Perfect FB nexus topics
 

I'm not feeling the need to share, but it is interesting how drastically people's experiences with drugs and sex can vary. Funny story. Very accommodating girlfriend.

Perfect FB nexus topics
 

I was impressed that this guy gets paid to take drugs and have sex without having to get involved with prostitution (unless you count writing about it all).

I don't have any good stories myself although I knew some people in college who tried to do whippets while they were having orgasms. Apparently, it was pretty hard to time properly.

Almost enough to buy another CD
 

That school district is poiiiiiisooon . . . .
 

What's next, Bobby selling life insurance?



A(Never trust a big butt and a smile . . . .)G


Edited to remove an image that Atticus hadn't originally posted that was a TOS violation. LE

Perfect FB nexus topics
 

The only big deal about any of this is that he actually kept notes.

not7yS

Sallie Mae F**k-up
 

Did any else out there get bit in the ass courtesy of Sallie Mae's calculation "error"???? Apparently 800,000 accounts got f**ked up and they're increasing payments on these accounts to reconcile their little oopise.

Thoughts?

Rules for Shirtlessness
 

The worst is a pasty dude with bacne. That's just fucking disgusting.

I recall basketball practice in 8th grade where they'd split us into shirts v. skins. I always had to guard this tall kid who dribbled with his back to the defender and his back was covered in bacne. I couldn't even guard the motherfucker. I'd just hand him the lane praying he'd turn around. Doing suicides was better than chancing having his back bump into me.

60 minutes
 

No. And someone finally got it right - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...L&type=tvradio (article re why these shows suck from an admitted reality TV watcher).

U.S. Open Topless Girl
 

You think that's bad? Try going to a nude beach sometime. I went to one a few years back with my then SO for a lark. I was hung over and nearly lost my cookies all over the sand when I saw some of the eyesores roaming about. Foul. We tried to walk to an area where less ugly people were congregated.... we found what I can only describe as a scene which must have appraoched what it was like to be backstage when Queen and the Village People played on the same bill in the Castro District during the 70s. I felt like I'd stumbled into the weight room in jail. Yechhh... won't do that again.

Was going to use a .38, but needed more promissory estopping power
 

Here's a law student's blog where be posts pictures of the casebooks that he takes to the range and shoots to smithereens after he finishes the course. It's therapeutic, apparently.

http://www.unlearnedhand.com/images/...s/lawbook3.jpg

Kathy Bates Should Not Go Topless
 

I watched About Schmidt last night. Kathy Bates' nude scene was unnecessary, very unnecessary.

That school district is poiiiiiisooon . . . .
 

Almost makes me want to put my house on the market so I can get him as my agent and ask him what it feels like to have been somebody once. I guess I missed it when all of the has-been hip-hoppers were invited to move down here.

Welcome to Atlanta where the player's play -- or lose it all and end up selling houses in East Cobb.

edited to say that I had to spoil this by wondering about the legal implications of using "New Edition" in the ad. Somedays I just can't shut the legal shit off. I need to start drinking more and much earlier in the day.

Rules for Shirtlessness
 

Now, there have been some pretty revolting topics discussed ad nauseum (literally) on this board, but for some reason, this very colorful (that's supposed to be zit-color) description totally turned my stomach.

Congratulations, SD, your post is most definitely among the top-grossing posts of the year (on my own personal list anyway -- feel free to print out this coveted award and hang it on your refrigerator)!!

Fightin' Words
 

There was text on that poster? Who knew?

Fightin' Words
 

Julia Roberts is absolutely common. She's not worthy to wash Charlize's thong.

Roberts might be the most overrated, overhyped non-godess to waste gobs of screen time in the past 20 years. Charlize is a classic conservative beauty.

If you ran into Charlize and Julia in street clothes with no makeup, you'd probably assume Theron was a starlette hanging out with her assistant.

60 minutes
 

Trading Spaces sucks. It was fun for the first season, but it's just so tiresome.

A better show, the secret addiction in my family, is designer's challenge. Real people work with real designers and spend real money to get a problem room redone. You get to see three different designer proposals, with explanations of why they are choosing different options. Another great choice is Design on a Dime -- 1500 budget, real designers, they show the shopping and color choices.

Trading Spaces is all drama, no design.

That school district is poiiiiiisooon . . . .
 

Legal implications? It's the grammatical implications about which Mr. DeVoe should be worried.

Dropping like flies
 

Hume Cronyn, one of the foremost character actors of the American stage and screen for more than 60 years, died on Sunday at his home in Fairfield, Conn. He was 91.

Cronyn, a compact, restless man who was once an amateur boxer and remained a featherweight 127 pounds all his life, was at home in everything from Shakespeare and Chekhov to Albee and Beckett. Among his notable Broadway successes were "A Delicate Balance," "The Gin Game" and "Coward in Two Keys."

He was nominated for an Oscar for the 1944 film "Seventh Cross" with Spencer Tracy. More than 40 years later, when he was in his 70s, he won fresh recognition on film as Joe Finley, one of a group of elderly people who seek eternal youth in the popular movies "Cocoon" and "Cocoon: The Return."

Rules for Shirtlessness
 

The biggest problem with this picture of Iggy Pop is, unfortunately, not the shirtlessness: http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...op_yhbg106.jpg

That school district is poiiiiiisooon . . . .
 

Wasn't it supposed to be a play on the fact that he was in New Edition?

