Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 482185)

It is, considering Diora Baird's, Keeley Hazel's, Salma Hayek's, Emily Ratakowski's, Kate Upton's, Brooklyn Decker's, Rhian Sugden's, and Danielle Sharp's boobs exist. And that's just off the top of my head.

But I wouldn't argue. Her ratio is fantastic.

TM

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 482185)

It is, considering Diora Baird's, Keeley Hazel's, Salma Hayek's, Emily Ratakowski's, Kate Upton's, Brooklyn Decker's, Rhian Sugden's, and Danielle Sharp's boobs exist. And that's just off the top of my head.

But I wouldn't argue. Her ratio is fantastic.

TM

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 482186)

Do you think Ratakowski's are real? They're too perfect. Like Brooke Burke's were when she posed for Playboy. Regardless, I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 482178)

Why? My wife wouldn't be upset if I was looking at a gif of a topless girl making her giant tits bounce up and down. Would yours?

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 482186)

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 482190)

No, but my IT people might.

But I was really just joking.

Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone (Post 482180)

2215 Bryant Av. S:

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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 482191)

Screw Atticus's comment. This line has a poetic beauty.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 482194)

I agree. I wish I invented it. I bet Paigow came up with it.

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 482186)

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 482189)

Either you're doing sex wrong, or you're a terrible negotiator, or both.

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 482197)

I would rather have images of human deformity the likes of which sear my eyeballs and remain with me forever than this.

Originally Posted by ferrets_bueller (Post 482173)

India. Permit me to jump on this one:

Go. Once. The sensory overload is worth the gastric distress. Yes, you tell yourself, that was a tattooed camel followed by a painted elephant. Random things to know and do:

1. See a "trave'medical practice" before you go. You WILL have stomach issues. Immodium to quell,immediately upon symptom onset, and Cipro to cure. Over two weeks, the three day cycle is feeling fine, feeling hideous, feeling dehydrated, repeat. I have eaten street food in Beijing, Taiwan, and, alas, Cairo. Do not do this in India.

2. I was not a fan of Mumbai. But the Golden Triangle tour of the Mughal Empire in Dehli, Aggra, and Jaipur is astonishing. Hire a driver through a tour guide, and a local guide in each city. Insist on absolutely first class hotels, and eat there. The Amber Fort, outside Jaipur, the Red Fort, the Qutab Minar, the Ghandi memorial, and the Lotus Bahai Temple in Dehli, and many other regal redoubts boggle the mind. Special amazing site: the observatory Jantar Mantar in Jaipur.

3. To get to the Taj Mahal your driver will go to a parking lot and park. You take a bus to the gate. Last stop, before seeing what is arguably the most beautiful building in the world: A facility, with a sign with two foot tall letters, announcing that it is a leprosy hospital.

4. You will see human deformity the likes of which will sear your eyeballs and remain with you forever.

5. Driving from province to province, where in the USA one might pay a toll on the interstate, your driver may have to get out and fill out some paperwork. The lovely prostitutes on the traffic island, in two pounds of makeup, and beautiful saris, often, upon closer examination, have hairy chests. Stay in the car. Even if your tastes run to that sort of thing.

6. Read Shantaram when you get back. It won't seem like fiction. Well, at least until the Afghanistan part.

Yours in globehopping,

FerretsinWashingtonDC

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 482186)

Do you think Ratakowski's are real? They're too perfect. Like Brooke Burke's were when she posed for Playboy.

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 482188)

How do you factor that these woman exposed her and Kate Upton hasn't? I would think that Kate would be very very hard to beat (Hi Flower!) but right now we can't say.

Originally Posted by ferrets_bueller (Post 482209)

Less is correct. The drinking life in India can be difficult to maintain. Beer (Kingfisher) is usually available. It may not, however, be served at what you and I might describe as "cold." I recall also recall being given a gin and tonic at a major outdoor reception...without ice. Upon requesting ice, the server proudly picked up his tongs, with a sweeping gesture, and deposited one very small, sad, old ice cube in the drink.