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Rudest family comment at Christmas gathering

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Or whatever family gathering that may have involved you.

I say to sister in law who is this beautiful Dane who was always quite plump but apparently lost 42 pounds "you look great!". response? "(pause), you look (pause) pretty good". but sh e was always kind ofa tactless ass.

She's probably not used to getting compliments on her looks if she was 40 lbs overweight -- she probably didn't really know how to reply...

Rudest family comment at Christmas gathering

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No. Rudest, from a friend: "I can't believe you guys are still married".

Rudest family comment at Christmas gathering

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
No. Rudest, from a friend: "I can't believe you guys are still married".

How about, "You still a dyke?"

Another actual fashion question...

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Obviously, because then you would need it tailored yet again to fit your new physique.

I suppose I should hop to it.

Rudest family comment at Christmas gathering

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Originally posted by leagleaze
How about, "You still a dyke?"

Who was it who once responded to that question, "Are you my alternative?"

History Question

Someone was kicked off Infirm for swearing, beginning the Exodus. I thought it was Tyrone, but he says no.

Who was it?

History Question

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Someone was kicked off Infirm for swearing, beginning the Exodus. I thought it was Tyrone, but he says no.

Who was it?

I don't know who the first was, but Sebby made the biggest stink over it.

TM

History Question

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I don't know who the first was, but Sebby made the biggest stink over it.

TM

That's because he's a fucking asshole.

(I love this board.)

(And, I missed Friday.)

Rudest family comment at Christmas gathering

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Originally posted by purse junkie
Who was it who once responded to that question, "Are you my alternative?"

Flo Kennedy.

I did not respond that way, though it would have been good. I smiled and said:

"Well how about that, look how early it is and we are already caught up for the evening. You now know I still fuck women, and I know you're still a fucking moron."

Rudest family comment at Christmas gathering

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
No. Rudest, from a friend: "I can't believe you guys are still married".

Before I got divorced, my (now ex-)wife's parents would send a Christmas card addressed solely to her. Maybe that explains the divorce.

Another actual fashion question...

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
That is, you won't have to wear rented formal wear again (Hi, B&B's inner coke whore!) until ... the invitation says "creative formal".

I believe there is no such thing as optional.

Creative formal??? Do people actually do this? Ick. If somebody sent me an invitation daring me to wear creative formal, they better not be shocked if I show up in a lavendar tux with a ruffled shirt and my date shows up in a frilly dress.

So far as optional goes, if the invite says optional, it better mean optional.

Me, I'd rather go to a clothing optional party than a black tie optional party.

Rhetorical Question

Is this fucking year over yet?

Another actual fashion question...

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Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
Creative formal???

This is an open invitation for me to wear the blue "Dumb & Dumber" tux. With a cane. With a giant foam cowboy hat.

Open letter to Ironweed.

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Originally posted by ironnutsedge
After reading the below does anyone else find it ironic that PLF has not been seen here for days:

Dear Mr. Ironweed:

You may think that you are clever. But you are not. Not even a little bit. Your transparent sockery is completely see-through. And it is dumb. You disappear from these boards, and then suddenly appears this stupid, non-clever, PLF-hating ironnutsedge sock. Confidential to Ironweed: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT NUTSEDGE IS A TYPE OF WEED. YOU ARE FOOLING NOBODY. It would be like if I retired or something and then came back posting as . . . I don't know, some stupid sock.

Anyhoo, I don't mean to be harsh, but in a way I do mean to be harsh. Your antics have really gotten me steamed. Just end it with the PLF-bashing, O.K.? Your "secret" ironnutsedge sock is just lame-o and totally not clever. WE ALL KNOW IT IS YOU. YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

Except for Penske. He was fooled for a while, but then I told him what nutsedge was. He still didn't get it, so I explained that if you substitute "weed" for "nutsedge" (which is a type of weed), then the two monikers are the same. He still didn't get it so I just told him that ironnutsedge was your sock. Then I had to explain to hm what a sock was, blah blah blah. But I digress. Point is, he gets it now. As do we all. So stop your facile charade, you pathetic little bundle of pathos.

Yours very truly,

The Flower

Rhetorical Question

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Is this fucking year over yet?

You mean we can't fuck next year??????!!!!!!???????????