So..are you superstitious?...or are you alcoholic?
 

You waste no energy on superstition. You won't even entertain the thought that crossing your fingers can really change your luck, or the number 13 contains some kind of curse. Congratulations, you have complete control over your own destiny.

OK, so I'm not superstitious, but I don't see how that translates into having complete control over your own destiny. Maybe I'm just behind in my reading on Existentialism.

More to the point, how can the choices about whether 7 is a lucky number exclude any reference to whether you're betting the pass line or the don't pass line in craps?

Was I supposed to have heard about half of those superstitions? Yellow lights? Train tracks? Cemetaries?

Jack, you are a Comfort Cranberry

Very sweet with just a tad of tart makes you irresistible to be around. It seems like you've found a great balance between spontaneity and practicality — which is a very difficult task. You've managed to tap into an incredible source of fun while staying grounded and checking in with yourself. Good for you.

Checking in with yourself? Is this some sort of double entendre?

Plus, I'm (only) 18.73767% - Geek. My geekiness has really declined since Freshman year of high school. Thank God. I've replaced math/D&D/computer geekiness with the more socially acceptable film/music geekiness.


edited to add the info about cocktails and geekiness

So..are you superstitious?
 

You certainly don't let superstitions dictate your life! You know that crossing your fingers can't really change your luck, but you don't dismiss them completely either. Maybe you entertain them just for fun. To learn more about how superstitious you are, and what that says about you, sign up with Emode.com!


But, in a clearly broken test, I am 27.41617% geek. http://www.innergeek.us/geek.html

Whats your comfort cocktail
 

this is a crock o shite. thats the samepersonaltiy as the hurricane. but i still could go for a nice hurricane right about now

Rant of the Day
 

From the TX marriage license requirements, the following marriages are not permitted (note, that it leaves open marriage to cousins, just no aunts or uncles):

(A) an ancestor or descendant, by blood or adoption;
(B) a brother or sister, of the whole or half blood or by adoption;
(C) a parent's brother or sister, of the whole or half blood or by adoption; or
(D) a son or daughter of a brother or sister, of the whole or half blood or by adoption.

Not that I am a proponent of marrying one's cousin, but I know I read an article not too long ago basically saying that the whole "genetic problem" due to incest was for the most part way overstated and unless the parties are carriers of something nasty (including ugliness, perhaps), it's not actually a problem. OTOH - EWWWW!

-T(Married a guy with the same last name as my parent's home town, but that's also allowed down here)L

Whats your comfort cocktail
 

Tee hee. I'm not superstitious, but I'm classy.

Southern Manhattan

Just like SoHo and the West Village of NYC, your charm and sophistication go unmatched. It seems that you've got that incredible sense of style and the cultural know-how that inevitably impress everyone with whom you come in contact. It's called "class," and you've got a ton of it. What's even better is that you've managed to achieve this level of understated elegance without even a tad of arrogance.

You're extremely warm, open, and approachable — which makes you all the more irresistible! People might be intimidated because you definitely are the "whole package," but once they get to know you, they quickly realize that you're just as nice as you are cool. So maybe it's time to try a cocktail that suits your sophistication.

Hi Y'all
 

Looks like you & ncs would make a nice couple. Does emode do compatability surverys?

Whats your comfort cocktail
 

you're a Southern Manhattan

Just like SoHo and the West Village of NYC, your charm and sophistication go unmatched. It seems that you've got that incredible sense of style and the cultural know-how that inevitably impress everyone with whom you come in contact. It's called "class," and you've got a ton of it. What's even better is that you've managed to achieve this level of understated elegance without even a tad of arrogance. Read more about your Comfort Cocktail...

Just grab a chilled martini glass, and one for your friends. Add 2 1/4 oz of Southern Comfort, 3/4 oz of dry Vermouth, a dash of Angostura bitters, a Maraschino cherry, crushed iced, and a strainer. That’s the ticket for a signature cocktail that’s as enchanting and alluring as you are. For more great drink recipes, click here!

