Hee hee hee

So many oxen. So little time to gore.

In defense of Elvis
 

I don't often do this, but...fuck you for this statement. I only hope you gain the wisdom to some day look back on this moment and shudder uncomfortably.

What kind of namby-pamby pinko liberal are you? I thought you were a True-Believing, Dixie-Chick-CD-burning stand-up kind of guy. Good folks. Appears I am wrong.

f(hts, lts)b

A. Groan.

B. I would never burn a Dipsie Chick Cd. At least, not one that I had already paid for.

(Sort of like dumping your own french wine. Dumb, dumb, dumb.)

("hts, lts"?)

hate the sin (i.e., your pinko liberalism), love the sinner (i.e., you)

Ah, that makes more sense.

'Cuz, phonetically, it just wasn't going anywhere.

She was an American Girl
 

"Hey! Look, Kip, there's a guy with chunky blonde highlights!"

"No shit! Jesus, Trip -- he's even got them long, pointy sideburns! Who the hell does he think he is? Let's get him!"

[pounding of fists on face, followed by Kip and Trip dragging an unconscious youth into the local barbershop]

"You know, Kip, when he applies to Wharton, he'll thank us."

I can't please everyone. Especially not paigow.

She was an American Girl
 

Is this one of the missing Easy Rider scenes?

TM

Smooth move. I open myself up to you and all you can talk about is Paigow.

PaigowPaigowPaigow!

r (turns, tosses blonde hair [which is nice, but not quite as smooth as paigow's] and runs from room in tears) p

Barbi Benton Beav Style Poll
 

(a) learn something new every day. that does not sound sexy whatsoever.

(b) you're right; i misunderstood the question. does playboy set the standard? i think -- no. i'm a chick (hi pp!) and i've checked out playboy about twice in ten years. i've also never discussed playboy's chicks' styles with chick friends.

(c) those people who do the waxing.

cd

She was an American Girl
 

Nope. Just a scene from my high school. Hell, you should've seen the social consequences for those of us who refused to carry around those bermuda bags with the wooden handles and little interchangeable hot pink and kelly green button-on covers...

Here you go, honey:

http://store3.yimg.com/I/spasanctuary_1735_21269120

peal jam fans are stupid
 

I haven't heard that famous blooper/outtake in years. Can any of you whose web-fu is much stronger than mine point me to that file?

str8

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ADDED AFTER KETCHUP
Maybe at some point I'll learn not to post anything until ketchup is complete. Thank you Replaced Texan, I got a chuckle out of hearing ole Casey cussing away. The force is strong with RT.

Now, can you find Orson Welles freaking out while doing a radio spot? That's my all time favorite.

str(my dad worked in advertising long ago and had a tape of this kinda stuff)8.

In defense of Elvis
 

Wonk,

I can see how from your perspective that statement seems outrageously coarse.

First, keep in mind that I often post fast, and sometimes the words just rip from the fingers with abandon. I used to think about editing myself, but that ain't me. Clearly, I can't anticipate all the possible maladies of those who may read what I write. If I offended you, please understand, it was not personal, and I certainly wish you only the very speediest of recovery. I cna't really fathom what its like to have to deal with your situation. I've no doubt you've a depth of character far beyond that of a cat as lucky as I in respect to health. Fuck... that was a wordy mea culpa...

That said, I probably won't eat those words someday. I offer no quarter to those of perfect health who become unsightly. I am rEdiculously undisciplined and will probably suffer early liver disease for it, but I think the base line for everyone should be to keep themselves in respectable shape. You don't have to be Naomi Campbell or Brad Pitt, but draw the goddamn line. I've been to Europe. I don't see lardarse mommies abound or huge beer guts everywhere. We eat too goddamn much and sit on our asses too much.

Me, I'm that obsessed with staying respectable looking that yes, if need be, I will have the fat sucked out of me.

S(I have fat family members... and I've had a phobia of looking like them since I was a little kid)D

Barbi Benton Beav Style Poll
 

Catrin,

So then what exactly does drive the changes in style? How do people know to switch styles on something they ostensibly never see?

S(By the way, have you seen the new Gucci ad with the "G" shave-job? Pretty ballsy ad)D

I am having a really shitty day and
 

I am sorry ,

I am sorry I referred to myself as the paigow in tribute to the great John Turturro's great performance as Jesus the CHild Molester. I am sorry that Bilmore did not catch this reference and felt that I had gone horribly sour.

I am sorry I cannot take credit for using that line from the Birdcage in a similar manner

I am sorry I did not know Catrin Darcy's gender or who Catrin Darcy is.

I am sorry I have used the ignore functino and then publicized my use of it.

I am sorry I was so insecure I felt the need to underscore just how valuable a poster I am to this community.

