Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 481305)

Brace yourself: Tink and Periwinkle are twins who were born when a baby's first laugh split in two on its way to the Pixie Dust Tree. They grew up apart because Periwinkle was raised in the Winter Kingdom, so each didn't know of the other's existence until fate reunited them.

We're talking about a company with a profit motive so strong it made "Bambi 2" without realizing it was shitting on something sacred.

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 481305)

Brace yourself: Tink and Periwinkle are twins who were born when a baby's first laugh split in two on its way to the Pixie Dust Tree. They grew up apart because Periwinkle was raised in the Winter Kingdom, so each didn't know of the other's existence until fate reunited them.

We're talking about a company with a profit motive so strong it made "Bambi 2" without realizing it was shitting on something sacred.

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 481240)

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by the suburbs, stuffed
hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the Mall of America at dusk looking for an American doll,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the
starry Grand Caravan in the machinery of night,
whom wealth and khakied and hollow-eyed and medicated sat up working in the
supernatural darkness of glass towered offices floating across the tops of
cities contemplating angsty chick music....

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 481297)

TINKERBELL DOES NOT HAVE A SISTER!!

WTF with these imposters.

Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 481307)

Originally Posted by Paisley (Post 481310)

OK - I'm old (ish), married, and have kids too. But you guys - at least I'm talking about over-sexed transvestites. Have you no respect for the roots of this board??

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 481312)

Back on topic, then: Tinker Bell has had the best thighs in the business since 1953. And you just know she wants the D.

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 481313)

when you are watching cartoons with your kids do you have to run to the bathroom a lot?

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 481305)

Brace yourself: Tink and Periwinkle are twins who were born when a baby's first laugh split in two on its way to the Pixie Dust Tree. They grew up apart because Periwinkle was raised in the Winter Kingdom, so each didn't know of the other's existence until fate reunited them.

We're talking about a company with a profit motive so strong it made "Bambi 2" without realizing it was shitting on something sacred.

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 481312)

Back on topic, then: Tinker Bell has had the best thighs in the business since 1953. And you just know she wants the D.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 481317)

At Disney, The woman playing Tinkerbell looked about 35, but the Periwinkle girl was smokin'.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 481317)

At Disney, The woman playing Tinkerbell looked about 35, but the Periwinkle girl was smokin'.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 481317)

At Disney, The woman playing Tinkerbell looked about 35, but the Periwinkle girl was smokin'.

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 481319)

You seem to think 35 is inconsistent with smokin'.

Was Spanky your sock?