I wanna get freaky wid you
 

Does her really piss on her face at the end?

I was always kind of curious about that detail since it is often left out of the AP and UPI clips.

Someone forgot to mention the Tonya Harding honeymoon video, and my favorite, the Vince Neil - Janine ["take that, Tommy Lee"] video

not7yS

Jinx
 

Further scary evidence that Less and I are the opposite coast versions of the same person.

not7y(that was scary)S

Blister in the Sun
 

Sigh....Have you stopped reading my posts? Paigow, why hath thou foresaken me, or something like that. Like I said before, Ebola was complimenting you. Suggesting that, whenever a poster's thoughts turn to Paigow, said poster is driven to self-satisfaction.

As for Turning Japanese, the expression suggests the face a dude makes when squeezing one out. Slitted-up eyes and all that. Racist, maybe, but that's where it supposedly comes from.

Shock and Awe
 

Apparently the general public of Chicago's south side has been well aware of R. Kelly's affinity for the young ones for many, many years. He's been going after little girls since the late '80s...

Shock and Awe
 

And given the whole "Pamela-accusing-Tommy-of-giving-her-hepatitis" thing, what is exactly would be appealing about it?

Medical poll
 

For most things I give it a couple of days to a week. I know when I have bronchitis or sinustis cause I used to get them frequently. I know I won't get better if I don't go get some medicine, so I go somewhat early, normally within a few days once I am sure I have it.

I broke the bottom of my foot though and never went to the doctor, I didn't see the point. I rebreak it now and again though, so maybe I should go.

I don't get checkups as often as I should, which is stupid I know, but I really cannot stand getting checkups and the gyno is my nightmare. I think this is cause I was actually cut with a speculum once. Do you have any idea how much that hurts?
Anyway, now I am afraid to go.

Shock and Awe
 

Urban legend states that he's well equiped.

Shock and Awe
 

never seen them. I know you are shocked. SHOCKED.

Jinx
 

Yeah, if "scary" means "entirely predictable" in your hip Noo Yawk slang. I think this is the equivalent of DS and I agreeing that it's impolite to fart in elevators.

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

Yes.

Though the version I was shown had that part edited out . . . or I blocked it completely from my mind. The people I was watching with may also have shut it down prematurely now that I think about it.

The whole thing is just ill. All these different little girls (only 1 apparently significantly underage). It was just ill, and seriously, watching it felt really wrong, and I have a high threshold for porn.

I watched it with some rappers, and they were squicked out by his um anal-lingus.

Shock and Awe
 

And with Michael Jackson in town to visit his (twisted) childhood home, that pretty much covers both genders and brings the "List of Music Stars in Town I Don't Want My or Anyone Else's Kids Near" to at least 2...

Shock and Awe
 

And I restate, given the whole Pamela accusation about hepatitis, this still wouldn't completely squick one out why?

Shock and Awe
 

Watch the video and you'll know. I've never watched the video, but I have watched clips of it that are in a Pam Anderson "Barbie Girl" video spoof (?) played at the neighborhood gay bar, so I know.

n(hello barbie, lets go party)cs

Shock and Awe
 

Let's hope the Jesus Man from The Big Lebowski doesn't show up.

8 year olds, Dude.

Shock and Awe
 

Actually he gave her hepititis when they shared the same tattoo needle. Right, it was a tattoo needle. I'm sure they never used needles for any other purpose.

Shock and Awe
 

Yeah, and Pamela was celibate before, during and after the marriages. But, if Tommy had hepatitis, would Heather Locklear have it too?

Sale at Bluefly.com
 

on summer handbags.

I, virtuously, will be abstaining, because of my recent Most Sublime Bag of All Time and Space purchase.

Shock and Awe
 

Y'all going to give me nightmares.

Blister in the Sun
 

Honey, I would bang less before I stopped reading your posts. I didn't understnad your post either bc I didnt get the masturbation thing. Is this some eighties concept that only men knoew about? How come men look japanese when jacking off but not when banging someone if both expressions are the result of coming? Do you say "bonzai!" when you come after jacking off?

Turning japanese. Too funny. And speaking of eighties racism I saw Sixteen Candles on tv recently and one of the grandpas said to the other "Fred, isn't that your chinaman?" Now every other marriage in the NYT is an asian woman- white man. They really ahve come a long way since the eighties. This isnt dehumanizing, is it Atty?

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

Is someone going to let this pass without taking a crack at me? You guys are slipping.

Shock and Awe
 

You they were into knitting?

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

Was the pun intended?

