopia of adventures and intriguing insights we all know and love as 'You.'

I cannot believe you had to daily endure the insipid prattlings of the intellectually and emotionally inferior being they hired to serve as your assistant. That you survived it without commiting acts of violence puts you somewhere on the spectrum between hero and saint.

Anne Elk 07-01-2010 11:47 AM

Re: Ireland Again
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 427673)
Other recommendations: Kinsale -- one of the prettiest places I've ever seen. The Cliffs of Moher. Blarney -- not for the stone, for the gardens. (If I go back, I'll look for the town where they filmed "Ballykissangel," just for the kicks.)


Ballykissangel was filmed in Avoca, County Wicklow and Sandyford, County Dublin.

patentparanyc 07-01-2010 11:49 AM

Re: drugs kill
 
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 427693)
I cannot believe you had to daily endure the insipid prattlings of the intellectually and emotionally inferior being they hired to serve as your assistant. That you survived it without commiting acts of violence puts you somewhere on the spectrum between hero and saint.


Clearly, the hired help needs to "seen" and not heard. the minions that clean up after; the nanny the butler etc. it's all good until they unleash. sigh.

[fwiw I never tell my boss shit ever he doesn't want to hear it. in fact I listen nicely]

but yeah I'm with you. drama should be checked AT THE DOOR. people do it for sympathy. people do it because they want to make excuses for being late or not in at all or for poor performance
but reality is you are here to work and you gotta push past that and step it up

sebastian_dangerfield 07-01-2010 11:57 AM

Re: drugs kill
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 427693)
I cannot believe you had to daily endure the insipid prattlings of the intellectually and emotionally inferior being they hired to serve as your assistant. That you survived it without commiting acts of violence puts you somewhere on the spectrum between hero and saint.

Indeed. I lobbied management for some form of recognition, and they'd have given it to me, but for this... The chief offenders weren't always assistants, but often other lawyers.

Tyrone Slothrop 07-01-2010 11:57 AM

Re: Ireland Again
 
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Originally Posted by patentparanyc (Post 427683)
OMG he's wrong. I've never seen that. ever.

Someone with your IQ should know about Google and Wikipedia:

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Waterford Crystal is a trademark brand of crystal glassware, previously produced in Waterford, Ireland, though the factory there was shut down after the receivership of Waterford Wedgwood plc in early 2009.[1] Waterford Crystal is still produced in other locations throughout Europe, notably Germany and the Czech Republic, by the company WWRD Holdings Ltd.

Anne Elk 07-01-2010 12:09 PM

Re: Ireland Again
 
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Originally Posted by Sparklehorse (Post 427681)
The Waterford factory closed last year.

I had heard that too, but according to their website, they still run factory tours.

I thought the glassblowing at Bunratty was more interesting. I'm sure that had absolutely nothing to do with the number of pints consumed at Durty Nelly's* or the adorable Irishman explaining the process.

*We had an early morning flight out of Shannon and wanted to stay as close to the airport as possible.

patentparanyc 07-01-2010 12:09 PM

Re: Ireland Again
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 427697)
Someone with your IQ should know about Google and Wikipedia:


Atticus is someone I believed in blind faith I would never have to cite check. I feel like someone kicked me in the gut or told me the tooth fairy wasn't real. sniff.

aon, the Simeon Pearce factory in Queechee vt is quite nice. glass blowing

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 07-01-2010 12:14 PM

Re: Ireland Again
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 427697)
Someone with your IQ should know about Google and Wikipedia:



Dear Ty-

If you haven't checked your calendar today, please note that it is July 1. Happy Land of Fu Day; I hope that you will faithfully observe it.

Love,

Ollie

Anne Elk 07-01-2010 12:21 PM

Re: Ireland Again
 
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Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone (Post 427701)
Dear Ty-

If you haven't checked your calendar today, please note that it is July 1. Happy Land of Fu Day; I hope that you will faithfully observe it.

Love,

Ollie

It's also Canada Day. Drinks and poutine for everyone!

greatwhitenorthchick 07-01-2010 12:31 PM

Re: Ireland Again
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 427697)
Someone with your IQ should know about Google and Wikipedia:

argh!!! July 1.


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