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sebastian_dangerfield 10-11-2004 06:15 PM

Monday morning griping
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Well, there are actually some objective requirements for a "sushi-grade" label that do not directly relate to freshness, and that you do not need an Itamae for.

http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/20040513.html

He who does not know one thing knows another.
Rubbish. I still require that the fish be absolutely fresh - caught that day. I've had food poisoning. You'd be amazed at the volume that your orifices can expel - I am not handling that gig again.

SlaveNoMore 10-11-2004 06:21 PM

Monday morning griping
 
Quote:

sebastian_dangerfield
You'd be amazed at the volume that your orifices can expel
If you speak exactly like you post, I highly doubt anyone would be "amazed."

sebastian_dangerfield 10-11-2004 06:28 PM

Monday morning griping
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
If you speak exactly like you post, I highly doubt anyone would be "amazed."
True, but the density and pungency of your stuff on politics blows my high volume stuff away.

robustpuppy 10-11-2004 06:33 PM

Monday morning griping
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
If you speak exactly like you post, I highly doubt anyone would be "amazed."
Where's the wagon?

SlaveNoMore 10-11-2004 06:53 PM

Monday morning griping
 
Quote:

robustpuppy
Where's the wagon?
My best guess is somewhere in Cheyenne by now.

I fell off somewhere in Missouri.

Atticus Grinch 10-11-2004 07:34 PM

Bookmark this.

Be sure to click the "zoom" button on the lower right before typing in the zip code.

Atticus Grinch 10-11-2004 07:40 PM

You're not an individual; you're an ecosystem.
 
The good news: you're not alone in this world.

The bad news: you're outnumbered.

People Are Human-Bacteria Hybrid.

Atticus Grinch 10-11-2004 07:47 PM

The mummified-corpse-in-the-upstairs-flat phenomenon used to happen only in Western European social welfare countries.

Now it's happened in Canada, thanks to automatic deposit.

Say what you will about your asshole bloodsucking American landlord; at least he cares whether you live or die. Sort of.

mmm3587 10-11-2004 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Bookmark this.

Be sure to click the "zoom" button on the lower right before typing in the zip code.
That's all fine and pretty, but I'm missing the description of what it is.

Gattigap 10-11-2004 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
The mummified-corpse-in-the-upstairs-flat phenomenon used to happen only in Western European social welfare countries.

Now it's happened in Canada, thanks to automatic deposit.

Say what you will about your asshole bloodsucking American landlord; at least he cares whether you live or die. Sort of.
Only because of humidity and warmer climes.

Atticus Grinch 10-11-2004 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mmm3587
That's all fine and pretty, but I'm missing the description of what it is.
Pardon. It's a Java app that allows you to view the location of any ZIP code in the continental U.S.

No boobies, except perhaps from extremely high altitude.

ltl/fb 10-11-2004 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Pardon. It's a Java app that allows you to view the location of any ZIP code in the continental U.S.

No boobies, except perhaps from extremely high altitude.
I thought it would at least give me demographics on my zip, but no. It just shows you a place. Even I'm not excited by that. If it starts with a 0, it's in NE. If it starts with a 9, it's in CA. I think there's a function on usps.com that is similar.

ETA since no one is here, I left my office door open when I adjusted my boobies. But I reached under my top, so there was nothing to see anyway.

Replaced_Texan 10-11-2004 09:15 PM

Alex Trabek owes Jennings another $200
 
From Radosh:

Quote:

October 11, 2004
Sluts for $200
At first, this Best Week Ever post struck me as too good to be true: Jeopardy champion Ken Jennings is robbed of $200 when Alex Trebek rejects his response to the clue, "This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker."

Jennings had said, "What is a ho?" The "right" answer: "What is a rake?"
proof (Spree: .wav file)

The Astros need to get this out.

Hank Chinaski 10-11-2004 09:29 PM

intervention time
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought it would at least give me demographics on my zip, but no.
For the last time........turn off the TV occasionally. get the fuck out of the house and walk around your neighborhood, look around. Speak to your neighbors. the computer is a tool to enhance your life, it shouldn't be your life.

Gattigap 10-11-2004 09:42 PM

Alex Trabek owes Jennings another $200
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
proof (Spree: .wav file)

The Astros need to get this out.
For a moment there, I wondered why the Astros should be interested in disseminating this video clip. Who would rebroadcast it, and why would people care?

I need to stop spending time on the PB, for That Way Madness Lies.


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