Are you a man?
 

You earlier noted my maleness, sweetums. On politics or something. Or when this board got lost?

f(this makes me lean toward "sock" rather than just "troll")b

Are you a man?
 

I will not be misrepresented! It was one poster -- me -- and I did not say "acutely aware," "at all times" or "absolute proof."

I rarely speak in absolutes, so be careful there, Missy, er, Mister, er, whatever.

And I can't believe that Paigow accused ME of being literal. Sheesh!

Silly girl, I think maybe
 

That is a big difference between men and women. Men don't need subtlety. They just need enough words that cause them to form the image of a breast or a vagina or an ass in their mind and voila! They're turned on. Just read Seb's last post to you about your nips if you don't believe me. He just has to hear the word nipple to get turned-on.

So, let me correct what I said before. If you aren't turned on by my posts, what this means is that you are not a man. If you were a man, you'd be rubbing your crotch. Like Seb, only with him it could be the jock itch or the crabs, too.

Are you a man?
 

It exaggerates.

Silly girl, I think maybe
 

Oh, please, explain to me again how men get turned on. I did not pick that up in my years of turning men on or in any of the multitude of past posts in which you explained it.

My point, and I think I have one, is that even some simple men who don't need subtlety to get a hard on might find your discussions of sex to be distinctly unarousing.

And anyway, Sebby is turned on by my wit. He thinks it was the nips that got him hot, but it really was the sarcasm. He just doesn't understand his own responses.

Visual Aids, My Dear
 

Oh but if they saw me in person, they, like the others, would be quite aroused.

Sebby admits to being turned on when his high-school educated secretary says "Is this what you asked me to fax for you" if she says it with erect nipples. Sebby, afterall, is the man who is going to send his wife to be sliced, diced, and sucked out so that he will remain attracted enough to fuck her.

Yeah, it probably was your wit.

# posts
 

Does the number of posts refer to on a particular thread, or on the board as a whole? It seems like this should be more than my 10th.

Visual Aids, My Dear
 

But you see, this is the inherent flaw in your reasoning. To my knowledge, none of the posters has ever seen you in person. To borrow from you and be just a little obvious, the mere fact that you say you're hot doesn't mean that you are, or, more on point, that posters will think of you that way. And I don't imagine your wit or intelligence has seduced anyone here, as I think the Flower was kidding.

Frankly, I would rather people assume that I must be hot because they like my posts, not because I claim to be so. Consider Paigow's love for Ollie. It is an ideal to which we all should aspire.

I'll give you this: you've got a quick answer for everything. Not necessarily convincing, but quick.

Nevermind, I think that was on the old one that I was actually posting a lot.

Visual Aids, My Dear
 

Jesus fucking christ -- it was a joke. I've read his posts, too. Clue!

R ("Almost always kidding") P

P.S. You have a very condescending view of Seb's secretary. Are you suggestng that her lack of a college education means that she's not clever or witty enough to turn anyone on with anything but her body? Wasn't it you who was urging dtb to expand her horizons and get to know others at her firm?

Visual Aids, My Dear
 

Then you agree that the men find my not subtle "money shot" style of writing erotic, eh?

TITS!!! Perky C-cup TITS with rose-colored nipples, that is.

Because literally ANYTHING would be better than talking about JFF's "nips"
 

In what fucked up universe do we live, that "Ballykissangel" isn't available in DVD, but the execrable "Father Ted" is, in its miserable entirety?

Ditto "Slacker," when [shudder] "Before Sunrise" is widely available?

It's as if some fundamentally damaged studio exec is saying, "Of course we'll put out M*A*S*H -- someday. But first, let's get "After M*A*S*H" on the shelves, pronto." I swear, there are Appalachian dirt farmers with a better sense of market demand.

Feel free to bitch about things you've been waiting for. Please, no "AI -- The First Season."

Ollie & nipples
 

As probably the only person here who's met Ollie, he is just as attractive (though much more clean-cut) as you would think.

And ltl/fb, I'm with you on the nipples thing--I frequently don't know. Sometimes it's not temperature or arousal, but just that I inadvertently brushed one with a file I was picking up or something. NB for the headlamp-obsessed: if only one is beaming at you, 99% sure it's not arousal causing the perk.

tm

Ollie & nipples
 

RP - is tmdiva Yet another man masquerading as a female on these boards?

Because literally ANYTHING would be better than talking about JFF's "nips"
 

We live in a world where none of the pre-1990s Star Wars or any of the Indiana Jones series are available in DVD.

BUT, check out this article in Salon (the horror, the horror) orthis other article in Salon (just walk on by those who hate Salon) for a discussion on the availability of movies lately and how to absorb it all.

I have no idea how I'd begin to educate my putative kids on the essential movies that they'd need to watch in order to be valuable members of society.

edited to add second article

In defense of Elvis
 

I'm seriously suggesting that, for quite a long time, the NOW types held, loudly and publicly and backed with campaign donations, that such behavior could NEVER not be coercive, that such a situation was a prima facie showing of coercion, and they never ever strayed from that party line until Billy got sucked off.

