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sebastian_dangerfield 06-24-2005 04:26 PM
College football question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Does it pick up lint that is corn-sized?
You'll have to date a hasidic rabbi or a member of ZZ Top.

robustpuppy 06-24-2005 04:26 PM
Hey
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
An original whiff? How? I still dont get this.
Can't help you, I don't remember the post to which I was replying.

Replaced_Texan 06-24-2005 04:26 PM
Hey
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its really pathetic when you find yourself lying to the treadmill about your age because you don't want to seem old to the cute Villanova Summer student running next to you. I'm fucking married, I'm a guy, and I'm not even that old... and yet I'm lying to a machine every day...

I have a friend in LA in the movie business who's been lying about being 28/29 for two years. I can't wait to visit him. I've heard the contortions he goes through when someone asks for ID anywhere are hysterical. But now that he's lied to so many people important for his career, he can never come clean.
One of my sisters started celebrating each birthday twice a few years ago. She says if she's ever going to lie about her age she should start now.

I think she's on her second 27 now.

Flinty_McFlint 06-24-2005 04:28 PM
The Flintonian Code
 
Subsection 3.4(i)

A man should never ever lie about his age, unless it involves procuring alcohol or tobacco, or in an emergency, tail.

eta: and of course, access to casinos.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-24-2005 04:29 PM
Hey
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
One of my sisters started celebrating each birthday twice a few years ago. She says if she's ever going to lie about her age she should start now.

I think she's on her second 27 now.
I want to look older. I want grey hair and glasses.

I want to know what it feels like to be considered intelligent and mature.

ThurgreedMarshall 06-24-2005 04:30 PM
College football question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its actually a great way to remove pubic lint/shedding. Works like a cat brush.
You use a cat brush to fuck your wife?

TM

robustpuppy 06-24-2005 04:30 PM
Hey
 
Quote:
Originally posted by mmm3587
Cause giving guys herpes makes them all clingy.
Oh, it's Friday! Yay!

ltl/fb 06-24-2005 04:31 PM
College football question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You'll have to date a hasidic rabbi or a member of ZZ Top.
I never pictured you with facial hair.

Iron Steve 06-24-2005 04:31 PM
Hey
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen

Six years is too many for a marriage.
Why?

ThurgreedMarshall 06-24-2005 04:34 PM
softball question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
One of my sidekicks...
How long do your friendships typically last?

TM

Iron Steve 06-24-2005 04:34 PM
Hey
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I disagree. I think the goal of almost every upscale store is to sell to the middle class, while keeping their upscale credentials intact. Making every housewife feel like they are unwanted in their stores and not good enough for their product with one hand, while selling them thousands of dollars worth of crap they can't afford and don't really want with the other is the trick. You fuck with that formula (and Oprah can, by telling them that they, like she, is actually not wanted in their stores), they've got a serious problem.

And God forbid there is real racism behind it.
Hermes is a French company, non? While this could hurt there US sales, the corresponding boost in their homeland of France, the rest of Europe and parts of Asia should more than make up for it.

ABBAKiss 06-24-2005 04:34 PM
Hey
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I want to know what it feels like to be considered intelligent and mature.
It feels better to have someone's face between my thighs.

robustpuppy 06-24-2005 04:38 PM
Hey
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
It feels better to have someone's face between my thighs.
POTM.

futbol fan 06-24-2005 04:40 PM
Hey
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Your old heart can't pretend to be under 30!
The heart wants what the heart wants. You think Sebby gives a shit about croaking on the treadmill? He'd just turn and tip a wink at the Villanova chick as he hit the floor, calling weakly for bourbon and a bump.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-24-2005 04:40 PM
softball question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How long do your friendships typically last?

TM
3 balsa wood hearts.


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