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Well, I imagine that Coltrane and Sebby could be placed on retainer for Revenge Fuck Consult Team, but I imagine that the result will be more effective if the aggrieved does this emself.

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Interesting. I hadn't assumed this... That changes everything.

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And all this time I was under the impression that she was a midget.

Go figger.

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The socially acceptable term is "little person."

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I met my wife in an unintentional revenge scenario. A fuckbuddy of mine started withholding sex, but toying with my head and teasing me nonetheless... She was fairly sick in that regard. Anyhoo... I go to happy hour with her, a few friends and my wife (who’s new to town). My wife and I hit it off - automatic... one of those situations where you know the hookup is inevitable (and I’m into her quickly, so I’m psyched). The crazy fuckbuddy, meanwhile, grabs me outside the bathroom and tries to get a booty call. I just smiled and said “No, I think I’ll stick with [my wife] and see where that gets me.” Felt pretty good.


I couldn't have done that purposefully in a million tries, and Cuckold... I don't suggest you try. Just forget that chunky wife of yours and keep screwing strangers till you find one you dig. And when you do, don't give her $5,000.00 to pay some bill like you did last time. Have some sense and don't go all stupid with the first really hot tail you catch.

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You'll rue the day you made that comment.

Ok, I don't check in her very often these days
 

I honestly think I actually emotionally love her. So naughty. Just soooo fucking naughty.

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I was just suggesting that perhaps Coltrane, who at least some people believe dates exclusively in the under 25 set, might be forgetting that people's mothers-in-law might be a little older than he's used to.

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How would it be revenge if I fucked your mother-in-law?

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I don't know, but you can get pretty mean with those zingers.

TM

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You need to train yourself so that your first reaction to this shit is uproarious laughter, followed by chuckled advice to her about which sexual practices or reactions of hers should be avoided with Bill because they're just - you know - weird.

She'll stop fairly quickly if you can do that.

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T. warming up for a White Sox/Yankees series.

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Or he could go to the source.

Call Bill, tell him your wife told you about how he likes to [whatever was in the birthday card], and then tell him that while she likes that, he can tell if she really likes him by how often she lets him take her up the ass.* When you were with her and times were better, she couldn't get enough of your dick in her ass. How she wanted it without lube as it got loosened up from all the action. Etc. You know.

That will surely spend a lot of time floating in his mind.

TM

*I believe we explored why something like this tends to bother guys already on this board.

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This is a great idea in revenge-fantasy land, but in the real revenge consulting business, you need to be able to get this kind of psychological result without leaving such a clear evidence trail for the divorce and custody proceedings.

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What if Bill is already cream pie'ing her backside on a daily basis, lubefree, and responds along the lines of "Word. She can't enough of it back there. For variety's sake I am glad she suggested we bring in the 2nd chick to share".

I would imagine if that was the result, your little strategy would be backfired. With a capital "B".