Need some help
 

To wipe things off so that you don't have the crusty stuff on your fly.

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

WHere do you meet them? The Daisy Duke Convention?>

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

You're not qualified to read those films. What looks to you like shadows or ghosts might be signs of invisible cellulite. Only a trained specialist can spot it.

Sadly, since you are over 13, you are likely fat. I didn't make that rule - Paigow did. Send her your films. She can recommend treatment. Dr. Nyugen Von Funk in San Diego has pioneered an incredibly effective protocal involving Marlboro Reds and mild methamphatmines, combined with yoga and months of simulated emotional distress.

Am I the only one irritated that it's only Tuesday?

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

Gwyneth Paltrow is 34. And The Talented Mr. Ripley came out when she was 28.

So, again, my question is when does the cellulite really start to ripple?*

TM

*Not to be confused with "let's get this party started right."

Need some help
 

Yes, takes away some of the pressure.

Fred should buy this.
 

Because I know you all know that I am into the chick music.

Dar Williams has a new CD out. (amazon lawtalkers link -- buy it from here, Fred)

There's something for everyone, not just Fred, in Dar's latest.

(1) For sebby and paigow, we have her cover (a duet with Ani DiFranco) of "Comfortably Numb." Duuuude.

(2) For gwnc and str8 (Our Neighbours From The North), there's a cover of Neil Young's "Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere" with Marshall Crenshaw playing guitar and singing backup. (Neil -- like Barry Melrose, Alan Thicke, and Larry Walker -- is Canadian, of course.)

(3) For preacher's kid ABBA, there is the witty "Teen For God."

(4) For sensitive souls like Slave, there is "Echoes" which has the whole karma thing working -- you know, doing one small thing for good which will, uh, echo all over the world.

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

Is that the secret to getting the ripe, fit, young gay man ass that you covet?

Word. I have been thinking all day that today is Wednesday. I was none too pleased to find out that someone had made it Tuesday again.

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

Well, I had to prove I wasn't fat.

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

You can kiss my ass goodbye.

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

Ricotta.

And I'm irritated it's only Tuesday, even though I jsut got back from long weekend. And I'm even more irritated that it's only 2:30. At 2, I got off a highly, HIGHLY annoying conf. call, that thank god my boss talked on most of or I would have shot someone, and she asked if I wanted to get a latte because even she thought it was like 4. The call was That Bad.

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

Post adolescence.

Yesterday's Oprah
 

Janelle goes Maggie because she thinks Ivette doesn't deserve it for playing stupid and rejecting her offer of final 2 and the win.

April goes Maggie because of promises and her resentment of Ivette.

Beau goes Ivette - duh.

James goes Ivette - duh.

That leaves us Howie, Rachel and Jen. I think Jen goes Maggie just because they seem more similar. Howie and Rachel are the big "Who knows?" In the end, I think Rachel goes Maggie because Rachel probably despised Ivette's emotional irrationality more than despising Maggie's manipulativeness, and I can see her respecting the way she worked Howie. So I see Maggie winning with Howie's vote being irrelevant.

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

Two in one day?!? I am utterly verklempt.

SHHHHH!!!! (Both of those things are STATE SECRETS.)

Fred should buy this.
 

Is Dorothy a gay now?

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

That was Dr. Festerman of the Mayo Clinic's protocol. The kissing method was roundly criticized as utterly without scientific support. I believe its still fashionable in France, but I'm not debating what is universally considered effectively an "intelligent design" theory in the world of invisible cellulite studies.

BB6 Finale
 

From bodog.com:

Ivette +155
Maggie -220

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

I don't think Sebby has that much free time.

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

You are stupid (and crazy, but that's not at issue right now). If cellulite causes rippling, it doesn't necessarily follow that it causes rippling when you hit 16. Maybe it's there from 16 on, but the dimpling comes about when you've gone through a phase where you are less active or maybe when you gain that freshmen fifteen or maybe when you hit 28. Maybe it's always there for some people. But I don't think the rippling is as common as you think it is. I've been to the beach and 90% of young, skinny women do not have visible cellulite.*

But the worst case I saw was in a friend's ex-wife who turned 30 maybe 10 years ago. Before she hit 30, she was smokin' hot. Skin as smooth as silk. At 30, WHAM! Cellulite city, baby.

