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Presumptive Assholes
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For me, there's something about my body I don't really like. I've always felt like that thing was just out of proportion and uncomfortable. As a result of that thing, I can't wear certain clothes, do certain activities, etc. As a result, I'd like to change the thing. And I can. And I guess I will, not as an act of self-hatred, but as an act of self-love. So, you see...cosmetic surgery is just really expensive masturbation! |
Why Long Island should be nuked
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not presumptive Unless you were predicting mmm would likely become an asshole one day, even tomorrow. Although I suppose the comments suggest it is likely mmmm already is an asshole. Carry on. |
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Friendster (redux)
Since someone asked about it yesterday, and I woke up early this morning and didn't feel like doing anything serious, I finally created a profile on Friendster. I didn't have time to do much else, but with links to 2 friends who invited me to join, I am already Friendsters with more than 10,000 hip kids. I think it's going to take a while to digest all the koolness but will post again if I find anything interesting.
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And for those amongst us who are uncertain what I mean when I say friggen (friggin) timmies. What I mean is, God, I hate people who elevate form over substance. But really, since hate is a strong word, I should say, I don't really mean I hate them. I mean I think it is kind of silly, on rare occasion amusing, but most often not. In this case, it was pretty amusing. Ok? Ok. |
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But no. I don't have a penis. NTTAWWT. |
Full, round, artificial breasts
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Geez, get out more. |
Breaking the Paigow Juggernaut
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As for taking the word of the American people voting by phone or whatever. Well, let's just say that I firmly believe that Mencken was right when he said nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. However, what I meant, and I thought it was fairly clear, was that I would never buy an album by somebody based upon the fact that he won on American Idol, or some other crap show. If I heard a cut on the radio, or in a record store, or someone whose taste I know is comparable to mine said "hey, you should check this guy out," then I might buy the disc. But it wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that he was on a tv show. |
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