Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 

Shulda had a black & white cookie. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate........If people would only look to the black & white cookie in this election season all of are problems would be solved.

Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 

That shit never happens to plaintiffs' lawyers. We open the cookie bag and find a bag of money. Or we bite into a rock in the cookie, which is the same thing.

Re: Facebook
 

The entry can have multiple numbers (at least on my phone) and you're much less likely to drunk-dial DO NOT ANSWER at 2 a.m. for the hook-up. And if you're so far gone as to not care which precise person you're making a booty call to, hopefully the whiskey dick will prevent you from sealing the deal.

Re: Facebook
 

Or whisky-vagina, as the case maye be.

Re: Facebook
 

N/A for me, since I have no desire to fuck person in question AND he's married AND he lives in Chicago.

Re: Facebook
 

You dated Coltrane?

Re: Facebook
 

... when he was 14?

Re: Facebook
 

Whew!!! For a minute there, I thought she was slandering me.

Re: Facebook
 

Indeed, or Wanker -- they are the only two residents of Chicago.

Re: Facebook
 

OKya, but, for me, and ykmmv, in cases when I have drank enough to be whiskey-dickey, my sober desire to fuck the person, their martial status and/or whether or not thye are Chicagoites goes out the window, with the standards being solely availablility, consent and a devil may care "idée fixe", as my french friends say,...

Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 

Me too. I find that oatmeal rasin is harder to fuck up than chocolate chip, which often gets over cooked.

Re: Facebook
 

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_479414a.jpg

I never realized how tiny this angle makes him look.

I know, he actually is tiny, but not that tiny.

Re: Facebook
 

You forgot Mr. T.

Re: Facebook
 

I'm pretty sure Wonk lives in the 'burbs. We don't like his sort in the city.

Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 

-2.

Re: Facebook
 

Same things Hank's wife said to him the first time they met off the internets.

Re: Pick up my guitar and play.
 

2. I find it much easier to overcook oatmeal cookies.

Re: Facebook
 

For a minute I thought you were talking about this guy I dated in college, but then I remembered he'd gotten divorced and moved to Colorado.

So much for eating healthy.
 

I've been having a Pro Bar every afternoon as a snack. Today, I thought about mixing it up by running to Starbucks and getting a cookie, instead. I figured I'd check out the nutrition facts for both. Would I be that much worse off if I had Starbucks Cookie every day, instead of a Pro Bar?

Pro Bar Apple Cinnamon Crunch bar:

Serving Size (g) 85
.............................Amt Per Serving
Calories .......................370
Fat Calories ..................170
Total Fat (g) ..................19
Saturated Fat (g) .............5
Trans Fat (g) ...................0
Cholesterol (mg) ...............0
Sodium (mg) ...................90
Potassium.....................130
Total Carbohydrates (g) ....47
Fiber (g).......................... 7
Sugars (g) ......................22
Protein (g) .......................9
Vitamin A......................... 0 %
Vitamin C .........................0 %
Calcium ...........................4 %
Iron ...............................10 %


Starbucks Rainbow Cookie:

Serving Size (g) 87
.............................Amt Per Serving
Calories .......................380
Fat Calories ..................150
Total Fat (g) ..................17
Saturated Fat (g) ............10
Trans Fat (g) ...................0
Cholesterol (mg) ..............65
Sodium (mg) ..................135
Total Carbohydrates (g) ....53
Fiber (g).......................... 1
Sugars (g) ......................33
Protein (g) .......................4
Vitamin A......................... 0 %
Vitamin C .........................0 %
Calcium ...........................2 %
Iron ...............................10 %

Re: So much for eating healthy.
 

What was your' conclusion?

Re: Facebook
 

Oh and you! You aren't usu on fashion. Sorry. Maybe I never find you incredibly annoying?

Re: Facebook
 

This may not be equal to panty-melting charm, Cletus, but it's a start.

