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PresentTense Pirate Penske 12-01-2009 06:14 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch (Post 408803)
I was going to say that this was one of your finer rants, and I could almost picture you steaming in righteous fury while writing it.

Then I saw Less's response, and I realized that I like pie too.

FWIW, fyi I learned last nite that there is no pie in Italy. ymmv.

notcasesensitive 12-01-2009 06:26 PM

Re: The Deadbeat Ex
 
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Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone (Post 408794)
So says the voice of experience. But did you name Mr. Man, or did he name himself?

I had no part of naming him. The (rather boring) truth is that he had posted on music forums before using the username Mr. [his first name] and when I told him about this little place and he wanted to join, I told him it was anonymous and people were a bit weird about not being identified. He came up with Mr. Man without giving it much thought, as I found out after he had already signed up. It is a sort of silly name, but I have to admit that I'm now rather attached to the resulting Senor Hombre sock.

ThurgreedMarshall 12-01-2009 06:30 PM

Re: Lively discussion topics
 
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Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 408801)
Chevy came up with chimney sweep, which I think is very funny.

LMA was all me, baby, but I am open to a name for him, as he lacks one. For me, that was a title, not a name but it's easier than "Ex-Boyfriend Who Got Arrested With A Bimbo While We Were On A Break And I Was Dating A Working Stiff But Now We've Reconciled Tentatively And Everything Is Right In The Universe" guy.

Sounds like we should just call him Tiger, especially since he likes bimbos, had a run in with the cops over a driving problem, he's rich and is an elite athlete. But I withdraw that suggestion because I just made myself sick describing the reasons why it might work.

TM

Hank Chinaski 12-01-2009 06:32 PM

Re: The Deadbeat Ex
 
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Originally Posted by notcasesensitive (Post 408809)
I had no part of naming him. The (rather boring) truth is that he had posted on music forums before using the username Mr. [his first name] and when I told him about this little place and he wanted to join, I told him it was anonymous and people were a bit weird about not being identified. He came up with Mr. Man without giving it much thought, as I found out after he had already signed up. It is a sort of silly name, but I have to admit that I'm now rather attached to the resulting Senor Hombre sock.

i invented calling my beau, "fringster", but that was derivative.

notcasesensitive 12-01-2009 06:35 PM

Re: The Deadbeat Ex
 
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 408800)
I've always assumed it was Roger Hargreaves:

http://www.fishtank.org.uk/humour/pi...s/Mr%20Men.jpg

Perhaps I will suggest a change to his avatar.

PresentTense Pirate Penske 12-01-2009 06:35 PM

Re: Lively discussion topics
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 408811)
Sounds like we should just call him Tiger, especially since he likes bimbos, had a run in with the cops over a driving problem, he's rich and is an elite athlete. But I withdraw that suggestion because I just made myself sick describing the reasons why it might work.

TM

Depending on how you define "rich" that sounds like me. Should I change my nickname?

cheval de frise 12-01-2009 06:38 PM

Re: Lively discussion topics
 
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Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 408801)
Chevy came up with chimney sweep, which I think is very funny.

Thanks, but I can't take credit. All I did was post the song lyrics after you mentioned he...gasp...works for a living.

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LMA was all me, baby, but I am open to a name for him, as he lacks one. For me, that was a title, not a name but it's easier than "Ex-Boyfriend Who Got Arrested With A Bimbo While We Were On A Break And I Was Dating A Working Stiff But Now We've Reconciled Tentatively And Everything Is Right In The Universe" guy.
This sounds like a job for Penske, iykwimaityd,aftftnkwthpita.

CDF

Hank Chinaski 12-01-2009 06:41 PM

Re: Lively discussion topics
 
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Originally Posted by evenodds (Post 408801)
Chevy came up with chimney sweep, which I think is very funny.

LMA was all me, baby, but I am open to a name for him, as he lacks one. For me, that was a title, not a name but it's easier than "Ex-Boyfriend Who Got Arrested With A Bimbo While We Were On A Break And I Was Dating A Working Stiff But Now We've Reconciled Tentatively And Everything Is Right In The Universe" guy.

how about "the guy who is banging E/O again but will re-stand her up sometime pre-New Year's eve"?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 12-01-2009 06:52 PM

Re: Lively discussion topics
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 408816)
how about "the guy who is banging E/O again but will re-stand her up sometime pre-New Year's eve"?

Now, now. It sounds to me like E/O has accepted the presence of the Bimbo in the relationship. As long as she can count on LMA for Tuesdays, Saturdays, and Selected Black Tie Affairs, I'm not sure she cares what he does Monday or Wednesday (or in the cloak room).

You should lay off her.

LessinSF 12-01-2009 07:02 PM

Re: Lively discussion topics
 
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 408816)
how about "the guy who is banging E/O again but will re-stand her up sometime pre-New Year's eve"?

How about "The Dude Soon to Replace Sunny's Lunch-Box Boy as the Most-Beaten Dead Boyfriend on the FB"?

Hank Chinaski 12-01-2009 07:06 PM

Re: Lively discussion topics
 
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Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 408823)
How about "The Dude Soon to Replace Sunny's Lunch-Box Boy as the Most-Beaten Dead Boyfriend on the FB"?

question- SB's lunch box guy had to stop his Playboy subscription mid-year, remember? once they broke up could he re-start what remained, or did he have to pay again?

bold_n_brazen 12-01-2009 07:20 PM

Re: Lively discussion topics
 
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 408811)
Sounds like we should just call him Tiger, especially since he likes bimbos, had a run in with the cops over a driving problem, he's rich and is an elite athlete. But I withdraw that suggestion because I just made myself sick describing the reasons why it might work.

TM

I think we should call him index and middle finger, since this discussion is making me need to throw up.

evenodds 12-01-2009 07:36 PM

Re: Lively discussion topics
 
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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 408826)
I think we should call him index and middle finger, since this discussion is making me need to throw up.

You and me both, sister.

On to more lively discussion topics . . .

Since this thread on to fuck or to cook got destroyed by my mention that I am dating the ex/con again, any thoughts on hors d'oeuvre for a holiday themed cocktail party that can be made ahead, transported, and served at room temperature?

sebastian_dangerfield 12-01-2009 07:42 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske (Post 408806)
FWIW, fyi I learned last nite that there is no pie in Italy. ymmv.

Dissent. Plug "Monica Bellucci Nude" into a Google image search with the Puritan filter turned off.

sebastian_dangerfield 12-01-2009 07:45 PM

Re: Welcome back E/O, leagl and Fringey: no one say the name "Penske" 3 times in a ro
 
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Originally Posted by ltl/fb (Post 408774)
Extended release Xanax is great.

How many hours do you get out of one? The original recipe already provided a nice four hour run.


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