Ignore List Rants Were First Done In Ancient Greece
 

I predicted this one before hitting post.

Ignore List Rants Were First Done In Ancient Greece
 

please.......I'm not as substantive or funny as you? Shoot, about a month ago Thurgreed gave me one of his bi-weekly POTY awards.

Ignore List Rants Were First Done In Ancient Greece
 

New question -- why do you have such a fugly avatar?

Ignore List Rants Were First Done In Ancient Greece
 

Is it framed on your wall? Curious.

Ignore List Rants Were First Done In Ancient Greece
 

I invented predicting.

Ignore List Rants Were First Done In Ancient Greece
 

I predicted that you would say that. Mainly because you are my monkey pawn.

Carry on.

Ignore List Rants Were First Done In Ancient Greece
 

POTY.

TM

Ignore List Rants Were First Done In Ancient Greece
 

Flinty, please rule on whose monkey pawn you are.

Ignore List Rants Were First Done In Ancient Greece
 

having it bronzed first

Note to self ... see if refund available from Maxine's Gold-Toned Frame Emporium
 

Ummmm, you mean it shouldn't be?

A Minor Dilemma
 

I concur on Manny's and Samuel's (on Broadway between Belmont and Addison). Perry's is a favorite haunt of mine, but I don't really think of it as a kosher Jewish deli, though I do often win a free stale pastry of my choice there for my trivia knowledge.

In a takeover of almost Texas-like proportions, I'd like to welcome everyone to the Chicago Hotel, Bar and Restaurant Board. Feel free to look up your resident Host Committee (Wonk, Coltrane, me, etc...) if you're coming to town...

Ignore List Rants Were First Done In Ancient Greece
 

Actually, it's a small brass plate that will be attached, along with yours, to the plaque that hangs over the ketchup bin in the dining area.

Ignore List Rants Were First Done In Ancient Greece
 

Ladies. I am both a monkey and a pawn, so I am not qualified to make a ruling. I just do what I'm told. I would think that I'm everyone's monkey pawn, although I have my favorites.

:flag:
:hug:

Ignore List Rants Were First Done In Ancient Greece
 

BTW bitch please. that is my line. I invented this on Infirm under another sock (no Js in the sock)

Lying liars
 

Because someone asked, and now I can't tell the difference b/t PB and FB, here is the Niagara story...

NIAGARA FALLS, Ontario, Oct. 22 — A man who went over Niagara Falls head first said Wednesday that he was driven by depression, not a desire to become a daredevil. Liar.
KIRK JONES, 40, of Canton, Mich., is charged with illegally performing a stunt. He is the first person known to have plunged over the falls without safety devices and lived.
In a phone interview with ABC News, Jones said he had been depressed, but surviving the plunge made him want to live again.
“I honestly thought that it wasn’t worth going on. But I can tell you now after hitting the falls I feel that life is worth living,” he said. Liar.
Jones recently lost his job when his parents shut down the family business, which made tools for auto parts manufacturers. His father, Raymond Jones, told The Detroit News he had to lay off his son because of George Bush and his stupid plan for the economy.
Family and friends have said Jones had been considering the jump for years. One friend said Jones hoped to make a lot of money from the notoriety.
Eric Fronek, 21, also of Canton, told ABC that his friend had discussed going over the falls in the past, but was driven to act by depression.
“I think he just reached the point where whatever happened was the best plan for him. ... If he made it, he might benefit with money. If he died, so be it,” Fronek said. “That’s what depression will do to you.”
Jones said he made the jump on impulse, and immediately wished he hadn’t.
Going over the falls was like “being in a giant tunnel, going straight down, surrounded by water,” Jones told ABC. He said he “hit hard,” was turned upside down in the water below, then pushed out far enough by the current to climb onto a rock.

rushing waters