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Oh Lord, no. Incest is an FB topic.

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I hear that there were nice TITS during the 80's.

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I am going to be Spanky. I will interrupt fashion board discussions with book club antics discussion of Serbian models and what Deer eat. I will refuse to use commas as a political act of defiance.

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My girlfriend (now wife) was moving when we lived in DC. Another guy (originally from Broken Bow OK!) was helping us move. GF's dressers were hand-me-downs from her older Socially-retarded brother. He had them from 10 until moving out. GF had moved them down to DC with movers who apparently moved them w/o removing drawers.

Anyways, we're moving them and the other guy and I are pulling out the drawers to make them lighter. Jammed behind are stroke books of the most base quality- I mean some nasty looking shit.

As the mags would fall out of the dresser GF would pick them up and quickly stick them into garbage bag- she didn't think our friend believed her that they weren't her's.

I saw one that was apparently a January edition and had the lead story "Jack-Off Tricks for 1978." I didn't get the chance to read it, but since then I've wondered if there are things I'm missing out on. Really, is there anything possibly new?

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How old are you? I wasn't even born in 1978.

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I can't believe they have a fashion board.

TM

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i'm 67. and it was her older brother.

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I'm just amazed that they even had masturbation in 1978. That's funny.

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You know, I have seen some famous nude TITS from the 80s. It's a really great story. I ought to share it some time.

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I don't know, but I think I need one. Ever try to tcb, but you just couldn't finish the job? I lost interest mid-tcb the other day.

I assumed that was it. It was time to see someone about depression.

But then I realized... it wasn't depression, it was me. I'm not good enough for myself anymore. Its been close to 20 years, and what have I got? A succession of left handed, "missionary," if you will, tcbs. I don't blame myself for becoming bored. If I'm just going to do the equivalent of "laying there and thinking of England" for myself, why would I get excited?

Don't offer me the easy hand-switching solution. This is deeper than that.

And don't advisse assplay. The day I find myself playing with my own ass, I'm moving to the mountains.*

*I have a friend who swears by this. His wife thought he was gay due to his persistent demands for anal stiumulation.

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Great poll. Here are my top three 80s breast shots:

1. Bachelor Party (scene where Tom Hanks is set up with girl sitting on his bed, whose face gets replaced by the people encouraging him to fuck or not to fuck).

2. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Pool Scene. 'Nuff said.

3. Tie between Secret Admirer's Kelly Preston and the actress' tits at the end of Just One of the Guys.

Good times.

TM

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I know someone from Broken Arrow OK. I did not realize there was a Broken Bow too. Or perhaps you making a hank-joke.

ETnote that I have the Kids in the Hall theme running through my head. Thank you, Shadowy Men from a Shadowy Planet. I blame all of you.

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1. My Tutor. The whole movie.

2. Ten. The whole movie.

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All of the boobies in The Devil's Advocate.

And Roller Girl.

And the Color of Night scenes, except for the one in which you see Bruce Willis' steak.

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Fast Times is obviously #1 for me. Though the scene in Bachelor Party is amazing, I take points off both for superimposing the face of a nun on her and for somehow not getting Tawny Kitaen naked in that movie. I mean, come on, it's not like her standards were too high to do it!