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spookyfish 01-12-2006 04:04 PM

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Among the primo narcissist jackasses.
Please. You can find those anywhere.

spookyfish 01-12-2006 04:06 PM

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I had occasion recently to be in the office of a solo in Gladewater, TX. He had guitars right there in his office. He had a couple of nice Martins in the meeting area. My nephew, who is friends with the attorney's son, told me he also has a nice electric setup in the back, but even though I was left alone in the office for a while, I didn't really feel comfortable snooping to check it out. I'm telling you, that's the life!
I just purchased a new (for me) guitar. From a guy in California, no less.

Replaced_Texan 01-12-2006 04:09 PM

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I just purchased a new (for me) guitar. From a guy in California, no less.
Question: How many guitars does a guy get to own before he becomes the equivilant of the crazy cat lady?

spookyfish 01-12-2006 04:10 PM

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Question: How many guitars does a guy get to own before he becomes the equivilant of the crazy cat lady?
That's easy. One more than I own at any given time.

bold_n_brazen 01-12-2006 04:10 PM

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Question: How many guitars does a guy get to own before he becomes the equivilant of the crazy cat lady?
Not enough information. Does the guy actually play guitar?

bold_n_brazen 01-12-2006 04:11 PM

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That's easy. One more than I own at any given time.
Yeah. Like we didn't see this coming.

Flinty_McFlint 01-12-2006 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Question: How many guitars does a guy get to own before he becomes the equivilant of the crazy cat lady?
Alls I know is that I could have 30 guitars in my house and live without fear that if I died in my sleep, my guitars would not eat my face off and piss and crap everywhere.

Listen to that sustain....

Replaced_Texan 01-12-2006 04:16 PM

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Not enough information. Does the guy actually play guitar?
Yes, but not all 4(?) at the same time.

Hank Chinaski 01-12-2006 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I had occasion recently to be in the office of a solo in Gladewater, TX. He had guitars right there in his office. He had a couple of nice Martins in the meeting area. My nephew, who is friends with the attorney's son, told me he also has a nice electric setup in the back, but even though I was left alone in the office for a while, I didn't really feel comfortable snooping to check it out. I'm telling you, that's the life!
What were you doing in Gladewater. I thought all the high power legal work along the Tx/La border was in Marshall?

notcasesensitive 01-12-2006 04:16 PM

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I just purchased a new (for me) guitar. From a guy in California, no less.
I have smoke coming out of my ears from trying to decide which way to take the response to this post. Or maybe it is just 'cause I'm dumb.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 01-12-2006 04:17 PM

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Question: How many guitars does a guy get to own before he becomes the equivilant of the crazy cat lady?
I think the male equivalent of the crazy cat lady is the "gamer".

I apologize to any of you who engage in computer gaming.


Nevertheless, you are a huge dork.

notcasesensitive 01-12-2006 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yes, but not all 4(?) at the same time.
4? That is nothing. We shouldn't even be having this conversation if he only has 4 guitars.

Come back to me when he is living in a one bedroom apartment and the only place he has to store his 10 or more guitars is in the bathtub.

4 guitars. Ha!

Flinty_McFlint 01-12-2006 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think the male equivalent of the crazy cat lady is the "gamer".

I apologize to any of you who engage in computer gaming.


Nevertheless, you are a huge dork.
Oh shit.

greatwhitenorthchick 01-12-2006 04:20 PM

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Question: How many guitars does a guy get to own before he becomes the equivilant of the crazy cat lady?
Interestingly, my ex-bf owned about 20 guitars. While we were living together, my kitty ate one of the rubber stoppers that was on the end of the prong of one of his guitar stands. I had to pay $500 for the surgery to remove the rubber stopper from his stomach. My dad called me crazy for paying for the operation (this was when I was a bartender and making about $15,000 (not counting tax-free tips) a year). So a crazy guitar man living with a crazy cat lady.

ltl/fb 01-12-2006 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think the male equivalent of the crazy cat lady is the "gamer".

I apologize to any of you who engage in computer gaming.
Like, online poker?


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