LawTalkers - New Fashion Board 10-3-2003

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Montecore is a very cute kitty cat. Love the avatar. I personally would like to see him work with Clay Aiken who would be purrrrrrrrrrfect for the show as he already has that not quite human look of too much plastic surgery. He is Robin to Siegfried's Backman.

Don't get your hopes up. That scrawny weasel is already trying to horn in (get it?) on Roy's spot. But frankly, I wouldn't even fuck him with Ruben's dick. [ba dump dump]

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

10-24-2003 09:51 AM

Game 5 Haiku

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Originally posted by Not Bob

Fish lack strong closer
let the stormtroopers get close
good thing Lee is tall

Ugueth Urbina
tainted by bambino's curse
channels Red Sox's past

Bad_Rich_Chic

10-24-2003 09:51 AM

URGENT -- FB Expert Advice Needed

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
That is nice, and tasteful. Out on the West Coast, we prefer more color for our wardrobe. I'm partial to these:

http://www.doghaus.com/ties.JPG

I have to admit I rather like those. But then I'm still into irony (it's so retro!), so YMMV.

Montecore

10-24-2003 09:59 AM

Furiiiinnngeeeeyyyy!

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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
Your zero-trick lizard has a trick. He barks!

And stalks.

What are these barking, stalking lizards? How do they taste? Can I get one with a dipping sauce?

Gus Petch, Ass Nailer at Law

10-24-2003 10:05 AM

I Love the Timmy Strikes Back

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Three things:

1. I smell a new board motto.

2. That may possibly be the best avatar I've ever seen.

3. I see you "retired" much like Michael Jordan, Cher, Kiss, and The Who retired, NTTAWWT.

(Either that, or you do PLF almost as well as PLF - Bravo Penske!)

1. What a coincidence, I'm catching a whiff of another a piece of ass to nail!

2. Danke!

3. I'm not a retiree fishface. I'm a newber invited by my old friend Say_Hello to nail Fringe's ample ass. Don't make me nail yours instead!

Gus Petch, Ass Nailer at Law

10-24-2003 10:06 AM

URGENT -- FB Expert Advice Needed

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
But then I'm still into irony (it's so retro!), so YMMV.

Actually, I think that is just a coincidence.

evenodds

10-24-2003 10:15 AM

HateMonger is a Pedophile

"Reverend Stephen White, infamous for preaching against homosexuality and sexual promiscuity at Yale and other college campuses, now faces charges that he solicited sex from a teenage boy in a Philadelphia suburb.

In recent years, White -- known to students as "Brother Stephen" -- has made informal speeches on Cross Campus and Beinecke Plaza denouncing minorities, homosexuals, religious groups and aspects of popular culture.

White was arrested in June after he allegedly offered $20 to a 14-year-old boy in West Chester, Pa. for permission to perform oral sex on him."

http://www.yaledailynews.com/article.asp?AID=23709

notcasesensitive

10-24-2003 10:26 AM

HateMonger is a Pedophile

Sounds like a song or album title. If it is ever used in Dallas by indie rock types, I'll make sure you get some credit.

I'm even tiring of my Carry On thing, so I will just note that it would fit here nicely. Continue.

ms. naughty diplomat

10-24-2003 10:33 AM

I Love the Timmy Strikes Back

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
That'd be Headbangers' Ball, and I think its still on at like 3 in the morning.

hmm, how come i'm not surprised that you would know this.

incidentially, you really should consider a new moniker that better reflects your persona - how about bore_n_bimbo, that way you can keep the b_n_b abbreivation.

evenodds

10-24-2003 10:34 AM

HateMonger is a Pedophile

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Sounds like a song or album title. If it is ever used in Dallas by indie rock types, I'll make sure you get some credit.

I'm even tiring of my Carry On thing, so I will just note that it would fit here nicely. Continue.

In Austin, it would be a band name and the marquee would read "Pedophile."

baltassoc

10-24-2003 10:34 AM

Paper clips

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
See, I am a huge copier. I copy everything, over and over again. I have stacks of extra copied sets of docs all over the place. Too many times I've discovered too late that the partner has raided my office and stolen my only correspondence/file copy of a document and scribbled all over it. So I HATE staples, because it makes it a bigger pain in the ass to copy stuff, and the doc gets all mangled pulling the staples out 3 or 4 or 8 times.

BR(and I like the colored plastic clips, too. Colorful clashing chaos is good, and they don't leave gray metal scrapings on the pages when you take them on and off)C

It's a little late, but I just have to let the world know that I heart you.

Staples suck.

robustpuppy

10-24-2003 10:45 AM

Self Awareness Timmy

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Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
incidentially, you really should consider a new moniker that better reflects your persona - how about bore_n_bimbo

You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

bold_n_brazen

10-24-2003 10:46 AM

I Love the Timmy Strikes Back

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Originally posted by ms. naughty diplomat
hmm, how come i'm not surprised that you would know this.

incidentially, you really should consider a new moniker that better reflects your persona - how about bore_n_bimbo, that way you can keep the b_n_b abbreivation.

Do I know you?

And ummm....what RP said.

ms. naughty diplomat

10-24-2003 10:47 AM

Self Awareness Timmy

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.

oh, did you just fall out of the sock drawer?

if not, why do you care what i think about that moron?

baltassoc

10-24-2003 10:49 AM

I Love the Timmy Strikes Back

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
[I can't even quote it]

And ummm....what RP said.