Salon reads the FB
 

Sebastian told a story about a girl who put her face on his ass, and I think that was suppose to be years ago

Salon reads the FB
 

The phrase I cited was from the summer of '89. Maybe the '96 orange soda thing was derivative of it.

But thanks for playing!

Thurgreed's mamma
 

These "Thurgreed's Mama" jokes are getting stale.

Salon reads the FB
 

My great-grandfather didn't invent the phrase "very [1996]", but he did popularize it in this country. It was all the rage in Schleswig-Holstein when he emigrated in 1881, and that young man had hardly stepped off the boat in New York City when he started merchandising tack and ice skates with the phrase "sehr 1881". His partner, one Andrew Ckrangrysze, had the brilliant idea of translating the phrase into English and putting it on pennants and apparel, and together they made millions. Ckrangrysze changed his name to "Carnegie" and went on to fame and fortune. My great-grandfather blew his entire fortune in an ill-advised scheme to sell porcelain furniture, and today I work for a living.

Paigow Hearts 98 Degrees
 

Newsflash! Paigow outed!

It turns out that Paigow is a 98 Degrees fan named Kelly who was claiming as long ago on as April 7, 2000, on her other bulletin board that she and her buddies from college first used "heart" as a verb. The proof of the pudding is here - http://groups.yahoo.com/group/thehea...e/943?source=1

P.S. Note the use of explanation points. I have also now proved that Penske does = Paigow. Q.E.D.

Salon reads the FB
 

Yeah, and I popularized the phrase "suck my dick"

Paigow Hearts 98 Degrees
 

Good lord, Less, have you taken to trolling the 98 degrees boards?

Just for Coltrane
 

Your life expectancy is shortened when the only thing you are doing about your disease is taking some concoction formulated specially for you by your homeopathic doctor.

Interferon (and another drug) do well against Hep C.

Paigow Hearts 98 Degrees
 

Actually, Slave referred me there as a dating resource. Where else do you think he really met Paigow?

Paigow Hearts 98 Degrees
 

Point taken. Who's to quarrel with such good results?

Stupid client tricks
 

I heard that first hand, about 3-4 years ago. (Actually, I think the exact words were "but we shouldn't disclose that, or potential investors won't want the stock or they might pay less for it.") The speaker was an MP at a top tier I-bank. It's not apocryphal; it sounds like there are just multiple stupid clients out there.

Another good one: an I-banker proposed inserting into a prospectus something to the effect of: "since acquiring our biggest competitor in X market last year, we have had no siginficant competition and have been able to raise prices in that market 50%. We intend to expand implementation of this strategy to markets Y and Z."

Paigow Hearts 98 Degrees
 

I'm not sure whether ot be terrified or flattered by YOur freakish obssession with me. Honestly LEster, your psychopathetic need to include a reference to me on a regularly basis confirms that you are the most jvenile late-30somthing attorney the world has ever seen.

OBviously you still want me, but it aint' going to happen. I am averse to spittle flying forth from the mouth of a drunken unattractive windbag. STick with the schtick of banging naive young FBers, if there are any left (PJ?) who you can get drunk enough to tolerate your presence for the six or seven hours it takes you to get htem in the sack for the 5 or 6 minutes that you will take. I"Ll never understand this phenomenon but it makes more sense than your obsessession with me.

FB Karaoke
 

Link to article here

Too busy to ketchup today so just ignore if this has been posted already.

Salon reads the FB
 

Yeah, but you worked in an industry where the phrase actually led to getting your dick sucked. Remind me again why you became a lawyer?

A Minor Dilemma
 

I think we are actually on the same page. I don't mind a drink and dancing crammed in with a bunch of 22 year olds now and then, but, for the most part, I want to sit around and get several drinks in a comfortable place when I go out. That's what Chicago is missing, in my opinion. Sports bars, Irish bars, neighborhood bars, we have in spades. There are a lot of those, but they aren't always that nice. And I like the more top-shelf stuff, that these places don't always have.

In Chicago, there aren't a lot of slightly nicer places just to sit and talk and drink. Like an older hotel bar or a nicer hole in the wall with some nice leather couches, or a nice, comfortable bar. Those kind of places are all over the place in New York, LA, DC, Boston and other big cities. Chicago doesn't have many. It's either dingier places or over-the-top, see and be seen by a bunch of tools, dance clubs and bars.