TM

*Of course Coltrane is probably right in that the 10% I'm actually looking at are not the ones who would have it anyway.

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

You say goodbye, and I say hello.

But only because I listened to 1 on the roadtrip.

BB6 Finale
 

Other odds of note:

Winner of "Dancing with the Stars" tonight?

John O' Hurley -125
Kelly Monaco -115


Which new fall television show will be cancelled first?

Ghost Whisperer (CBS) 3/1
Love, Inc. (UPN) 3/1
Sex, Love & Secrets (UPN) 4/1
Just Legal (THE WB) 4/1
Head Cases (FOX) 4/1
Surface (NBC) 5/1
Freddie (ABC) 5/1
Twins (THE WB) 5/1
Three Wishes (Amy Grant) 5/1
Bones (FOX) 9/1
The Night Stalker (ABC) 9/1
Kitchen Confidential (FOX) 10/1
Commander in Chief (ABC) 10/1
How I Met Your Mother (CBS) 15/1
Invasion (ABC) 15/1
E-Ring (NBC) 15/1
Killer Instinct (FOX) 20/1
Threshold (CBS) 20/1
Inconceivable (NBC) 20/1
Out of Practice (CBS) 25/1
Close to Home (CBS) 25/1
Criminal Minds (CBS) 30/1
The War at Home (FOX) 30/1
Reunion (FOX) 40/1
Prison Break (FOX) 40/1
Supernatural (THE WB) 50/1
My Name Is Earl (NBC) 50/1
Everybody Hates Chris (UPN) 100/1
The Apprentice: Martha Stewart (NBC 200/1

Who will be named the winner of Survivor Guatemala - note that this is unusal given that the top two are often spoiled by now?

Amy 11/2
Blake 5/1
Bobby 5/1
Brandon 7/2
Brian 8/1
Brianna 9/2
Brooke 10/1
Cindy 11/2
Danni 4/1
Gary 7/2
Jamie 10/1
Judd 15/1
Lydia 16/1
Margaret 20/1
Morgan 9/1
Rafe 7/1
Stephenie 7/2

You can also bet the Apprentice shows and "Do you Think You Can Dance?"

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

Damn. On the virtual eve of Sebbypalooza and everything.

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

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Hi Everbody!

Need some help
 

True, though there's merit, I guess, in the challenge of sorting out the conflict on your own, but so long as the friend isn't overly pushy about it, I like the input. Of course, I feel no pressure actually to take the advice.

NYC
 

If you will be in NYC October 13-15 please PM me.

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

I look at them all when I'm at the beach (because I too am crazy). And I will back you up on this - younger women don't seem to have the cellulite. Its an exception.

I say this with the caveat that I am nearsighted. Not accidentally-take-home-a-trannie nearsighted, but really-shouldn't-drive-at-night nearsighted.

And whoever mentioned ricotta as a proper description for cellulite is dead on. Cottage cheese is too chunky. Cellulite is finer.

Fred should buy this.
 

Not unless she married a guy and had a kid in the last year or two to hide it.

Since she has so many lesbian fans, she used to be circumspect about her relationships with guys -- even her between-song concert patter was largely gender-neutral. She gave that up in her last tour, when she was married, but pre-kid. Not excessive talk of the husband, but the occasional mention.

Motherfucker.

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

i wasn't saying it looks like ricotta, I was saying that cottage cheese is not a pizza topping, but ricotta cheese is.

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

You do realize I'm (a) not referring to you and (b) riffing off the top of my head. I assume you're kidding as well.

I know balt has kids, but I thought he was a he. So balt is a she purporting to be a he, and nfh is a he purporting to be a she?

I need to rent Victor/Victoria.

Asses
 

ahem. I don't think it's very nice for people who will never know the heartbreak of cellulite personally to talk about it so much.

I mean, you don't see me dissecting the concept, do you?

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

Consider the source.

And I'm REALLY not reading things with any clarity today. I'm effectively retarded right now.

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

If she's not kidding, please go back and read the helpful and informative links Atticus provided before you do anything.

Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
 

Cellulite turns you on, and all the blood has rushed away from your brain?

The cockroach scene is one of my favorite movie sequences of all time.

Perhaps that was self-referential.

Last time I checked, I was a he. Yep. Still a he.

Shifter: your flight to France going to get you out ahead of Rita?

I meant to say that I thought it was Oct. 12.

Um, I'm taking the bus.