I will wait right here for TM to slap me in the back of the head for taking things too literally. :mixed:

Was going to use a .38, but needed more promissory estopping power
 

I would say that it's more therapeutic to sell the books back and use the proceeds to get shitfaced, until I realized that I wanted to shove half of the books up the author's ass for coming out with yet ANOTHER addition so I could get jack-shit for a book I paid $100...

Set your Tivo
 

This week, cable's BBC America is repeating all six half-hours of that first season [of The Office] -- three episodes in rotation nightly at 10 p.m. EDT, Monday, June 16, through Saturday, June 21.

I missed it the first time around. Hopefully I won't repeat that mistake...

Rules for Shirtlessness
 

When did Iggy die? Somebody should sue the taxidermist on this one.


I love Iggy's music but he should just realize that he has a perfect face and bod for radio.


edited to delete the picture because it was creeping me out.

Rules for Shirtlessness
 

I still don't know why he attacked the KC Royals first base coach...

Rules for Shirtlessness
 

Now that is a perfect response.

Still, I'd rather look at his body than gaze at that death mask on top of his shoulders.

Even(shudder)Odds

Was going to use a .38, but needed more promissory estopping power
 

Was that deliberate?

(this coming from a girl who today typed "youse" instead of "use" into an email. Thankfully I caught it in time. I don't know where my brain was)

Rules for Shirtlessness
 

For being 56 with his history the bod ain't too bad -- looks like he lifts a little bit. The face is utterly hideous, although, to his defense I will add that even in his prime Iggy was not what one would call a "looker." It must suck to be jealous of the physical appearance of the likes of Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler. Iggy just got the shitty end of the stick in the looks department and then somebody must have beat him about the head and neck with the same stick.

Was going to use a .38, but needed more promissory estopping power
 

Oh good lord. No. I need to pay better detention...


Am I homonymly challenged?

Rules for Shirtlessness
 

Bringing the conversation full circle, Iggy did a cover of "Well, Did You Evah" with Debbie Harry on one of those "Red, Hot & _____" benefit albums. The lasciviousness with which he sings "Have you heard that Mimsie Starr/Just got pinched in the Astor Bar?" is something to behold.

Pedants abound
 

Rule's for running a web sight about grammer: have some one proofread you're site to make sure everything is alright and there's no grammatical mistakes like this one anywhere:

Farther: Physical distance.
Locked in the trunk of the speeding car, Blair's fear grew as he felt himself moving farther and farther away from rescue.

Rules for Shirtlessness
 

Iggy Pop was working food service at the Open???

(for those who didn't hear, the guy who did attack the Royals first base coach was credentialed to work at the Open...)

edited to add link to story:

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/usope...ory?id=1568706

In other ketchup matters:
1. Charlize, no contest. (We're talking about looks, not acting ability, right??)
2. BBD selling real estate -- One of the colleagues listed in the ad is a Mary Gill. Any relation to Johnny G? Still, at least he's working a respectable job and isn't lying in the gutter somewhere like a lot of washed up singers. Can't be good for his "street cred", whatever that is...
3. As for shirtlessness, just refer to my motto. Learn it, know it, live it...

Most expensive cities in the world
 

http://www.msnbc.com/news/927312.asp

Latest tables re: costliest cities of the world. Tokyo's back on top.

Rules for Shirtlessness
 

who would have ever thought that being a heroin addict, baiting hell's angels to throw glass bottles at you and then rolling around in the broken glass, and intentionally cutting yourself with broken beer bottles on stage for 30 years would be bad for someone's appearance?

besides, well uh, anyone.

ms. naughty diplomat

Rules for Shirtlessness
 

That's Red Hot & Blue, probably my favorite of the series. Jungle Brothers do a kick ass "I get a Kick Out of You".

AdL

Set your Tivo
 

There are only six episodes? That would explain my deja rerun at keep seeing the one where he is supposed to can everyone and take a promotion. So they are just repeating the six episodes for six nights? killer.

and iin other news, my gay neighbor told me I look very "classy" today. you would think a gay man would know better than to use that word.

Set your Tivo
 

Uh oh.....Paigow looks like Julia Roberts...

Bad news for lovers of hottie tennis players
 

Anna is out with her injury du journikova, as is my beloved Carfos Moya and Tommy Haas. Also, Monica is not playing, which may very well signal that this is her last year. And the sisters can meet in the Wimby final tho Venus is down to no. 4. I predict the Williams will meet in the final.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/news?slu...v=ap&type=lgns

And speaking of sports
 

I am having trouble getting espn.com. Can someone who isnt post the link here so I can try to get in that way? Merci!

Sallie Mae F##ck Up
 

I did - I am still trying to get them to explain why based on their schedule - computer-error, I underpaid by $1,000 over a one year period at 4.86%/2.86% and am now expected to repay an extra $5,000 even though they are supposedly crediting the extra interest. I am also trying to get them to correct my interest rate, which is messed up on two of my loans (they should all be the same) and have been working on that for over a year. Good luck straightening out your account.

For Love or Money
 

This show is about to get really interesting.

The premise has been that the girls know they are battling for the opportunity to choose the man (bad idea) or the money (good idea), without him knowing.

Now, they are going to tell him ahead of time, so the girls will have to convince him that they really, really, really do love him for him, before the finalist dumps him for the money.

Cheap-ass NBC is paying an annuity -- over 40 years. So, it's for love or $150k in real money. Probably less, but I don't feel like doing the math.