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

So, now if R Kelly was gettin' his freak on with the youngins, why is this video not child porn, and why are the distributors not being put out of bidness?

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

Pun? What pun? I'm above using such simplistic gags.

:wink:

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

It is.

And they are.

Mr. Kelly's lawyers claim that she was of age, so therefore it is not child porn.

Still it had been distributed widely underground, and I have no idea how you would actually buy it.

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

a) It is child porn.
b) It is being distributed hand to hand on the internet I assume.

L(haven't seen it, don't want to)FM

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

You come out of hiding to spout such lies?

Shock and Awe
 

Oh. Well in that case I change my mind. I find them both extremely appealing. :rock:

Blister in the Sun
 

I was watching "I Love the Eighties" on VH-1, and one of their trenchant commentators (Hal Sparks or Apollonia, I forget who) noted that "Sixteen Candles" could never be made today because of the character of Long Duk Dong. "No more yankie my wankie"? That might make it into a Parker/Stone or Farrelly Bros. movie, but not a mainstream teen comedy.

No, that's the Village Voice. NTTAWWT.

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

Well, I guess that's more plausible than that she was actually animated.

Not being a connoisseur of star porn, I figured I could buy this video through one of the many spams I receive.

Shock and Awe
 

I'm no expert on hepititis, but I think it must pass by blood to blood contact because Pam made a big point of saying she got it from sharing tattoo needles with Tommy (I'm not making this shit up). Thus it is not impossible to get during sex, but not as transmittable as most STDs. I assume that if either Angelina or Billy Bob had it, the other one would have caught it too.

Maybe Heather didn't share any tattoo needles with Tommy. Or he contracted it after his time with her was over...

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

You said "crack" in response to the anal-lingus post.
I laughed.
I am immature and amused by childish potty humor.

:rolf2:

Shock and Awe
 

Yes, it's a notorious "dirty needle" disease, which, as you suggested earlier, provides a very good reason to explain it as just shared tattoo needles, lest anyone jump to more pernicious conclusions. I mean, it's not like she was trying to preserve some chaste image.

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

edited to note that I should have read the other posts to see that I am not the only one who lughs at such funny (punny?) shit

fuck. I can't even hit the right buttons.

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

Shall I fart?

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

And I suddenly had a vision of Steve Martin

Girl: Mind if I smoke?
Steve: Mind if I fart?

Shock and Awe
 

The best part is that she purported contracted it from HIS tattoo needle, and yet HE doesn't have the Hep-C.

Pam is still the hottest woman man ever made.
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/p...nderson_l3.jpg

Shock and Awe
 

And all of the plastic surgeons who had a hand in the making are damn proud of their creation. NTTAWWT

Medical poll
 

Stop. I love you enough as it is. It's just too much when I agree with everything you say, almost word for word.

Bill Walton is the most talentless, annoying, shitty color commentator in the history of the world. Everything about him rubs me the wrong way. From his horse face/teeth to his retarded voice to his pointless commentary -- the worst. I don't know why people keep hiring him. If he died tomorrow, I would not feel one ounce of sorrow.

As for Sportscenter, Linda Cohen and Stuart Scott are my most hated anchors. Scott actually thinks he's talented because he says, "Boo yah!" 500 times a show. You don't need a catch phrase for every single highlight. Linda Cohen is beyond boring and no fun to look at.

Sportscenter should be Dan Patrick and Rich Eisen (who is leaving) every show. I used to like Berman, but he's become a caricature of himself too. Keith Oberman fell in love with his stupid catch phrases too much too ("They're not gonna get him," "Beaten like a rented mule") and I'm glad he's gone.

That said, I enjoy Dan Patrick's "with the whhhhhiff," which I think he retired.

Thurgreed(my impression of Joe Morgan, who is the John Madden of baseball: "Now this batter has a chance to get a hit. He already has two strikes. That means he has one more strike and he's out. But if he gets a hit, he won't have to worry about strikes until his next at bat, when he will get 3 more strikes)Marshall

Dennis Miller joining Fox?
 

http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Con...l=968705925735

spree: Dennis Miller is heading back to television. The comic-actor, last on HBO's "Dennis Miller Live" and ABC's "Monday Night Football," is expected to join the Fox News Channel as a commentator for "Hannity and Colmes." An announcement could come as soon as today. Miller is expected to appear once a week on the 9 p.m. show, which pits conservative Sean Hannity against liberal Alan Colmes. Miller, often praised by critics as a perceptive social commentator, is to start next month.