ltl/fb's bunny
 

I don't make it a habit of looking at other people's genitals on a regular basis to admire their new jewelry. If ya wanna pierce yourself down there because it serves a sexual purpose, I say "go for it." But honestly, how often do people (outside the sex industry) really show off their genital piercings?

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Jo("I am not a sock")Bu

Schadenfreudapalooza (pp: nice re line, btw)
 

No. John Mahoney's character was in a long-term relationship with the Purple Guy. He might have kissed Andrew Keegan (I had to look this one up) who is a pretty crappy actor, and not that cute, but it was still good for me.

I have no idea which of the guys in the movie who played gay guys are gay IRL, and which aren't. I don't think Dean is IRL.

ltl/fb's bunny
 

The hole (pardon the pun) is just getting deeper the more you dig, sexless reject sock guy.

Toaster question
 

A friend has it. I think it would be perfect for someone like you, a single, childless person who eats lots of TV dinners and is home infrequently.

Oh, wait, . . .

(Too small. Won't even fit a medium pizza. Cleaning is a pain.)

Now that's talent!
 

FWIW, I never said you/I wouldn't see a genital piercing if the pierced person were actually nekkid. If you're naked often enough and for long enough periods of time to make it worthwhile to have pierced genitals, then you are my sexual idol.

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Jo(Who am I kidding, you're my sexual idol regardless)Bu

Now that's talent!
 

Also, cock rings have nothing to do with piercing, are removed (I believe) after people finish having sex, and their purpose is not decorative.

Are you sure you are on the right board?

Now that's talent!
 

Clearly, I am not sure.

Now that's talent!
 

I don't have pierced genitals. I do frequently sleep naked for the benefit of my alternate personalities, though.

Stop trying to suck up, it just makes me respect you less.

Do you even understand the avatar?

Now that's talent!
 

And your respect means so much to me at this point in my life.



Never cared enough to give it a thought.

ltl/fb's bunny
 

In my experience, people with genital piercings tend to show off said piercings at the drop of a hat, er, their pants.

The "Rolex", w/ or w/o piercings
 

There's a hoary old move called "The Rolex." At a bar, ask a girl: Wanna see my Rolex? Then, unzip, pull out Mr. Johnson, hold your left wrist a couple of inches below the belt line, and wrap flaccid Johnson around the wrist (or for you less fortunate ones, around as much of the wrist as you can).

I imagine this would be very effective with some piercings. You could call them your stop-watch buttons?

90210 reunion
 

Interesting you should ask.

As I was looking up the character who I later discovered to be "Heather" on the imdb site, I noticed that indeed Janine Turner WAS on GH during the years I watched. Her character's name was "_____ Templeton" so I guess she was Demi Moore's sister.

Jackie Zeman is STILL on the show! Next to her name, it says (1975 - present). GEEZ!

Melrose Place
 

I watched Melrose Place back in the day. I'm not proud of it, but I have a thing for redheads. I would watch it with either one of two groups of people (1) a troika of female law students, or (2) a gaggle of my brother's frat buddies. The best part of this arrangement was the diametrically opposed views of Dr. Mancini's behavior. The female law students would always get shocked and upset to the point of hating all men. The frat boys would literally cheer Mancini on, like it was a football game.

"MAN SEEEEEEEEE-NEEEEEEEEEEE"

The Fox executive who retooled Melrose Place should have gotten a suitcase of case, another suitcase filled with blow, and two hookers to carry the suitcases.

"OK. We get Heather Locklear. She'll be a bitch and shag every male character on the show (except the gay guy). Mancini? Now, you're evil. You'll birddog every female character on the show, and you'll blackmail the gay guy. Someone write Rupert a memo, I'm off to the Sunset Club."

ABC Soaps
 

Yasmine Bleeth's first role was on Ryan's Hope I think.

Ditto the guy who played Blake/Alexis Carrington's evil estranged son (the dark-haired metrosexual guy, not the blond gay nice one) on Dynasty.

The "Rolex", w/ or w/o piercings
 

Now THERE's a reason to pierce it.