Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

Unless you expect hyperinflation to wipe out not only the value of currency but also the electronic record keeping systems related to it and other financial instruments, surely one can store gold more efficiently by purchasing it virtually and letting it remain stored in a bank rather than bringing it home to your own safe.

Now, if you want to melt it down and paint yourself with it, that's another matter. Just be sure to leave a patch of skin exposed so you don't suffocate.

wow
 

http://images.askmen.com/photos/denise-milani/6201.jpg

TM

Re: wow
 

No, no, no. That's Gwink's sister. We wanted the picture of her mother for Wonk.

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

Helpful! thank you.

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

I see that you too have learned a lot from James Bond movies.

Re: wow
 

Blah blah blah photoshop.

Re: wow
 

Actually, those are real. Her name's Denise Milani (I can read really small print when it counts) and her shtick is that she's never gone topless. Hence, whenever somebody sends me a link with her name in it, it gets deleted. She's fine and all, but that's an incredibly arrogant branding posture. Nothing's *that* special.

Re: How Weird is This?
 

The camel never did figure out which of the straws was the worst, y'know.

Re: How Weird is This?
 

You think that's bad? The first time I scanned past it quickly, I thought it said "Does she shave your ass?"

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

I didn't say home safe. I said safe deposit box. Most people who buy gold actually do tend to do it for the doomsday scenario, in my experience, so they don't necessarily want it to be a simple debit on the bank's books; the want to exercise physical dominion and control.

Re: How Weird is This?
 

No, that's a question I would ask about your mom.

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

Gwnc did. Clearly she wants to be able to fondle it occasionally. And sometimes sit atop it, while stroking her white cat, and saying "mwah, hah, hah ha."

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

Some advice on how where to stash your gold. Lots of fun stuff on that site.

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

Only on the internet. It's hilarious because of its earnestness.

Re: wow
 

Maybe they are saggy without the support of a teeny tiny bikini. This is what we small-chested girls think about everyone bigger than a C. Ahh, delusion.

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

But, if doomsday, what is the guarantee you can get into the box?

And, Gwinky, you want Manfra, Tordella & Brookes, 90 Broad Street.

Re: wow
 

You may be right. This photo fascinates me, but I fear what might happen if they were unleashed.

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/v...inx/swan-1.jpg

Actually, no I don't.

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

Have a great trip! If you get a chance, PM me the URL of your blog. I'm in the process of switching PCs and forgot to save my favorites before I disconnected the old one.

Re: wow
 

There are degrees of sag. Sometimes it just doesn't matter.

http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pi...hitchhiker.jpg


TM

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

Thank you and safe travels!

I will be at home sitting on my pot o' gold.

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

Gwink's place:

http://www.youknowyourhouseisridicul...0609990001.jpg

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

Will you be wearing your naughty leprechaun outfit?

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

http://www.halloweenscene.com/mm5/gr...echaun%202.jpg

http://www.halloweenplayground.com/i...un-costume.jpg

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

in Canada they wipe with pine cones, so you can't fault her for going for luxury now that she has the means.

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

I've never understood why gold is supposed to remain valuable in a doomsday scenario.

Re: wow
 

That's okay. Everytime Hank showers at his gym he thinks "yeah, but I bet he can't get an erection without passing out from the loss of blood to the rest of his body."

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

Because mountains of archeological evidence establishes that even during times of minimal government and sociological upheaval, gold can always be traded for pussy.

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

built-in bidet?

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

Sequels has really gotten back in shape after number 2.

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

Gold has been used as a store of value for as long as there has been an economy. It is expected to not only hold, but increase, in value as the shit hits the fan because it always has.

I myself am banking on a new economy based upon brisket.

Re: wow
 

on Howard Stern this week they played an "increase your dick size" tape. the exercise is this: get an erection- open a book, or a magazine, or at least a greeting card, and place on member- then flex upwardly ten times. repeat.

I'm giving this public notice so no one claims I got a head start.

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

sports guy's take- for what it's worth, last night in the last few minutes the celts had a break and to the left of the screen I saw LeBron jogging back- game was almost over, but not over- first team all NBA defender was jogging back- T Prince has a ring because he didn't jog back on a break away.

• Because the other part feels as if we learned something substantial about LeBron James this spring. I always thought his ceiling looked like this: Jordan's DNA crossed with Magic's DNA crossed with Bo Jackson. Nope. Take the Jordan DNA out. Have to. Jordan was a ruthless mother******. Jordan was a killer. Jordan didn't care if his teammates despised him. Jordan never, ever, not in a million years, would have allowed his team to quit in the final two minutes of Thursday night's game the way LeBron did. His teammates feared him, loathed him, revered him and played accordingly. Bird had that same quality. In the second half of his career, so did Magic. Winning meant so much to those guys that their teammates almost didn't have a choice; they had to follow suit. Or else.
  
  LeBron James is 25 years old. He has played seven seasons -- 548 regular-season games and 71 playoff games. There's a feeling that he can still get better and, with better teammates, maybe he could. But fundamentally, to paraphrase Bill Parcells, he is what he is at this point -- a gregarious, larger-than-life, supremely gifted basketball player who's better at making us say "WOW!" than anything else. If he owned that cutthroat Jordan chromosome, or Magic's leadership chromosome, it would have surfaced by now. In Wednesday's column before Game 6, I mentioned how there comes a point in every great player's career when you have to pour the cement, let it harden and see what you have. We poured the cement for LeBron in this series. It hardened last night. We know what we have.
  
  And last night, LeBron's DNA finally made sense to me. Throw Jordan out. Throw Magic out, too, except for the "controls sections of a game with passing/rebounding" part. Keep Bo. Now, add this guy … Julius Erving.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...4&sportCat=nba

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

The real doomsday people invest in this: http://theviewfromouthere.files.word...09/07/ak47.jpg

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

More for Less:

iPhone and a passport is all you need?

Re: The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!
 

thought to all Minnies who went to a Friday fish fry last night- with the Gulf situation, do you really think it symbolically valid to expose even more fish to oil?

think about it.

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

Incomplete.....where's the bidet?


eta: merde! stp! merde!

Re: Gold, Jerry!
 

A good start, but I think wine is also necessary.

Re: Questions
 

My FIL can probably get you a deal on one. wttw

Re: Apps
 

Truly. They are THE BEST. I'm trying to convince my current FIL to sign up. He's a WWII veteran, and 93 years old. If he doesn't do it soon, my eligibility is going to dry up!

Re: Apps
 

Oh no you didn't.