Re: So
 

Ugly eyebrows are easy to come by
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/eyebrows-tattoo.jpg

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Philadelphia swim club president, take two: "Many of them couldn't swim."

Yeesh.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

were they texting maybe?

http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.ph...u=YSqIQ&ref=nf

• Teen Girl Falls In Open Manhole While Texting
  Alexa Longueira Suffers Deep Cuts, Bruises After Landing In Raw Sewage, Blames DEP For Leaving Hole Unattended
  
  It was an accident waiting to happen -- an open sewer and a 15-year-old girl who was texting while she walked.
  
  Alexa Longueira, a high school sophomore, was walking along Victory Boulevard near Travis Avenue on Staten Island Wednesday evening when she felt the earth move and was plunged into smelly darkness.
  
  She said the manhole she fell in to was left open and unattended with no warning signs or orange cones. She said two workers with the New York City Department of Environmental Protection failed to secure the area as they prepared to flush the sewer.
  
  "It was just really gross and it was shocking and scary," she said. "Because of their careless mistake I got hurt."
  
  "Regardless of whether I'm texting or not if there was a cone there I'm gong to see a big orange cone," she said. "I walk that sidewalk every day, I don't expect a big hole there."
  
  Longueira said she was helped out of the five-foot deep sewer by an apologetic DEP worker.
  
  She went to the hospital and the city opened an investigation, issuing the following statement:
  
  "We regret that this happened and wish the young woman a speedy recovery."
  
  The Longueira family wants more than get well wishes. They may sue. Alexa's mother, Kim, said: "It could have been an elderly person, a mother pushing a stroller. It could have been anyone."
  
  Alexa lost one of her sneakers in the sewer. She does not want it back.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

There's a "whitewater" joke in here somewhere but I'm way too hungover to find it.

Note: Do not eat chicken parm before bed. This increases the dyspeptic hangover effect of a handful of gin and tonics, Grand Marniers and the "Belgian beer sampler" threefold.

whatever works
 

I wish someone had asked Michael Jordan to visit Woody Allen and explain the benefit of retiring before the skill all goes away, before one is clearly not able to compete anymore, I wish that had happened a year ago.

wiki says that the high school girl in Manhattan was based upon a real 17 year old he banged on the set of Annie Hall- nwtf?

Re: whatever works
 

At this point the only people seeing Woody's movies are the ones who think they're supposed to see all of them. No one who saw the trailer could possibly have thought to themselves, "Hey, that looks like it's funny."

Re: whatever works
 

Translation: i have no jewish friends.

Re: whatever works
 

To.Tal.Burn.

Re: whatever works
 

Translation: i have no jewish nebish friends

Re: whatever works
 

A life without Jewesses? Poor Atticus.

Re: whatever works
 

Wait... Is it nebbish or nebish? I've always gone with the former.

(My favorite Yiddish term remains "schnorrer." A classic.)

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

He's just digging the hole deeper.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

I've heard that all of michael Jackson work over the last decade was done in A minor.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Did anyone ask this guy how he knew that? Did he let the kids who could swim in?

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

That's too painful for a Monday morning. groan

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

2. Besides, it was really Quincy Jones, anyway.

Re: whatever works
 

Hooray for Captain Spalding
The African Explorer!
Did someone call me schnorrer?
hooray hooray hooray!

Burned into my brain. No idea why. Takes up space that could be used for useful things, but them's the breaks.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=500&h=479

TM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

What is it with the birds?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...1/failgull.jpg

Sunless tanner
 

I got one SPF 15 for my face. Has anyone used these? Or should I post on experience? Or shut up?

Re: Sunless tanner
 

Post your experience for sure.

I used one on my legs last year that wasn't very impressive though maybe it takes more applications to get past the blinding white they get after a long Minnesota winter.

Re: Sunless tanner
 

I used to use sunless tanner. I used to get it on my hands and have orange palms. I remember being laughed at by Thurgreed about that. I think they have improved since then. I still don't like the smell. What kind did you get?

I likes.
 

Awesome goal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4dnj...layer_embedded

TM

Re: Sunless tanner
 

I got Neutrogena. It does say to wash hands after using. I will be careful to do that. So far no unpleasant smell or effects. Have used 3 times and will look in mirror soon. This is supposed to be a gradual one. Dunno.

Re: Sunless tanner
 

I went to an Indian wedding a week and a half ago. I still have henna on my hands from the Mehndi party, and the top of my hands look like a patterned suntan, while the palm pattern is very orange.

Re: Sunless tanner
 

I recently learned the dangers of henna. My bungalow in Boracay, Philippines had a prominently displayed sign stating how lovely henna tattoos can be unless one got the shit on their linens. It then proceeded to state how much one would be charged per sheet, pillowcase, etc. Be warned.

Re: Sunless tanner
 

you worry about ruining the sheets? on vacation? in the 3rd world? damn less. I think some fantasies about world travel as a loaded single guy, that a lot of the guys here have been carrying, just got smashed up.

Hmm
 

It appears Sonia Sotomayor and I have the same red Tahari suit. I wonder if she too got it on sale at Loehmanns.

Re: Sunless tanner
 

It's all about priorities. If he had to pay for hennaed sheets, he'd have less money with which to ply women of easy virtue with alcohol.

The Old Man and the CCCP
 

Hemingway was a commie spy. Not a very good one, but still.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009...-kgb-spy/print

Re: Sunless tanner
 

To the extent I have fantasies about world travel as a loaded single guy, I can assure you they do not involve ejaculating henna.

Re: Sunless tanner
 

I don't think that's how it gets on the sheets.

Re: Hmm
 

Post-Palin I would hope so.

Re: Hmm
 

Why? You think there is a chance the RNC bought it for her?

Re: Hmm
 

If they're smart, yeah. ;o)

Re: Sunless tanner
 

you should be more hopeful. I've heard that foreign climates often cure impotence.

Hallelujah
 

Some time back, Manfred complained about the overplaying of the Cohen song Hallelujah. It turns out that Manfred was just part of a growing tide of people, including Cohen himself, who are complaining about the overplaying of Hallelujah.

See http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenois...leonard_co.php

So here's a tip for all you lemmings. Complaining about the overplaying of Hallelujah is completely passe. I would say that it had jumped the shark if that expression had not jumped the shark around the time that it first appeared on these boards. The new thing? Complaining about the overabundance of complaints about the overplaying of Hallelujah. I realize this may be a bit too meta for some of you to wrap your minds around (Hi Hank!), but it is time to move this board toward the future instead of anchoring it in the past.

Re: Hallelujah
 

You suckers need to listen to more Jazz. Just call the thing a "standard" and play it in the second set, when everyone's a bit gone. Once that simple rule is followed, ya'all will enjoy hearing it again.

Re: Hallelujah
 

I wish you'd get on twitter so I got notice when you posted.

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

I'm going to post, just so no one has to look at Hank's lame joke when they refresh anymore.

TM