Parody Parody
 

Why are you offended by constructive criticism?

Now That the Statute of Limitations has run on those Hand Jobs
 

Bitch please.

arnold's platform
 

GOOD GOD WOMAN!!!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU PEOPLE THINKING??????

(I just rediscovered that one cannot have moderators on ignore . . . ugh. I may join PLF in retirement to avoid explosion of head.)

The 80s killed the tiger-show star!
 

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(non-Jesus action figures)

Free Montecore!

arnold's platform
 

I am simply the vessel for powers greater than me. Don't knock it, it works.

arnold's platform
 

Hmph. Works for you, maybe.

Are these being assembled anywhere for ease of reference when we vote? There's more to running these boards than just sitting around getting rich, you know.

Why do you need to read them again?

It's just a popularity contest.

Someone's getting rich? Damn, I'm always the last to know.

Contest information for those who have short term memory loss.

arnold's platform
 

Yes, yes it does.

I'm very zen.

I love fall
 

Good point. As far as you know, I certainly did not laugh.

Thurgreed(just like I've never laughed at DTB the many times she's had that ridiculous sweater tied around her neck)Marshall

Then no further effort is required on my part? Excellent.


Thank you for the cite. You have proven to be a most useful mammal. Keep up the good work.

My pleasure. I am glad you are able to tolerate my warm-bloodedness. It means a lot to me.

S^2 has suddenly become very fond of all kinds of cats, and I think he/she is very attracted to your pussy packing heat.

I'm just worried about what's going to happen when he/she discovers mammary glands and other mammalian pleasures.

(edited to remove certain innuendo)

Addendum to Not Amused Poll
 

That could be the best thing you ever posted.

That's me on the left.

http://welcomebackkotter.homestead.com/files/56.jpg

Hi there.

TM

Parody Parody
 

If that's what you consider constructive, I feel so very sorry for the people who have to deal with you/your constructive whatever all day long.

On the other hand, if you were just going for the cheap joke then OK, but geez just pick on someone else for a change.

Blue Angels
 

I love the Blue Angels.

They just did a fly by and I'm stuck here in the damn office. Damn fleet week.

Blue Angels
 

Anyone who feels the need to go for the cheap promiscuity joke here, fire away...

You removed certain innuendo? What do you call what you left in? Uncertain innuendo?

I will have you know I never pack my pussies. Sometimes they do climb into my suitcase when I am packing to go away, but I don't technically pack them.

Speaking of promiscuity
 

LONDON (Reuters) - The lives of Roman Catholics in some of the countries worst hit by HIV (news - web sites)/AIDS (news - web sites) are being put at even greater risk by advice from their churches that the use of condoms does not prevent transmission of the disease.
If condoms cannot be absolutely guaranteed to block sperm, they stand even less chance of stopping the much smaller virus.
The Roman Catholic church opposes any form of artificial contraception -- particularly condoms, which it says promote promiscuity.
"The moral argument against the use of condoms is being superseded by a clinical argument which is flawed," said Steve Bradshaw, reporter on the BBC Panorama program "Sex and the Holy City" that will be aired in Britain on Sunday night.

I wonder if it will be the episode where Carrie and the girls do fleet week?

adding the linky

another announcement
 

Is this another one of your "jokes?"

TM

Blue Angels
 

Maybe Paigow can give you some advice on how to make lemonade out of these particular lemons. My guess is it probably looks something like this.



http://images.southparkstudios.com/i...eason2/213.gif

Hi Sailor!

Well, of course.

I'd never pack a pussy that was carrying.

Parody Parody
 

Although you cheated and submitted two songs (yeah, I didn't read the rules, so don't anyone correct me by citing leagle's unreadable rules post), I vote for yours. It was a tough call between the two, but I'm going to go with your Happy Birthday parody.

TM

I love fall
 

Precisely.

TM

Parody Parody
 

My unreadable rules post does not, in fact, address more than one submission. But I think E/O and I agreed it was ok to submit more then one, as well as to submit via socks. Is that right E/O?

Parody Parody
 

I am both honored and humbled.

See, nfh, don't take things so badly. Like war, death, the morning train, and the Devil (when he went down to Georgia), you have inspired Art. You should feel proud.

Parody Parody
 

Yes, we put no volume restrictions on the funny.

There will be some special recognitions in addition to the grand prize and runner up, so keep them coming!

Parody Parody
 

Here is my feeble effort.