I am sorry I did not have the patience to explain what self-flagellation cop meant twice.

I am sorry that Adl thinks so little of me that he constantly has to flame me when I thought nothing of him either way.

But most of all, I am sorry I am too classy for this board.

Goodbye to those who havent already chosen to ignore me.

All the Bumble and Bumble in the world ain't gonna change my middle sister status, is it?

I am having a really shitty day and
 

reminds me of...

http://www.fredsociety.com/images/rightsaid.jpg

I can't help it if you are skittish.

I am having a really shitty day and
 

Did someone hack into Piagow's account?

Love means never having to say you're sorry
 

Have you been getting attacked via PM or something? Spill.

I am having a really shitty day and
 

I did not feel that you had gone horribly sour. I felt that you were having a number of really shitty days. So, on that basis alone, you should just stay.

Or, for those who prefer pictures:

http://thebradybunch.net/gallery/jan/janohno.jpg

SI, is that you?
 

Never in a million years would I have guessed that Paigow was really SiliconImplants' SP.


:dance2:

Ollie (just glad you aren't sorry for your shout out to yours truly) Ramone

FYI
 

Look, I know my fashion tastes are probably pedestrian to all of yours and you wouldn't be caught dead wearing some of this stuff, but I'll take a risk and let you know that there's another clearance sale at J. Crew, for men and women, with fairly good prices. Selection is limited. Looked like some nice outerwear for cheap for the men, didn't look at the ladies items.

Here's the link.

So I have bad/cheap fashion tastes, sue me.

Mullets and Beav Poll
 

Of course there are mullet lovers in CA. And there are those of us who are really puzzled by the whole mullet thing. Come on, get a haircut already. Man, I hate being in a time zone that makes me late to the party every day.

As for how chicks know what's up, I can tell you from personal experience that we know what's up because men read Playboy and beg us to give them some of that. So when my (not mullet) man showed me a picture, theorized that I might have greater sensitivity and asked me to get a haircut already, well guess who couldn't get one fast enough.

BTW, Super-thin landing strip = greater sensitivity.

SI, is that you?
 

This makes sense. Just yesterday, I think, Paigow was talking with Slave about the SI goodbye scene. That and the classy thing make me think she's having fun.

I hope.

(That thing about having to explain the self-flagellation thing twice was a dig at me and it hurt my feelings.)

In defense of Elvis
 

Sebby, when someone tells you that you'll regret something "someday," telling them you don't regret it today doesn't win you the argument. :rolleyes:

Wonk, you can't see me, but my fist is raised in the air in a gesture of solidarity and best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Sorry seems to be the hardest word
 

Its a sad, sad situation. And its getting more and more absurd.


Don't be so blue

1) You aren't going anywhere.
2) It's friday - happiness is only a bottle away.

not7yS

PS - the older, less gentle Slave would have just wanted to use this :violin:

In defense of Elvis
 

image removed


That said, as I posted earlier, get well, Wonk.

peal jam fans are stupid
 

Did you make that up? Or is it a well-known term of art? Either way -- I :love: it!!

I just recently found out that the rule of the politics board (whoever brings up Nazis first de facto loses the argument), is "Godwin's Law" or some such thing.

In defense of Elvis
 

Dude, you gonna burn through them all before I even get a chance to post one, or what? They lose their effect if they're overused.

There was beer all over the dance floor.
 

Slate has a very interesting article about MTV's Sorrority Life show (click here http://slate.msn.com/id/2081134/ ).

Here's a snippet (which -- sniff, sniff -- reminds me of my own days at the Land Grant Football Factory):

A non-Greek existence was a second-rate existence, and not because of prejudice from insiders. Rather, it really was second-rate; the university had, for good or ill, allowed the fraternities and sororities to set the standard for what real life was: decadent, familial, secretive, boozy, and anti-intellectual. If you were honest with yourself, you suspected that complaining about Greek oafs was nowhere near as fun as being one yourself.

Female Tennis Players
 

Does anyone else think that Serena Williams and Jennifer Capriati are "tucking"? I've stood behind this theory for a while. I've been waiting for about two years to see this headline: "Capriati's skirt too short! Penis pops out!" However, I just saw another picture of Serena in a bathing suit, and I see no evidence of either a penis or any attempt at disguising the penis a la tucking. I will refuse to accept any answer that claims they are actually women...

peal jam fans are stupid
 

Indeed.



And a tip o' the cap to MR.

edited. and fixed, I hope. yep, fixed.

In defense of Elvis
 

Sorry, mea culpa, see above...

Female Tennis Players
 

What the hell is wrong with you? I mean of all the offensive things people have said this one is pretty damn high up there.

Female Tennis Players
 

I thought it was funny.

Female Tennis Players
 

That's nice.