Sarah from Joe$$$ Naked
 

mine either. somehow i'm guessing a pic with an address of playboy.com is pretty easily screened. although given sarah's looks, a big red x may be easier on the eyes.

Squeeze Brad Pitt's Butt
 

Well, a foam facsimile:
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Brad's Buns Up For Grabs
By BeatBox Betty

This story is both creepy and cool. For those of you Brad Pitt fans who want to know what his butt cheeks feel like, hell has just frozen over.

A model of Brad is actually getting a face-lift of sorts at Madame Tussaud's museum of waxed famous folks in London. Fitted with a lifelike behind, modeled in foam and silicone from a mold of the real thing, this Brad offers his buns up for anyone willing to grab hold.

A rep for the museum told reporters, "Brad Pitt is one of our sexiest exhibits anyway, so he is an ideal candidate for the first ever squeezable waxwork. He is a huge hit with the ladies and, after Kylie [Minogue's] bottom got so much attention, we thought we'd have a bit of fun with this new figure."

For four years now, the Pitt model has been one of the museum's hottest attractions. Employees claim that in addition to having to clean up lipstick smears, they find panties left in the pockets of his suit.

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p(annoyed with Brad Pitt because he persists in looking unwashed and scuzzy--suck it up, you're pretty, deal with it!)j

Sarah from Joe$$$ Naked
 

Uh oh, what if you are that annoying guy in the office next door?

90210 reunion
 

I know that I am totally lame (for other reasons, of course, in addition to this one), but I will probably watch it. The show started when I was in 8th or 9th grade... I can't help but feel a little nostalgic.

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/ar...px?news=120780

Donna, David and Steve are too busy to participate... trying to keep up with the whirlwind of their fabulous careers and all.

Sarah from Joe$$$ Naked
 

frightening thought, eh?

MJ Home videos
 

Was there anything particularly disturbing? I only caught about 2-3 minutes when Liz Taylor was talking about Christmas and Jehovas Witnesses.

90210 reunion
 

What, Donna didn't think she owed it to her dad to show up just once for him, after he gave her the only real job she's ever had?

90210 reunion
 

ACtially what happened is that her daddy didnt have enough pull to get Fox to take either of her two pilots, so she is paying them back. That'll show them.

I bow my head in shame for knowing this.

90210 reunion
 

It's supposed to be their 10-year high school reunion. It will be interesting to see how they end up. Unfortunately they'll probably deny us the satisfaction of seeing Brenda as a heroin-addicted con artist and Andrea talking about the kooky exploits of her group home/psych ward companions (aka Corey Feldman).

Too bad Donna and David aren't there so we can't see the effects of his verbal and emotional abuse and her frigidity on their marriage.

Understatement of the Day
 

O.J. WANTS TO COVER BLAKE TRIAL FOR TV
Associated Press

LOS ANGELES - Disgraced football legend O.J. Simpson has a new career goal: He'd like to do play by play for Robert Blake's upcoming murder trial.

He said yesterday that TV outlets - which he declined to name - have contacted him and, "I'd love to do it.

"I think I have a lot of insight."

Full text: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...e_trial_for_tv

The French are Re-Sizing Their Clothes!
 

Having gained a repulsive 4 pounds and gotten taller in the last generation, French are conceding defeat and resizing their clothes to reflect reality:

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/04/25/in...pe/25BODY.html

Good Lord. If they do that here to take Americans' Dorito asses into account, we'll all be fitted with shapeless sacks.:eek:

Understatement of the Day
 

Is hell freezing over? Has anyone checked? I know I'm still wearing my winter coat. Last week there was a picture in the paper of a pig flying, the MJ home videos, the Mighty Ducks are 5-0 in the playoffs, OJ gets talk show and wants to work the Blake trial, Madonna is helping to launch the singing career of Osama Bin Laden's niece, the 90210 reunion? Oh My God!

90210 reunion
 

Wait, how is Ray Pruitt going to push Donna down the stairs if she doesn't show up?

Ray: "DONNNNA!" (my favorite 90210 line of all time)

Push her Ray. Push her hard.

Ray is my second favorite 90210 character. First, of course, is Dylan. Everyone else just needed to leave him, his millions and his drinking/drug habit alone. God that guy was cool.

90210 reunion
 

Don't forget his bitchin sideburns . . .

I remember being a first-year in college and going to a local bookstore and seeing all of this 90210 swag and being completely baffled.

Now, Melrose, we watched religiously in law school. Between that and my local expansion basketball team, I watched a lot of horribly bad tv when I was drinking and oh, yeah, studying.

90210 reunion
 

I miss Melrose, esp those sudden alcoholic benders Alison would go into. So true to life. I would trade any reality show on tv now for Melrose at its peak.