Keira
 

Donnie, you're out of your fucking element

Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
 

NB, you are my guiding light.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

Luckily for you, as a midwestern lawyer, you can have your pick of hot women and if you ever fuck a gal who feels like a glass of water, you can move on. And luckily for me, as a spinster, while probably floppy, my cooter will not be streteched anymore bc who is gonna use it? Plus, if a tree falls in a forest and noone is there to hear it, did it make noise? http://www.observer.com/pages/story.asp?ID=8049

Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.
 

Sounds like he's already invested. You obviously haven't seen the 22 year old model currently screaming in his ear...

Speaking of art interpretation
 

If anyone is in Houston for the next five days and hasn't seen the Heroic Century exhibit at the MFA, go. Not today, because they've sold out already, but go tomorrow or the next day. You can get in faster if a) you flash your museum membership card to anyone in a docent's jacket, and b) you eschew the headphone tour and guide yourself. Beware, the line to get in has been around the museum for the last three or so days, so I'd get there early to avoid the crowds.

It's over 200 works borrowed from MOMA's permanent collection, and it is like walking through a 20th Century Greatest Hits exhibit. The earlier pieces start around 1895 and the most recent is from 1998. I can't list them all, but an overview of the exhibit is here.

It's almost too much to absorb in one tour, but don't miss it if you have any love at all for modern art. My understanding is that this will be the only exhibit in the US, though the show will move to Berlin next. If it proves to be a success, there is talk of building a museum in New York specificially to house this show. I'd be interested in going to Berlin to see it again.

Speaking of LOTR
 

It's Sniff the Glove. And it's not like they were really telling her to sniff the glove. It's just a joke.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

That article must have been written by a guy who is a chubby chaser and he is trying to justify his preference with a sour grapes argument.

Although he is correct in that size matters for women as well as men. He's just wrong about the inverse relationship between body size and cooter floppiness.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

I said she had a tight ass, not cooter.

Question for Montecore
 

Is your cause simply for the mutant-inbred white tiger, or do you advocate on behalf of all animals unjustly accused for mauling? I think that Dotty the bull terrier could use your help. Florence, another bull terrier could really use your help.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../queen_s_corgi (Spree: news article clearing Dotty of corgi-mauling charge, but does it really restore her good name?)

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

So fucking her is like fucking water.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

Not in the ass.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

Give it time. She's still young.

Question for Montecore
 

If you've ever lived with a corgi, you'll understand how irritating those little bitches can be. Oh, and on the subject of bitches, apparently that Barbie chick gets to take off her clothes in the name of free speech.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...d_nm/barbie_dc

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

What a name-dropping little shit head. I'll bet he has a tiny crank.

In 2004, I resolve to Not Annoy sebby.
 

Was there any question? I thought that it went without saying that any man writing a article about whether some women are too big must have a small dick. How would Dirk Digler know of the possibility?