THEN, of course, we had to examine each situation individually, you know, 'cuz the facts were, you know, different in each case.

Having been involved in defending several such cases pre-Billy-BJ, in which a truly consensual relationship got turned into something dirty by this exact double standard, it just sort of galls me, ya' know?

Because literally ANYTHING would be better than talking about JFF's "nips"
 

Easy. Tell them they can only watch what is in your collection.

Plus, Raiders, et al.

I wish I was a little bit taller....I wish I was a baller
 

how can you hate on this?!?

http://www.rocklist.net/images/outkast.jpg

Because literally ANYTHING would be better than talking about JFF's "nips"
 

Goddamned styrofoam soup containers that don't look like they're leaking, but are, slowly, on my desk.

Sorry, did you mean just movies?

Analogies 101
 

I'm mostly rubbing my head.

Draw conclusions as you wish.

[Edited to Add: Reading this post-post, and post-PM, I now understand that I have to add, no, not that head. You people have dirty minds.]

Because literally ANYTHING would be better than talking about JFF's "nips"
 

My collection is going to have to grow considerably if I'm going to ever be able to properly educate my kids.

Think about it, how many movies out there are there that you feel are absolutely necessary for people to watch to have a complete movie education? The ones where you just assume that the other person in a conversation has seen it. "What do you mean you've never seen the Princess Bride?" Probably in the thousands. The "classics." The not very classic, but damned good. The horridly bad but everyone else has seen them and it's important for the kids to know. The funny. The inane. The derivative and the movie that it's a derivative from. The ones that explain phrases or hair styles or pictures of their mother in various absurd getups.

It's taken me 30 years of dedicated movie watching to get to be halfway movie conversant. Certainly I'd want my kids to be the same.

And then there are the movies that they can't see. Titanic. Bambi (family tradition, I never saw it because my mother didnt' see it, and she didn't see it because she and her mother couldn't handle the opening sequence when she was five and they had to be escorted, in tears, from the theater.)

It's going to be difficult.

Bambi
 

I've never seen Bambi, but I have seen Bambi Meets Godzilla.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/63...CMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Now you can too.

Because literally ANYTHING would be better than talking about JFF's "nips"
 

One of mother's favorite stories is "taking the kids to see Bambi" when the munchinkins in the theater slowly realize "where's Bambi's mommy, mommy?"

Reading Comprehension 102
 

Actually, dude, as I recall, I offered to shove various items in your mouth as long as it would shut you up,

And in my fantasy - it was the change agent.

not7y(I'm guessing this scam ends with a K)S

Reading Comprehension 102
 

And your cock was one of them. So what difference does it make that your cock was only one of the various objects?

Slave, those thoughts of yours, wherein you fantasize about perpetrating a violent act of sex against another's will, are pathological. I implore you to seek professional help.

The fact that GWNC's suggested it to you, is also pathological. She should seek professional help, also.

Ollie & nipples
 

I don't care what she is, I found her post very arousing. It must be something about her writing style, but I just know that she's a beautiful woman.

And while we're talking about things I like, I hate it when people say female when they mean woman. It sounds like you're talking about a horse or a dog.

Ollie & nipples
 

Are you rubbing your crotch? Now, who is really the man, RP? Either that or you need to get checked for jock itch or crabs. PM Seb. Maybe you two can negotiate a group rate with the clinic.

Ollie & nipples
 

Now you're just plain cranky, and that's NotSoFun.

Nothing to ass
 

Yup. Global apology for my part in bringing that about.

Nothing to ass
 

You and Sebby in one day. I'm smokin'.

Paging pretty little second grader
 

The saddest thing in my life at this time is that I am on heavy-duty painkillers (post-surgery) and I actually understood this. PLF, I have come to expect better of you.

Paigow, meet me on the playground at recess and I'll tell you who Jimmy said that Bobby said likes you.

Question for the Board
 

Usually, it means he likes your avatar. In my case, having been a fan of Calvin and Hobbes from the very first days, it would indicate an affection for Hobbes.

I can't speak for anyone else.

It also deosn't necessarily indicate whether or not I want you. Send naked pics, video clips etc. to mabg922@comcast.net and I'll get back to you.

:kisscheek

Take that, Adder
 

Noblesse oblige. Now that plated and patentgreedy no longer take the time from their busy days to give stupid Adder the care he needs to fly right, paigs has taken it on herself to correct him in her gentle way.

huh?
 

GA2GP is way funny. Far funnier than you. You just don't happen to like him, probably cuz he shitstomped you one to many times.

Paging pretty little second grader
 

Jesus. More?

Paging pretty little second grader
 

More surgery? Jesus, I hope you're ok.

Paging pretty little second grader
 

Wonk, more surgery????

I hope it's a tummy tuck, so in a couple of months you'll look and feel fabulous.

Even(so sorry, but it's good to see you around, even if you are high!)Odds

Get Well Soon, Wonk!
 

At least we know by the time you read these goodwill messages, you will be completely recovered.

rape violence & power
 

Debtslave took the contrary position and knocked the crap out of the opposition.

I wish I was a little bit taller....I wish I was a baller
 

cow punk isn't crap.