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PLF is the Gayest!

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am confused by your words.

You say the type of analysis is gay, and then you speak about it as if it is a bad thing.

Is there some negative context to gay about which I am unaware.

This negative context is not the common usage on this board, which is a bit redundant, as common usage for me necessarily implies [on the Lawtalkers > LawTalk Forums > General Discussion > The Fashionable > Fashion Board thread].

It is been suggested to me via a super secret hush hush instant messaging electronic communication forum that you may be suffering from mirror image syndrome. Is this the case? Do not worry. If you say no, I will understand that you really mean yes. I am sympathetic to your syndrome and am here to help.

Concur. Completely. I was pre-med, and I have to say (while having no idea about any super secret hush hush instant messaging electronic communication forum, and, fwiw, even if I did, if it was really super secret hush hush I certainly wouldn't be posting about here, unless, of course, I was referencing it in a purely conjecturally hypothetical fashion as in something existing in an imaginary alternative universe that doesn't really exist [read: SCIENCE FICTION]), it sounds like mirror image syndrome to me. Yup. MIS.

Sebby, let me know me if there is anything I can do, even if its just giving you a non-bi, nttawwt, shoulder to lean on. And my condolences to the Mrs.

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Wondering why this image just popped into my head:

http://fusionanomaly.net/repomanmillerandotto.jpg

"John Wayne was a fag."

HEY, lots of guys like to watch their buddies fuck. I know I do, don't YOU?

Random annoyances

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Originally posted by spookyfish
So, I'm driving home last night, and the radio station I'm listening to starts playing this new single by the band Live, and it occurs to me. I hate that band. I mean really, really hate them. Hate them with the fire of a thousand suns.

blah blah blah

(Dammit -- No XM this X-Mas)

[EOR]

Buy the XM, my dear. The units can be had for less than $200, service is about $10 a month, and I find mine frequently saves me from having to kill people while I am driving in my car.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Keef's a bedrock. He's too simple to be bisexual. If he's bi, Clint Eastwood's bi, and if Clint's bi, well, hell... I might just have to try this bi thing.

When I was younger I thought Clint Eastwood was creepy. I only recently realized that when he was younger, he was the most fuckable man alive.

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
HEY, lots of guys like to watch their buddies fuck. I know I do, don't YOU?

Not by choice. The bunk bed forces it on me.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
When I was younger I thought Clint Eastwood was creepy. I only recently realized that when he was younger, he was the most fuckable man alive.

Too bad you don't have a time machine.

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Too bad you don't have a time machine.

Smugness is not a preternaturally boyishly good looking quality.

Speaking of LOTR

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I take it you slept through the subtext lecture when you were working on your creative writing degree?

I was not a creative writing major. Is subtext kind of like TM's translations, but not as funny?

Worst Present: Disc golf bag, with putter and two long range discs included. Thanks, mom, I'll be sure and bring these next time I'm invited for a round at River Oaks.

Best Present: See above. I did not receive many gifts this year. This is the price of being feared and respected rather than loved. It can be lonely at the top.

I'm just sitting here waiting for someone to tell me what sebby and paigow's posts really mean.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Smugness is not a preternaturally boyishly good looking quality.

I would think smugness would be the main preternaturally boyishly good-looking quality.

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I'm just sitting here waiting for someone to tell me what sebby and paigow's posts really mean.

Sure, and if everybody followed your lead, those two would be the only ones posting.

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I'm just sitting here waiting for someone to tell me what sebby and paigow's posts really mean.

This author of this post is obviously insecure and prone to occasional bed wetting. nttawwt.

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This author of this post is obviously insecure and prone to occasional bed wetting. nttawwt.

who is? you or Tyrone? confused.

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
who is? you or Tyrone? confused.

A brilliant comment on the ambiguity of Shape Shifter's post, Miss NorthChick. Doesn't the lack of clarity in his meaning reflect the confusion of the post-post-modern age?

Now, does anyone care to comment on whether the author's intention is relevant?

Bar Sign Language

These are pretty funny:

Bar sign language:

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.co..._bar_signs.htm