| Pretty Little Flower |
10-01-2020 05:34 PM |
Re: Transcendent Narcissism
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
(Post 530234)
I'm as exhausted with you as I thought you were with me (until you spent some untold amount of time codifying my self-contradictions), but this is phoning it in.
Try again for real.
(Of course I'm a narcissist. If I've contradicted myself on that, then I'd be truly shocked.)
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1. If you think I did not genuinely enjoy the suggestion that you would send me a photograph so that I could pleasure myself while simultaneously throwing darts at the photo, you are incorrect. It is a concept I would never have imagined, in the same way I would have never considered that a potent way to let someone know how little regard you have for them is to tell them that you will be changing no part of your meal, not even the appetizer, when you learn of their passing. This is your best work.
2. As a fellow narcissist, I compiled that ode to your self-pronouncements in pure admiration. With the exception of the appetizer part (which was from last week and, by the way, I totally know you WOULD change your appetizer if I died), I put that together by cutting and pasting your first person singular statements from about six posts starting last Saturday!!! I’m as self-absorbed as the next guy, except in most cases where I am more self-absorbed than the next guy, and I don’t think I make that many proclamations about my positions and beliefs and general existential state of being in a whole year, much less four days. You have set the bar impossibly high.
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