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Shape Shifter 10-13-2004 05:06 PM
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All you need to do is disprove this theory.

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Hank, isn't this your bailiwick?

Interview with the guy here: http://www.great-debate.com/tv.htm

andViolins 10-13-2004 05:06 PM
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I hate fat people. God, I hate fat people. Disgusting, slobbering corpulent pigs, chowing down on their McGiant McDouble McBurgers with Special Fat Sauce and washing them down with their 120 oz. tubs of Coke. Yeah, right, you have a "glandular issue." Is that why you need to eat a bucket and a half of KFC for breakfast? Is that why the only exercise you get is dragging your quivering rolls of blubbery lard from the TV couch to the kitchen to get another family-size bag of chips that you grab at greedily with your tubby-little grease-covered fingers? Just don't act all offended when I don't want to talk to you, sit near you, or even look at you. You smell bad and are offensive to the eye. I don't care how fucking jolly you are. Get off your mega-ass and take a walk around the block every couple of weeks. And maybe, every once in a while, try some vegetables that are not deep-fried. You might find that you like being a tiny bit less repulsive than you currently are.
Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hate, you bastard.

aV

bilmore 10-13-2004 05:07 PM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I hate fat people. God, I hate fat people. Disgusting, slobbering corpulent pigs, chowing down on their McGiant McDouble McBurgers with Special Fat Sauce and washing them down with their 120 oz. tubs of Coke. Yeah, right, you have a "glandular issue." Is that why you need to eat a bucket and a half of KFC for breakfast? Is that why the only exercise you get is dragging your quivering rolls of blubbery lard from the TV couch to the kitchen to get another family-size bag of chips that you grab at greedily with your tubby-little grease-covered fingers? Just don't act all offended when I don't want to talk to you, sit near you, or even look at you. You smell bad and are offensive to the eye. I don't care how fucking jolly you are. Get off your mega-ass and take a walk around the block every couple of weeks. And maybe, every once in a while, try some vegetables that are not deep-fried. You might find that you like being a tiny bit less repulsive than you currently are.
I like those little moist towelettes that KFC has.

Tyrone Slothrop 10-13-2004 05:10 PM
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I was thinking that this contraption would be good for long plane rides (is that the theme for today?), which reminded me of a Lufthansa flight I took several years ago. Somewhere over the Atlantic, they put on an exercise video. Yes. An exercise video. The exercises were the kind you could do while sitting in an airplane seat.

Those Germans -- what will they think of next?
Jet Blue is on the motherfucker, too:

http://www.jsonline.com/news/metro/oct04/266144.asp

ltl/fb 10-13-2004 05:12 PM
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Yes, very tasty, aren't they?
I'm not a fan of eating fur -- it gets caught in my throat -- but whatever floats your boat.

While I am not into chicks, so there's no pussy-eating here, I have been kissed after someone went down on me, and that tastes good. So if that's what you meant, yes, I agree.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 10-13-2004 05:18 PM
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I'm not a fan of eating fur -- it gets caught in my throat -- but whatever floats your boat.

While I am not into chicks, so there's no pussy-eating here, I have been kissed after someone went down on me, and that tastes good. So if that's what you meant, yes, I agree.
What is it about you and sex? It's not all just about sex.

Alex_de_Large 10-13-2004 05:20 PM
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I hate fat people. God, I hate fat people. Disgusting, slobbering corpulent pigs, chowing down on their McGiant McDouble McBurgers with Special Fat Sauce and washing them down with their 120 oz. tubs of Coke. Yeah, right, you have a "glandular issue." Is that why you need to eat a bucket and a half of KFC for breakfast? Is that why the only exercise you get is dragging your quivering rolls of blubbery lard from the TV couch to the kitchen to get another family-size bag of chips that you grab at greedily with your tubby-little grease-covered fingers? Just don't act all offended when I don't want to talk to you, sit near you, or even look at you. You smell bad and are offensive to the eye. I don't care how fucking jolly you are. Get off your mega-ass and take a walk around the block every couple of weeks. And maybe, every once in a while, try some vegetables that are not deep-fried. You might find that you like being a tiny bit less repulsive than you currently are.
SD, did you steal Flower's password again?

Replaced_Texan 10-13-2004 05:20 PM
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What is it about you and sex? It's not all just about sex.
It should be, though.

ltl/fb 10-13-2004 05:23 PM
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What is it about you and sex? It's not all just about sex.
because you making a sexual reference was far preferable to you eating cat fur.

plus, what is more fun to think about than sex?

Alex_de_Large 10-13-2004 05:24 PM
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What is it about you and sex? It's not all just about sex.
What are you takling about?!? Yes it is.

greatwhitenorthchick 10-13-2004 05:26 PM
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It's not all just about sex.
Shape Shifter, this kind of thinking is a perfect example of those side effects we were discussing earlier today.

Flea Bailey 10-13-2004 05:31 PM
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I paced a friend for the last 8.2 miles of the Chicago Marathon last week, and after the finish, we went to the meet-up area, where the 35,000 or so runners (and the ones who convinced people to pace them for the last whatever miles, too) go after the finish to eat their bananas and Powerbears and wear their mylar blankets and meet up with their friends and families. The meet-up area was around Buckingham Fountain, and it was fucking packed.
Not to seguejack, but isn't the above more likely to take place after the San Francisco marathon?

TalkSock 10-13-2004 05:33 PM
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
What is it about you and sex? It's not all just about sex.
What the hell is wrong with you? Have you not been here before?
Are you the type of person who reads the paper during meals? And sex?

Alex_de_Large 10-13-2004 05:36 PM
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What are you takling about?!? Yes it is.
Speaking of sex, the Smoking Gun has the sexual harassment complaint filed by Bill O'Reilly's accuser. Bill's a naughty boy.

Shape Shifter 10-13-2004 05:39 PM
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Shape Shifter, this kind of thinking is a perfect example of those side effects we were discussing earlier today.
Thank you. I will avoid the cat fur.


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