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Hank Chinaski 07-12-2013 12:45 PM
Re: Dating (or not) advice?
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 481280)
Aren't you in Portland? We can't compete with your hipsters. Can anyone?
I was at the Moth in Portland last week. You cannot imagine tha angst I felt as I watching Portlandia-thinking Judges evaluate the stories.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-12-2013 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower (Post 481273)
It is very confusing how many people are in the above dialogue and who is saying what. And what is the first one inviting the other one(s) to hit?
Fucked it up (multitasking). Should look like this:

"Anyway, come hit this right here. You need to hit this."

"No, I appreciate it, but I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I've got a big day tomorrow. But you guys have a great time."

"A big day? Doing what?"

"Well, actually, pretty nice little Saturday. We're going to Home Depot. Buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring. Stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath and Beyond, I don't know. I don't know if we'll have enough time. ...You know what? Give me that thing. I'll do one."

Context here.

Hank Chinaski 07-12-2013 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 481282)
Fucked it up (multitasking). Should look like this:

"Anyway, come hit this right here. You need to hit this."

"No, I appreciate it, but I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I've got a big day tomorrow. But you guys have a great time."

"A big day? Doing what?"

"Well, actually, pretty nice little Saturday. We're going to Home Depot. Buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring. Stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath and Beyond, I don't know. I don't know if we'll have enough time. ...You know what? Give me that thing. I'll do one."

Context here.
Dissent. there's fun stuff that guys like flinty can do at big box stores.

taxwonk 07-12-2013 02:22 PM
Re: Dating (or not) advice?
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 481276)
You will enjoy this bike ad:

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bik/3928019446.html

Edited to add: TRIFECTA!
All he needed was to say fixie; the rest would have been implied.

taxwonk 07-12-2013 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone (Post 481278)
Well done ad, but that thing's got brakes. Fixies with brakes don't lead to hipster cred in these parts, at least.
Fixies without brakes in Chicago tend to get pasted by buses and trucks at red lights when their hipster doofus riders aren't paying attention to the traffic.

Sparklehorse 07-12-2013 02:46 PM
Re: Dating (or not) advice?
 
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 481280)
Aren't you in Portland? We can't compete with your hipsters. Can anyone?

Fixies are over!

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 07-12-2013 02:51 PM
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A lot of women could get fired at Sebby's shoppe.

SEC_Chick 07-12-2013 02:59 PM
Re: Dating (or not) advice?
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 481262)
Confirmed. I just watched "Secret of the Wings" in which a threat to the Pixie Dust Tree imperiled the ability of all faeries to fly. (I am pleased to report that some quick thinking by Tinker Bell saved the tree.)
This. Tinker Bell's sister, Periwinkle, and the rest of the winter faires saved the day! See also Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure, when Tink broke the moonstone that creates the blue pixie dust that rejuvenates the fairy dust tree, but used her tinker skillz to fix. The Chicklet is way into fairies, so we have an extensive fairy garden in our back flower beds. Thankfully she appears to be the only 7 year old who doesn't give a crap about AG. She has never played with a doll ever. And since she never played with the Madam Alexander knockoff she got for her birthday that looks like her and is unimpressed with the AG dolls of her friends, I can escape any guilt I am depriving her. There is even store in my town, to which she has never requested we go. She would rather I drop large amounts of cash on the Chasing Fireflies Halloween costume catalog, the non-skanky ones, I should specify.

Hank Chinaski 07-12-2013 03:12 PM
Re: Dating (or not) advice?
 
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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 481287)
Could imagine being the woman hired to replace her? (and jeez don't someone do the obvious seinfeld link)

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-12-2013 03:59 PM
Re: Dating (or not) advice?
 
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Originally Posted by SEC_Chick (Post 481288)
See also Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure, when Tink broke the moonstone that creates the blue pixie dust that rejuvenates the fairy dust tree, but used her tinker skillz to fix. .
Every time Tink "saves the day" she's really just finding a solution to the problem she caused in the first place. If I hold a puppy under water for 10 seconds and then pull it up to save its life, I am basically doing what Tink does in every story.

taxwonk 07-12-2013 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 481290)
Every time Tink "saves the day" she's really just finding a solution to the problem she caused in the first place. If I hold a puppy under water for 10 seconds and then pull it up to save its life, I am basically doing what Tink does in every story.
Von Munchausen's by proxy?

Hank Chinaski 07-12-2013 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 481290)
Every time Tink "saves the day" she's really just finding a solution to the problem she caused in the first place. If I hold a puppy under water for 10 seconds and then pull it up to save its life, I am basically doing what Tink does in every story.
Not really. Back when I innocently told Flower that he wasn't actually making sushi, I had no idea it would destroy his confidence to express his opinions. So when I cured the harm I did by PMing everyone to pretend em cared what Flower thought about music, that was basically doing what Tink does. You holding a dog under water is more like how I ran GGG off with Gilligan posts, intentionally, but then stopped because it just seemed cruel.

bold_n_brazen 07-12-2013 05:12 PM
Re: Dating (or not) advice?
 
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Originally Posted by SEC_Chick (Post 481288)
This. Tinker Bell's sister, Periwinkle, and the rest of the winter faires saved the day! See also Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure, when Tink broke the moonstone that creates the blue pixie dust that rejuvenates the fairy dust tree, but used her tinker skillz to fix. The Chicklet is way into fairies, so we have an extensive fairy garden in our back flower beds. Thankfully she appears to be the only 7 year old who doesn't give a crap about AG. She has never played with a doll ever. And since she never played with the Madam Alexander knockoff she got for her birthday that looks like her and is unimpressed with the AG dolls of her friends, I can escape any guilt I am depriving her. There is even store in my town, to which she has never requested we go. She would rather I drop large amounts of cash on the Chasing Fireflies Halloween costume catalog, the non-skanky ones, I should specify.
TINKERBELL DOES NOT HAVE A SISTER!!

WTF with these imposters.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-12-2013 06:33 PM
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Atticus Grinch 07-13-2013 01:33 PM
Re: Dating (or not) advice?
 
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 481297)
TINKERBELL DOES NOT HAVE A SISTER!!

WTF with these imposters.
Brace yourself: Tink and Periwinkle are twins who were born when a baby's first laugh split in two on its way to the Pixie Dust Tree. They grew up apart because Periwinkle was raised in the Winter Kingdom, so each didn't know of the other's existence until fate reunited them.

We're talking about a company with a profit motive so strong it made "Bambi 2" without realizing it was shitting on something sacred.


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