Whats your comfort cocktail
 

Yum. But it has to be a real one, from Pat O's, or I'd just as soon pass.

-T(5.5 mo to go!)L

So..are you superstitious?
 

ditto on superstitions

So..are you superstitious?
 

Yes, it must be a mistake.

I would have put your geekery much higher. ;)

Hi Y'all
 

Well, I won't bother to repost that I, Burger, am, according to emode, exactly the same. Don't know how they got that from the questions. But I am wondering what I would be if I'd chosen McConaghey over Reese.

The age-in-months feature wasn't particularly pleasant.

BTW, mine recommended a cocktail made with Southern Comfort. Anyone else have such a cocktail?

So..are you superstitious?
 

Me too. I'm terrified of what someone in the 50 percent range is like.

You are a "Scumbag".

"Your "Comfort Drink" (tm) contains no Southern Comfort at all, as you despise the taste of maple syrup mixed with the finest of slightly vinegared wines and rubbing alcohols. Thus, you must be boring, obnoxious, and not at all the type of person to whom we might address future marketing ploys for our "niche" cheese-food-inspired alcohol product.

So..are you superstitious?
 

I am 12.82051% - Geekish Tendencies, but reading through that test I am worried about how high my SO would test. Luckily I checked the box stating that I have dated a geek.

Hi Y'all
 

Age in seconds isn't so fun, either.

And I'm a Southern Hurricane, like Paigow. Same result as Paigs on superstitions, too.

Isn't it eerie how we're all turning out Southern? Sponsored emode tests blow. Like I'd drink SoCo. How 1986!

So..are you superstitious?
 

Okay, I took your test (9.86193% - Geekish Tendencies) and realized that the OddMan and his developer buddies will score off the chart.

Now, that is going to be fun. I'll report back if anyone hits 50% -- and admits it.

16.76529% - Geek

Rant of the Day
 

http://www.cousincouples.com/info/states.shtml

The three biggies, New York, California and Texas, allow cousins to marry. Surprisingly, Mississippi does not.

Geek
 

24.26036% geek. Much lower than I anticipated.

You know...you would think running a web site so people can chat at each other would qualify one for greater geekdom.

I'm so depressed. And I'm old.

Old and depressed. And Sparkly. Lets not forget that.

Emode Freud Test
 

Anybody who has noticed my compulsive editing of posts would not be surprised by the following result:

robustpuppy, Freud would say your strongest unconscious conflict stems from events that happened when you were a Toddler.

He would also conclude that relative to others, your personality today is moderately affected by the events of your childhood. It appears that your biggest unconscious conflict that still afflicts you stems from what Freud defined as the anal stage of development that occurred when you were between a year and a half and three years old. Freud would say that this conflict can manifest in your personality by giving you a tendency to be especially orderly or clean, or "retentive." You may also harbor a strong rebellious streak. This normally happens when parents toilet-train a child on some kind of schedule, rather than at the child's natural pace and the child naturally reacts by struggling for their autonomy and the legitimacy of their needs.

http://www.emode.com/tests/freud/

I bet I'm not the only toddler among us.

Hi Y'all
 

Didn't I see that in the Jackass movie?

Ollie (leagl=Steve-o's sp) Ramone

Hi Y'all
 

Tell me about it. Minutes suck too.

"Hey old shit ThrashersFan, did you know you are about 17,514,032 minutes old?" Fuckers. Like I needed that when I have a sinus headache and feel like I am dying.


I am Comfort Cola

"No doubt about it, you're as refreshing as they come. You're the unique type of person who can be dropped into a room of strangers and walk out with a whole new set of friends. Yes, you're that cool. You probably don't have any pretenses, and you stay true to yourself in all situations. Not only is it great to be you, but also you're definitely a bonus to be around. Read more about your Comfort Cocktail...