(With apologies to Angus)

She was a fashion machine
She kept her fendi clean
She had the best damn Rabbit I had ever seen
She had the wildfire eyes
For a Halloween disguise
Knockin’ me out with those Armani thighs
Posting more than her share
On stuff like shampoos for hair
She told me to cum but I’d tcb’d in my chair

‘Cause my desk starts shaking
The laptop was quaking
Penske was faking
And Paigow and Pony were making it and you-

Posting all night long

Billing double time
Imbibing drinks made with lime
She was one of a kind, but her socks aren’t mine
She wanted classic brogues
Or strappy open-toes
Post a pic of Britney so Chef’ll come back for more
TM likes Thrasher’s ass
Bikini waxes and CLASS
So I read posts on this site and think “its Friday let’s fight!”

‘Cause my fake tan starts flaking
The moisturizer starts caking
Wonksters balls are aching
And Penske’s still faking it and you-

Posting all night long

aV

Parody Parody
 

Is there a special category for hate-inspired or stalker-inspired (I can't decide which it is) parodies?

A Record for Singles
 

That makes perfect sense, except it doesn't. What the hell are you talking about?

TM

Parody Parody
 

Just call me Mona.

another announcement
 

I should have retired after Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington. I would have too, if Flower had not brought it up first thus forcing me to decide between sticking around and sucking or looking like a pussy copycat. I chose the former and apparently erred.

Random TV observation
 

Since someone was complaining about a lack of substantive TV posts (OK, reality TV, but I'm not currently watching any):

TV w/o Pity came out with a recap of the CSI involving college-student-stew. If you saw it, you know what I mean. If not, don't try to find out w/o a strong stomach. Suffice it to say that it is the grossest thing I have ever seen on TV. Horror movies with something this gross would have it totally edited out before broadcast.

Anyhow, they had this to say about the ep, with which I have to concur - the makeup was amazing, and they must have had a ball doing it:

"Just suffice it to say: dead body in bathtub. Dead body marinating in hot water in bathtub. Rather than address the flood -- pardon the pun -- of questions, like what kind of exceedingly moronic housemates do you have to have to let a bathtub run for days at a time while one-fifth of the rent dies and swells up like the Goodyear blimp and turns a lot of colors not normally associated with the human body, or what marvel of engineering produces a water heater capable of keeping a constant stream of water scalding-hot for five days, I'm just going to not look at the screen and hope that the people who give out awards for TV makeup and special effects all have strong gorges and pass over any pansy-ass aliens-with-latex nose bridges for this. Verily, it is an excellent job they've done of making it look like a days-old corpse was soaking in a hot bath. And rather than sully what must surely be the apex of special-effects makeup on television by clapping my profane eyes on it, I'll just leave it be on the screen."

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com...=15&story=5510 [free site]

arnold's platform
 

I think this board does an excellent job of that already. But I'll keep my voice down so as to not call SD back and further enrage fringe (who seems to be preoccupied with the return of bunny foo foo -- not to be confused with fu of the land with the same name).

TM

A Record for Singles
 

That rap has become so mainstream that it is pop. Every 11 year old likes it. Ergo, it must suck, like practically every other type of music that has become such pablum that it becomes No. 1-10 on the Billboard charts, such as the Monkeys, Turtles, or Looking Glass. The proof that it sucks is that the masses like it so much. 8 million people are always wrong.

Random TV observation
 

The "hot" water would tend towards room temperature pretty quickly, not that it makes that much of a difference. But the gist is not something more people like to think about. Heat + water + dead bodies + a few days, does not an open-casket wake make.

Hello

arnold's platform
 

SSSSSHHHHHHHHH. It'll hear you.

And I don't like your use of the word "enrage." It conjures up visions of a vein throbbing in my forehead and really, that just does not happen.

And, what is the land of fu if it has nothing to do with foo foo? On a side note, putting her on the ignore list was I think what clued me into the fact that I can no longer have that other person on it.

Edited to say that I do appreciate you not capitalizing me, as is correct.

Parody Parody
 

Translation: Whip me like whiny boy until I take my ball, go home and come back with a different moniker.

Thurgreed(hoping this isn't an inside joke between friends and there is actually animosity here -- but acknowledging that I may just be whiffing)Marshall

I am a geek
 

Not that this is particularly new information, but I felt it was important to remind people that I'm fully aware of my geekdom, before I gave the following link:

http://www.lordoftherings.net/trilogy/index.html

They are releasing the extended version of The Fellowship of the Ring and The Two Towers in limited theaters before they release the final installment of the trilogy. The day the final installment is released, for the uber geeks, these same selected theaters are going to do a full marathon. Extended FotR, extended TTT, and premire of the Return of the King (regular version). I think that boils down to 11 hours of hobbits. In Houston, all of this will be on one of those IMAX screens. Anyhow, you can buy tickets at the above link.

R(yes, I know, I'm a geek)T