A Story For NFH
 

Actually, 6'3.5" under my calculation. NCS would argue he is 6'4.5", but that is just pure fantasy (quite literally) on her part.

2 Things
 

1. Why isn't Art Garfunkel in that database (I hear he's quite tall)?

2. Why, on the internet, is it acceptable to place people in alphabetical order by first name? WTF? Thats so fucking annoying. The author is bright enough to develop a website, clever enough to come up with an interesting database, yet too fucking stupid to follow an elementary rule of written communication?

Good grief
 

I'm thrilled to know my tax dollars help fund this Culture of Life.

Maybe the cure for cancer will come to her in the moments between preparing Chef Boyardee for the kids and watching her Stories.

Who says America has lost its edge! We can outbreed you anyday.

2 Things
 

I think that the stick figures should be changed so that they are reasonable approximations of the hair/body type of the famous person that they purport to be. Maybe in version 2.0 of this database?

I can't believe that Martin Luther King was only 5'6". He never could have been President with that stature.

2 Things
 

Isn't this site better: http://www.celebheights.com/

Good grief
 

This, however, is why they must be killed:

• Each child's name begins with the letter "J":
  
  Joshua, 17; John David, 15; Janna, 15; Jill, 14; Jessa, 12; Jinger, 11; Joseph, 10; Josiah, 9; Joy-Anna, 8; Jeremiah, 6; Jedidiah, 6; Jason, 5; James, 4; Justin, 2; Jackson Levi, 1

2 Things
 

I'd refute you with FDR, but that was pre-TV, and the data refutes my refutation:

1948
Harry S Truman (D) 5' 9"
Thomas E. Dewey (R) 5' 8"

1952
Dwight D. Eisenhower (R) 5' 10½"
Adlai Stevenson (D) 5' 10"

1956
Dwight D. Eisenhower (R) 5' 10½"
Adlai Stevenson (D) 5' 10"

1960
John F. Kenneddy (D) 6' 0"
Richard M. Nixon (R) 5' 11½"

1964
Lyndon Johnson (D) 6' 3"
Barry Goldwater (R) 6' 0"

1968
Richard M. Nixon (R) 5' 11½"
Hubert H. Humphrey (D) 5' 11½"

1972
Richard M. Nixon (R) 5' 11½"
George McGovern (D) 6' 1"

1976
Jimmy Carter (D) 5' 9½"
Gerald R. Ford (R) 6' 0"

1980
Ronald Reagan (R) 6' 1"
Jimmy Carter (D) 5' 9½"

1984
Ronald Reagan (R) 6' 1"
Walter F. Mondale (D) 5' 10"

1988
George H. W. Bush (R) 6' 2"
Michael Dukakis (D) 5' 8"

1992
William J. Clinton (D) 6' 2½"
George H. W. Bush (R) 6' 2"

1996
William J. Clinton (D) 6' 2½"
Robert Dole (R) 6' 2"

2000
George W. Bush (R) 5' 11"
Albert Gore (D) 6' 1"

2 Things
 

sniff.

I have never been prouder. You've come such a long way, baby.

Boy George's Handy Tip Of The Day:
 

Boy George's Handy Tip Of The Day:
 

13 bags amounting to less than an 8 ball?

Talk about residue.

Good grief
 

Jinger alone gives reason. The others are passable (barely for Jessa and Joy-Anna). But "Jinger" WTF?

BTW, how does Arkansas maintain its seeming monopoly on stories of this type?

Boy George's Handy Tip Of The Day:
 

Too funny - over an eighth in 13 bags, and his defense is going to be that someone left it there by mistake?!?!? Maybe he and Kate Moss' boyfriend can share a cell and be visited by Sharon Stone.

Boy George's Handy Tip Of The Day:
 

I suspect we don't have to worry about the Culture Club: I Know You Still Miss Me Blind After 20 Years tour in the U.S.

Boy George's Handy Tip Of The Day:
 

This reminds me of the time I was packing up my apartment to move and I found a bag of cocaine hidden behind aspirin or whatever in my medicine cabinet. I assume one of my friends hid it there at some point during a party and then forgot about it (there are a few suspects). They probably thought it was a pretty safe spot at the time, since I didn't generally partake. I found it a suitable home and never determined who left it there. Glad I didn't call the police to report a theft of the contents of my medicine cabinet in the interim.

Is this the most boring post ever about cocaine? Can I get a ruling?

Fashion
 

Fashion advice for Ashton Kucher. A fedora does not look good on you.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/nyet1...1622.widec.jpg

And Demi, Demi, Demi....white? Really?