Re: Weird hypothetical cat-related ethical dilemma
 

Nah, the rectal scarring I got from undercooked oatmeal cookies and a five-day vindaloo and Guinness binge.

But whatever. When the grim spectre of toxoplasmosis comes a-knockin' on your litterbox, don't say I didn't warn you all.

Re: Weird hypothetical cat-related ethical dilemma
 

Until then, be fanatical about the hypothetical child washing her hands every time she touches the kitten. I'm serious about kids getting worms from pets (not to mention the more serious things 'weed mentioned). And I'm sure the vet will suggest it, but get the kitten tested for feline leukemia and feline HIV. And after the bundle you will spend at the vet, make the kitten a permanently indoor kitten.

Actual Fashion Question: Black Tie Event
 

Wikipedia says I can "wear a buttoned shirt with...a fly-front placket" instead of a shirt that fastens with studs. Is this accurate? I wore that type of shirt to my wedding, but wore a long tie at my wedding, so no one could tell if I had studs in my shirt or not. At an upcoming event, I will be wearing a bow tie. Can I wear the shirt with a fly front (a flap that covers the buttons)?

Also, cummerbund or waistcoat?

Re: Actual Fashion Question: Black Tie Event
 

formal, or are you a clown for Halloween again?

Re: Actual Fashion Question: Black Tie Event
 

Fly-front or French plackets are definitely cool. And cummerbund or nothing. Especially with a French placket.

Re: Weird hypothetical cat-related ethical dilemma
 

Vindaloo will keep you in da loo.

Lactation Lover...This is for YOU!
 

I don't think I have posted about this here, but GWNC's longer hair, PLF's free pussy, ltl's Facebook dillemma, and the emergence of several socks I do not recall seeing before my life makeover reminded me that something from my life might be of interest to the board as well.

I gave birth to a baby girl on October 1. Within a few days she had a PERIOD (yes, blood in her diaper) and started LACTATING (milk came out of her little TITS for more than a week). Apparently, this is relatively normal.

My little girl, growing up so fast......:eek::confused:

Re: Lactation Lover...This is for YOU!
 

i think you're forgetting some of the socks that were here before with at least some of that content.

the worst we had with our daughter is finding a big-assed upholstery staple in her shit. we were glad we hadn't seen her eat it, as we'd have been freaking for the hours until she shat.

Re: Lactation Lover...This is for YOU!
 

Pensky's long lost lactational lovr sock would be more interested in what's goign on with your swelled milk laden TITS. any update incase those sockes are lurking?

Re: Lactation Lover...This is for YOU!
 

I'd heard that this could happen, but didn't see it with my own daughter (just shy of a year older than yours!). All three did have the oversized genitalia at birth thing, and my first had rusty pee at a week or so old.

So, are you getting any sleep yet? (congrats, btw)

tm

Re: Actual Fashion Question: Black Tie Event
 

This.

Re: Actual Fashion Question: Black Tie Event
 

Yes

Re: Actual Fashion Question: Black Tie Event
 

Unfortunately, I have a two-button dinner jacket, so I will probably keep it buttoned and go with nothing.

Danke.

Re: Actual Fashion Question: Black Tie Event
 

we go through this every year. we can't give accessory advice without knowing what color wig.

Re: Actual Fashion Question: Black Tie Event
 

Wondering what the original point of a cummerbund was, I looked on Wikipedia and discovered that the original function was two-fold, apparently: A place to stash your theatre tickets and such and a way to hide your gut after you pigged out at the banquet. If you don't need it for either of these purposes, perhaps there is no scandal in not wearing one.

Hepfully yours,

SH

Re: Actual Fashion Question: Black Tie Event
 

Do you spend more time here or on fark?

Re: Actual Fashion Question: Black Tie Event
 

Do you have a superfluous third nipple as well?

Re: Actual Fashion Question: Black Tie Event
 

Nothing is actually more the trend these days. Fashion-forward types are returning more to the "dinner suit" notion. Things like studs, cummerbunds, and wing-collar shirts are reserved for white tie formal.