LawTalkers - New Fashion Board 10-3-2003

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You will have to check with him, but I believe he is (as I am) a fan of the sexy-hot "bunched" effect. And it's beachwear, so there'll be crusty sweaty sand in that bunched area. Yum!

Or it would have been yum except for the fact that I find out I am not his only special beachy babe. I shoulda figured it out from the font use in the letter I got:

"You are my special beachy babe, Fringe. I dream of you at night. I think of you emerging from the ocean in the moonlight and scream out "Fringe I heart you!!"

As I cannot see my feet, I will have to take your word on whether or not I would find it sexy. But I'm guessing yes. And I do dream of [insert name here] at night, emerging from the glistening waters of Maui, wearing nothing but a smile, and holding a big, ripe, juicy, bunch of bananas. Sigh, [insert name here], I do heart you, I really do.

Bad_Rich_Chic

10-22-2003 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Indeed.

I claim only rediculous.

OK, I hereby lay claim to any and all misspellings.

And "icky board" was mine.

I also take credit for NYC Refugee becoming Fugee.

I think I may have shortened "Pumpkin Patch" to "the Patch" as well, but I'm more foggy on that one.

I think that about does it. Salon doesn't seem to find me inspirational.

The Daintiest Petunia

10-22-2003 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Indeed.

Carry on!

hahahahaha!!! O.K., really, I have to get back to work. So stop sucking me back in!!!! This place is like totally addictive!! :eek: :eek:

Tyrone Slothrop

10-22-2003 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Did you hear the one about the [newfie/polish chap/irish bloke/pick whatever ethnicity you'd like to make fun of here] who won a gold medal at the Olympics?

He's having it bronzed.

str8

More newfie jokes please!

Bil Mo'

10-22-2003 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I claim only rediculous.

OK, I hereby lay claim to any and all misspellings.

And "icky board" was mine.

I also take credit for NYC Refugee becoming Fugee.

I think I may have shortened "Pumpkin Patch" to "the Patch" as well, but I'm more foggy on that one.

I think that about does it. Salon doesn't seem to find me inspirational.

Forget what you all created.

I INSPIRED an award! And now you all seek it.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

10-22-2003 05:45 PM

Ignore List Rants Were First Done In Ancient Greece

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

I was using it as an interjection, as in "I have a bitch please" (think- "check please"), then following it with my claim about inventing the "having it framed" taunt. BTW- I am certainly the first to use "bitch please" as an interjection.

And the first to use "that is my phrase" as a dangling modifier. I give credit where it is due.

SEC_Chick

10-22-2003 05:45 PM

Yeah.... well how about THIS!!!

I (well, one of my ancient socks, theworldisnotenough, aka TWINE) was the first to use the word "fashionista" on the FB.

http://www.infirmation.com/bboard/cl...?msg_id=000CGZ

I was going to post again under that login to prove it, but while it allows me to login with that email and password, it asks me to select a new screen name. Has anyone else had a problem with ancient socks getting lost?

ltl/fb

10-22-2003 05:47 PM

Yeah.... well how about THIS!!!

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Originally posted by SEC_Chick
blah blah "first" yadda yadda.

I am wholly derivative.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

10-22-2003 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I claim only rediculous.

coining misspelling
Quick: claim rEdiculous too
before paigow does

notcasesensitive

10-22-2003 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Yo, can I just ask if you picked up that "Indeed" from Omar on "The Wire"?

Alas no. Should I have?

greatwhitenorthchick

10-22-2003 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
More newfie jokes please!

we invented those.

Say_hello_for_me

10-22-2003 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Alas no. Should I have?

Omar is totally the coolest character on the show (see hbo.com). It is one of his signature lines. Its weird, but when he says it on the show, you'd get the impression that the other person in the conversation would feel special. Or smart or something.

Which is, I think, the way he wanted them to feel.

ltl/fb

10-22-2003 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Omar is totally the coolest character on the show (see hbo.com). It is one of his signature lines. Its weird, but when he says it on the show, you'd get the impression that the other person in the conversation would feel special. Or smart or something.

Which is, I think, the way he wanted them to feel.

You are projecting. And delusional.

Shape Shifter

10-22-2003 06:01 PM

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Funny. That's exactly the way I picture you when you say "big dummy."

Penske_Account

10-22-2003 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I am not laying claim to originating any FB sayings (or fb sayings for that matter), however under the common use doctrine, I will mention that I am known for repeating the following sayings enough for them to be linked in your respective minds with me (in that annoying, will she ever stop saying that, sort of way):

1. Indeed.
2. Carry on.

I do not believe either of these sayings are particularly witty or clever, but if for some reason they should ever seem witty or clever, I would like for you all to refer to this post.

Carry on.

Are you saying that you are my sock too?

Classique.

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