LawTalkers - Missing the Paigow (et al.) [sniff]

Drunk girls attacked passers by

A mob of teenage girls launched a vicious unprovoked attack on a middle-aged man for refusing to allow them to use his mobile phone.

Fuelled by alcohol, they punched and kicked him before turning on a passing Good Samaritan who tried to stop the bloody assault.

A CCTV camera captured the sickening episode outside Pontypridd Railway Station at 12.20am.

A court was told the girls, three 19-year-olds and one 17-year-old, had been drinking heavily in the town centre before they rounded on their victim Philip Rees and then moved on to the second man, Celvin Greening.

http://icwales.icnetwork.co.uk/0100n...name_page.html

What the fuck good is that link with no video? That, I wanted to see.

Sounds weird, though. You clock one of those girls square in the nose and watch her crumble and I bet the rest of them book.

Would you rather fight 8 midgets or 4 teenage girls (who it sounds from the story seem to know what they're doing)?

Was talking to someone in my office yesterday during a particularly long stretch of boredom. He said he would take $1 million, tax-free, for each inch he lost on his height (losing a minimum of 5 inches -- making him 5'5"). I don't think I'd do it.

I could play this game all day and I'm not even stoned.

TM

spookyfish

01-13-2006 10:31 AM

reason #47 to be thankful for ncs

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What the fuck good is that link with no video? That, I wanted to see.

Sounds weird, though. You clock one of those girls square in the nose and watch her crumble and I bet the rest of them book.

Would you rather fight 8 midgets or 4 teenage girls (who it sounds from the story seem to know what they're doing)?

Was talking to someone in my office yesterday during a particularly long stretch of boredom. He said he would take $1 million, tax-free, for each inch he lost on his height (losing a minimum of 5 inches -- making him 5'5"). I don't think I'd do it.

I could play this game all day and I'm not even stoned.

TM

I need you to answer a question first. Do the midgets know what they're doing, too?

Ask him how much money he'd take for every inch off his dick.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-13-2006 10:40 AM

reason #47 to be thankful for ncs

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
I need you to answer a question first. Do the midgets know what they're doing, too?

Yez. But how hard can midgets hit, really? Their tiny fists of fury can only muster so much power, no?

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Ask him how much money he'd take for every inch off his dick.

Cutback Mountain?

TM

Hank Chinaski

01-13-2006 10:42 AM

reason #47 to be thankful for ncs

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Ask him how much money he'd take for every inch off his dick.

this is actually a better question for the ladies: How much more in hubbie's bank would equal 1 less inch in hubbie's pants?

I suppose the answer will be skewed by how much is in each right now, and whether that is an adequate amount given your choosen lifestyle.

Replaced_Texan

01-13-2006 11:09 AM

Over/Under

Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Er...who we betting on*

RP?
BnB?
RT?
NCS?
Spooky?
Balt?
Shifter?
MrMan?
Fork?
SEC?
DK?
Me?
Prima?

Come on Jesus (left Chicago), cryptic aint your forte.

*And if Arnie is betting with me, I'm swapping positions

And when does the clock start? Before or after divorces are final?

dtb	01-13-2006 11:10 AM

reason #47 to be thankful for ncs

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this is actually a better question for the ladies: How much more in hubbie's bank would equal 1 less inch in hubbie's pants?

I suppose the answer will be skewed by how much is in each right now, and whether that is an adequate amount given your choosen lifestyle.

The question is ALMOST the right one, but not exactly.

bold_n_brazen

01-13-2006 11:24 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And when does the clock start? Before or after divorces are final?

Can someone explain the original question to me?

Replaced_Texan

01-13-2006 11:30 AM

Real Fashion Question

Quote:

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
RT- are bcp's really good for the skin? I can't take them though. I get all weepy.

Yes. They're even approved by the FDA to treat acne.

I haven't had a single breakout since I went on Yasmin and I honestly think that my skin has never looked better.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-13-2006 12:06 PM

Over/Under

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Can someone explain the original question to me?

"Four years. A one-termer after the boobs shrivel up and the gash goes cold."

I thought the implication was that the marriage would last only 4 years and that the clock started ticking the day after the wedding. But you can also read it as starting (i) once the kid is born or (ii) when breastfeeding ends (boobs shrivelling up). I don't know when the gash goes cold, though. Is that February?

We need further clarification.

TM

bold_n_brazen

01-13-2006 12:10 PM

Over/Under

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"Four years. A one-termer after the boobs shrivel up and the gash goes cold."

I thought the implication was that the marriage would last only 4 years and that the clock started ticking the day after the wedding. But you can also read it as starting (i) once the kid is born or (ii) when breastfeeding ends (boobs shrivelling up). I don't know when the gash goes cold, though. Is that February?

We need further clarification.

TM

Thanks. I'm afraid I still don't follow.

Whose marriage? Whose boobs? Whose gash?

Replaced_Texan

01-13-2006 12:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Thanks. I'm afraid I still don't follow.

Whose marriage? Whose boobs? Whose gash?

I think that's what slave was asking.

I wasn't sure if she was talking about a marriage or not, and if not, when the clock started for timing the relationship.

ThurgreedMarshall

01-13-2006 12:13 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Thanks. I'm afraid I still don't follow.

Whose marriage? Whose boobs? Whose gash?

The Mod Squad = The Paigow, I'm sure.

The Gash = The Paigow's nickname for RP.

Good God, woman. Where have you been?

TM

bold_n_brazen

01-13-2006 12:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The Mod Squad = The Paigow, I'm sure.

The Gash = The Paigow's nickname for RP.

Good God, woman. Where have you been?

TM

Excellent. Thank you.

Shape Shifter

01-13-2006 12:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The Mod Squad = The Paigow, I'm sure.

The Gash = The Paigow's nickname for RP.

Good God, woman. Where have you been?

TM

Why would slave think I have a gash?

ThurgreedMarshall

01-13-2006 12:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think that's what slave was asking.

I wasn't sure if she was talking about a marriage or not, and if not, when the clock started for timing the relationship.

I thought he was being facetious since it is so obvious who the post was aimed at. But maybe I'm 100% off the mark w/r/t both of them.

Or maybe, just maybe, after all these years of translations, I speak fluent Paigow.

TM

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