Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

it's why I eat chia seeds

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Yay Gwink!

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Is it terribly sad or something else entirely that all I really want right now is a fancy-schmancy blender and new running shoes?

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

If that's all you want, it sounds like you are pretty contented which is something else entirely!

Re: Confidential to Hank
 

why cure premature ejaculation? aren't you just delaying the woman's ultimate disappointment?

Re: Confidential to Hank
 

Anyone been wondering where Shave has been?


http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...Cat--70734.jpg

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

do you eat them dry or mix them up into sludge and eat them? The consistency of the sludge is a bit much for me.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

sludge. for now. I am getting blow back because the little fuckers are stuck to half the glasses we take out of the dishwasher.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

thank you!

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

I have the same problems. I now just eat them dry and sprinkled on salads. The sludge is too much, man.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

Being as how I am so healthy, I had to look them up on Wiki. Salvia Hispanica? I prefer Salvia Divinorum.

Re: Hypothetical
 

I don't normally respond to posts twice, but the PB Jewish joke thread reminded me of the proper answer:

You should build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.

You should fill your yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks
For the town to see and hear.
(Insert)Squawking just as noisily as they can. (End Insert)
With each loud "cheep" "swaqwk" "honk" "quack"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear,
As if to say "Here lives a wealthy man."

You should see your wife looking like a rich man's wife
With a proper double-chin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.

You should biddy biddy bum.

Re: Confidential to Hank
 

Jim Beam's still under $20 a bottle. Unless this drugmaker has unheard-of low R&D, I say short that dog.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

You've baldness to cure?

(I'd be careful there. Those pets look like stuffed animals covered in pubic hair.)

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

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