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ThurgreedMarshall 07-24-2013 05:24 PM

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Icky Thump 07-24-2013 05:33 PM

Why does every gym
 
Have an incessant throat clearer?

Hank Chinaski 07-24-2013 06:09 PM

Re: Why does every gym
 
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 481483)
Have an incessant throat clearer?

For me, if I'm working out next to someone with bad BO I clear my throat a lot as a way of avoiding breathing.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-24-2013 06:13 PM

Re: Why does every gym
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 481483)
Have an incessant throat clearer?

One-upper: Super hot throat clearer. I almost hate-fucked her right there on the treadmill.

Hank Chinaski 07-24-2013 06:25 PM

Re: Why does every gym
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 481493)
One-upper: Super hot throat clearer. I almost hate-fucked her right there on the treadmill.

Translation: Paigow was right! I no longer am a road runner, I elliptic! The soft Alcoholic haze of middle age engulfs me.

Icky Thump 07-24-2013 07:29 PM

Re: Why does every gym
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 481490)
For me, if I'm working out next to someone with bad BO I clear my throat a lot as a way of avoiding breathing.

Oh. Sorry. I keep the same gym clothes in the trunk of my car since October.

Hank Chinaski 07-24-2013 07:42 PM

Re: Why does every gym
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 481497)
Oh. Sorry. I keep the same gym clothes in the trunk of my car since October.

de nada. I used to date Atticus's sister.

Atticus Grinch 07-24-2013 07:46 PM

Re: Why does every gym
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 481502)
de nada. I used to date Atticus's sister.

from what i hear, this is pretty much the extent of your comedic technique. sad.

Hank Chinaski 07-24-2013 08:00 PM

Re: Why does every gym
 
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 481508)
from what i hear, this is pretty much the extent of your comedic technique. sad.

ih8djfkjr loved the gilligan posts, fwiw.

Tyrone Slothrop 07-24-2013 10:38 PM

new board motto
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 481513)
ih8djfkjr loved the gilligan posts, fwiw.

wwih8djfkjrd?

Hank Chinaski 07-25-2013 10:18 AM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
For those of you who have seen "Orange Is the New Black," this is Taryn Manning, who plays Pennsatuckey. Look at her teeth. For those who haven't seen the show (one, you should) I just cannot get over casting in US movies/TV. Pennsatuckey is an pretty beat up girl, with horribly yellowed teeth. Somewhere there is an aspiring actress who has bad teeth organically, and who could have used the paycheck to get veneers.

http://www.celebritiesheight.com/wp-...yn-Manning.jpg

sebastian_dangerfield 07-25-2013 10:22 AM

Re: Why does every gym
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 481493)
One-upper: Super hot throat clearer. I almost hate-fucked her right there on the treadmill.

Good thinking. The hate fellate would suck (clearly a spitter) (and, npi).

sebastian_dangerfield 07-25-2013 10:31 AM

Re: Why does every gym
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 481494)
Translation: Paigow was right! I no longer am a road runner, I elliptic! The soft Alcoholic haze of middle age engulfs me.

The true middle aged feeling comes when you see the insanely cute girl flip her hair walking out of the gym and smile really broadly in your direction and for a brief moment think, I could bag that... I know I could... I still have it.

And then you realize, she's looking at your kid, walking next to you, on his way to the child-watching area for an hour... while you run on the elliptical (because you wrecked your knee trying to jog with your wife, who smokes you).

bold_n_brazen 07-25-2013 10:36 AM

Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
 
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 481433)

Why does this article act like this only ever happened for the first time in 2007?

And the term "Lathamed" was not coined then, but decades before.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-25-2013 10:36 AM

Re: Why does every gym
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 481494)
Translation: Paigow was right! I no longer am a road runner, I elliptic! The soft Alcoholic haze of middle age engulfs me.

The last sentence is accurate.


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