Grab a glass, and one for your friends. Add some ice, 1 1/2 oz of Southern Comfort, some cola, and a lime wedge. That’s the ticket for the perfect cocktail that’s as refreshing as you are. For more great drink recipes, click here! "

Fucking A, I am finally cool. W-O-O H-O-O
:cool:

Rant of the Day
 

D - that's niece and nephew right? So that whole story about the Kingston's is not only ewwwwy, but it's illegal (in Texas). Hm what about Utah?

I am a cocktail
 

You're a Comfort Colada

Being with you is like taking a vacation. When it comes right down to it, you're good-hearted, smooth, and just the right amount of sweet. Chances are you're the first call people make when they need someone to cheer them up or when they want someone to celebrate with. You're supportive, encouraging, and know how to have a good time. Read more about your Comfort Cocktail...

Grab a glass, and one for your friends. Add 2 ice cubes, 1 1/2 oz of Southern Comfort, 1 oz of cream of coconut, 2 oz of pineapple juice, and mix them up in a blender to make a festive cocktail that's just as chill as you are!

I hate mixing coconut and pineapple--better off separate. That said, I love other drinks with little umbrellas. Margaritas all around!:D

Hey! People will start thinking I'm your sock! (Plus I got the same SoCo sales pitch/result on Emode).

Geek
 

My score is shockingly low: 7.49507%. I don't know how this can be true. I would have thought that Marching Band alone would get a person up to 10%. I also cannot imagine that E/O is more of a geek than I, especially since E/O is a sophisticated Southern Manhattan and I am a toddler.

So..are you superstitious?
 

right there with you: 9.66469%

But with that test, even an art history major becomes a geek by going to a museum.

Rant of the Day
 

Yes - I didn't type that since I figured anyone marrying their aunt or uncle must by definition qualify as a nephew or niece.

Also - the person must also be over 18, unless parental consent is given, then 14 or older, unless judical permission is given, and if you get the judge to OK it - there's no minimum age. So you can marry your 12yo cousin as long as you get her knocked up first so the judge basically has to grant permission.

-TL

Dodgy
 

Apparently I'm also a bit dodgy too.


http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html (spree: british site)

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 8 Potential fine: £7000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

Is this test day?
 

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £5000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.




I'm such a goody goody.

Is this test day?
 

You really are. I got 22 years or 5,000 pounds. But I admitted to a bunch of stuff from my youth and I'm much more upstanding now...

Dodgy
 

Now, that's adequate disclosure. Pete Townshend got arrested for visiting a british site.*

* And in Minnesota or Alabama it would be illegal.

Dubious
 

Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

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Is this test day?
 

Jesus, I got 30 years and a 7,000 pound fine. I guess I won't be going back to the UK anytime soon. Sheesh. Hasn't everyone broken into a home to stroll around butt naked and masturbate after fishing on Sunday? You would think I'm a perv or something.

Edited to add: Damnit, it also appears that I'm 31.55819% - Total Geek.

Is this test day?
 

I've done all those things, but I've never combined them all. Well done!

As a disclaimer, I only broke into the house to bother my passed-out friends when they didn't make it to the pre-determined meeting place for cocktails. As you all might have guessed, hilarious antics ensued.

Is this test day?
 

Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!


Am I the only one who has the possibility of death? What the fuck? It must be that "smuggling drugs internationally" thing. It was only Canada. Bastards.

Is this test day?
 

I have a friend who has been to prison. I think that makes me dubious with no penalty.

I wish I were cool enough to smuggle drugs. I am not even cool enough to smuggle cigars back from the Bahamas.

Dodgy
 

OMG what is this? I'm a law abiding citizen and I've never walker around the house naked or transported drugs. How did this get so high?

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000

Is this test day?
 

here i had always thought that i was an upstanding citizen, but apparently i must have been naughty somewhere along the line

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £7000

in other results apparently i am not much of a geek - 7.69231% but just slightly more geeky than robustpuppy (maybe its because besides in addition to being marching band, i also went to band camp). of course i do not like science fiction and i don't know much about computers so its not much of a surprise.

in the cocktail quiz, i got soco mojo. i seem to be having trouble with the emode site.

ms. naughty diplomat